ottotd 5-15-12 Who got DIII?
My laptop is too laptop to handle it, so no.
DII was one of the greatest addicting games ever.
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My laptop is too laptop to handle it, so no.
DII was one of the greatest addicting games ever.
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I didnt think Manchester was that big of a city to deserve 2 teams. And I thought that the German team was playing Chelsea or something for the title?
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Picking up on yesterday’s topic, driving around yesterday, I got me some free hotdogs yesterday at the This Week In Rays Baseball remote location. Them Rays street team girls are kinda cute.
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OH HELL NO, FREDDY MERCURY HOLOGRAM COMING
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LET THE DEAD BE DEAD
LISTEN TO THE ALBUMS FUCKHEADS
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Freddy Mercury/Michael Jackson holographic duet!
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i’d watch it
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Fuck, I was hoping Dice-K would be back in Boston’s rotation in time for this week’s series. I got tickets for one of the games and wanted to watch the hit show.
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I think Buccholz is pitching so we wil see it
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Looks like it’s gonna be Doubront pitching for them the night I’m going.
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hope you’re ready to watch the Rays get nohit
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Matty Moore just better bring his good shit.
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No Game of Thrones spoilers yet people (there was a new ep last night right?)
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fuck soccer
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Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
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eye of the tiger…
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lol great stuff
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that is awesome.
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How does this not have 69 thumbs up?
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One gif to rule them all
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idk the JFK one Sissy Cuck posted is great
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I’ve still not seen it.
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wittywin.gif needs to reappear in the GDTs
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Greeks are so lazy omg
just work and pay taxes dumbshits
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nope, don’t want to do either sorry, I have wine to drink
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The head of JP Morgan is of Greek descent. Coincidence that they just lost $2 billion?
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This email is coming to you as a reminder concerning your pending package
that has been with us for a long time. As you already know that this
package is containing an International ATM CARD in your name and in the
amount of $2.5 million usd.
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seems legit
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It’s so over the top I don’t know how anyone could fall for that, a debit card with 2.5 million, c’mon nigerians try a little harder next time
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yessssssssssssssss
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thats real!
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HERE TAKE MY SOCIAL, BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS, ADDRESS, AND A COPY OF MY ID
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why the fuck does nascar have an all star race?
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so you can have multiple household names burning up together in a fireball for glory
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isn’t every race an all star game?
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JUNIOR IS THE ONLY RACER THAT MATTERS
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best sport best fans
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So the Viagra car can ram the tamp-ex car.
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Wait, can I vote for the all-stars? How many times can I vote for Derek Jeter?
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i’m voting Brignac
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our best California-league shortstop ever
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i stuff the ballots with my main man Casey-K votes
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That’s stupid, if anything, we should be voting for Guyer or Bush.
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i still write-in Toe Nash
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Is this a joke or a real thing?
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HTC one X is the phone of choice for skinny jeans everywhere. Shit slides in my pockets so much easier then my old atrix or even my girlfriends iphone 4
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lol, yr so delusional. i dont see art-school girls walking around without iphones.
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that’s because they are idiots that can barely send an email. The iphone works for them. I need a phone thinner and lighter, and one I can make cool custom screens on.
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they are idiots with sheer blouses and short cut-offs and sopping wet vaginas
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I approve of this post.
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my iphone fits very well in my slims.
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my phone is thinner and better.
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now you just sound old
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oh em geeeee!
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I clicked on this link and my virus scanner popped up with a possible worm.
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your virus scanner is shit
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Ok. Enjoy your stolen identity.
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I get free credit monitoring from amex.
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The absolute worse.
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what?
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Such a puppyd post.
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That is until someone steals your identity, then you get free credit card service cancellation from AMEX.
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AMEX doesn’t do that.
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I know. God, it’s like I’m talking to myself. Do I really handle trolling like this?
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microsoft security essentials says my computer is fine
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Microsoft: The most trusted name in computer security.
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trusted by poor people worldwide
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actually windows 7 and 8 are the most secure operating systems a consumer can buy right now.
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Ok, I’m joking. The virus scanner on my computer *is* shitty. I’d rather trust MWE over TrendMicro 12 versions old.
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still running vista
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Might as well still be running Millenium Edition.
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My mom bought ME when she gave me her old computer when they got a new one. I still have mental scars.
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microsoft security essentials is just as good as most paid anti-virus.
vista is windows 7 with a bit of bloat, if you run it fine, who cares. It’s still secure. Unlike XP which is like pickin up sluts on nebraska and not wrapping it up.
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only problems I’ve had recently is when sander planted that trojan
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In comparable applications, adhering to the hardware limitations that exist in Windows XP, it will still blows the doors off of Vista or 7. Unfortunately, it’s getting closer and closer to XP not being a usable operating system for modern hardware or apps.
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with windows vista or newer, you have to agree to install the trojan.
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4 times.
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XP is garbage for the average user, I won’t support it. I see how it’s useful to people that know what they are doing, but to support it these days is idiotic.
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it was actually a joke, sort of, my computer did fuck up and start running slow when sander was posting but I don’t really think he had anything to do with it
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what? i can make my background whatever i want on the 4S… what is the point?
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lol and you can adjust and change your widgets and icons to make your theme artistically?
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This is my home screen http://mycolorscreen.com/2012/05/10/zentastic/
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my cover screen is just a high school girl i’ve known online for a while. if i’m looking for an app, then i dont really care if its a different color. how do you find apps quickly when drunk if they are all clear?
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It takes forever to get to the bottom of the page
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these are all lame as shit anyway. my cover screen / wallpaper is always a model / webcam girl / high-school stickam girl anyway.
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some of them were ok, I’ve always made my own background on every cell phone I’v ever owned
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Mine just is a bunch of pictures that change randomly
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Why include the first two? We all know you really mean the last one.
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well once i used hannah minx the anime babe from youtube. she really does have the breasts of a goddess.
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Jessica Nigri seems right up your alley.
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IC bait
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FREE Molten @ Chili’s!
Expires May 18, 2012
Claimed by puppyd
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..
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Ugh, fucking pacific time. 3 AM.
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what?
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diablo 3 launch.
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oh I’m just waiting for it to come tomorrow.
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oh, like some sort of adult.
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I have nothing better to do.
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Nor do I just too lazy to go to store at midnight and hate downloading shit
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you can pre dl/install now
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Do you need your code or w/e
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IIRC you can pre-install it now, then just play it when you get your key if you preordered a physical copy.
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yarp doing it now
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So if Bosh is out for a while the Spurs are the favorite for real now right?
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they were anyway. i think winner of OKC/SA wins it all, barring LeBron going absolute apeshit in the Finals… [which could happen]
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that has been my thoughts also, especially once Rose went down, for the Heat to win all they have to have 2 of the big going apeshit with the bench actually doing something and I don’t trust their bench at all
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San Antonio is just so fucking balanced and amazing. and Poppovich is a genius. I don’t see them losing this year. Ginobili has looked amazing in every Spurs game i;ve watched this year too.
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Oh hey, Spurs doing Spurs things.
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Ginobli, Parker, Duncan, Pop, and they actually have depth. I love Blair, Neal and Leonard. They all have their roles
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danny green has been ballin out of control too
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yarp. also got that white boy swag and jackson
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this is just a championship-caliber team. they deserve it
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so did the red sox in 2011. best team evah!
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the winner of the NBA finals this year will be whoever faces the Heat for the championship
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(it won’t happen)
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I would think so
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LOB CITY
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DP tweeting up a storm today.
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jeebus
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jesus christ
David Price @DAVIDprice14
Haha broooooooooooooooo RT @Joeycatch8: @DAVIDprice14 broooooooooooooooo
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Calling my shot.
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And my comment is funnier now because it’s Luke Scott.
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jesus
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I’m quite certain that if he hasn’t blocked me by now, he has today.
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I need my west side pic
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Commented on: Gay marriage is just real people in love in America – Tampa Bay Times: http://soc.li/kq2qOGf
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Important
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Inspiring
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Sad
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Angry
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LOL
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7 LOLs. Seven.
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you should have seen the comments. It was 100 percent gay bashing.
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Rude
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Brandon Inge’s photo on ESPN makes him look like he’s 50.
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Shit, Longo is gonna be in a sex coma
jaime edmondson @jaimeedmondson
After endless recommendations from my horny friends I bought 50 Shades of Grey for my flight to LA…#happyflying
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Great now he is gonna be out for the rest of the season
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that’s it, I’m buy it for my gf too
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Why??????????????????
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love that tracking software, I looked up some ceiling fans, now ceiling fans for sale on every page I go to
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Wal-Mart 2nd worst supermarket in america http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Media/Slideshow/2012/04/13/12-Worst-Supermarkets-in-America.aspx?index=11
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Food Lion also makes the cut, that was the only other one I recognized
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We had a Pick N Save when I was a kid. It was ghetto as fuck.
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i guess Iowa just has higher standards, Wal-Marts are always clean and the food is never spoiled
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look at these dumb fucks http://www.kcci.com/news/central-iowa/Police-sleeping-child-found-in-mobile-meth-lab/-/9357080/13384890/-/d517gn/-/index.html
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They arrested some couple in Seffner last year I think for the same thing. Two kids in the house and they were making meth.
A few years ago, they arrested some guy in Clearwater because he went into a strip club to get drunk and left his kid sleeping in the car.
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This fucking dancer I knew used to leave her kid in the car while she went in and fucked her dealer for dope, her husband was a fireman never even understood why she was dancing in the first place.
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She was married, dancing, and fucking her drug dealer? Yes! Trifecta story there!
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yeah she was good looking but a terrible dancer, most of her moves were cheerleader stuff she learned in highschool
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nice
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pretty sure her fireman husband got sick of the “cuck” life, divorced her and took the kid
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Was his name Gregory?
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That was his son.
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69 percent of these are NE only.
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Prince/Starlin for Bautista/Cueto probably needs a bit more on the second side eh?
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uh yes
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throw in Cobb and it is a deal
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i did it anywas because i have 5 1B and Furcal/Lowrie
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my fantasy baseball team next year will be named “Bradley topcubsfannumba1’s Beard” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYwgaXtiFpA&feature=player_embedded#!
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what class you rollin as?
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he was 47 I’m 48 fucking crazy
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RIP, meth head.
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yo dawg you getting d3?
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airsoft mini gun!

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wake up

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Cat on the left is content to just watch. Cat on the right insists on TAKING CHARGE!
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How would Figaro respond?
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This is also how I react to children swinging around feathers attached to strings attached to sticks.
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Got a (lowball) offer for Lincecum, just as Bedard got hurt.
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Why is Rick Scott running all these creepy ads about how great he is when he isn’t even running for office this year? First he had that one with that fat teacher, now he has one with some weirdo cop.
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Man of the people
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He’d fit perfectly as mayor of Gibsonton.
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CLOWN TOWN
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why not?
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Because historically, an approval rating as low as his at this point in his campaign as governor indicates that he’d be a coin flip candidate if he were running against John Edwards if this were an election year.
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Alex Sink would beat him by double-digits if an election were held this year.
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seems like you can say that about any incumbent
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in two years he will will be re-elected. Democrats don’t vote during mid terms.
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He’ll have to get his approval ratings into the mid-40s to even have a chance. He had it as high as 38% in January. It’s at 34% now.
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O/U Combined attendance for Rays/Red Sox on May 16/17th: 34,500
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I’ll be there on the 17th. Gotta see the Best Team!
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You might be the only one sitting behind that 3B dugout if they keep sporting a sub .400 winning%.
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It’ll give me more room to work on my golf game.
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holy fucking shit that is horrible
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Why?
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look at you
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not sure why it’s NSFW yahoo just did a story about that racist museum in mich.
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This one is so good, you guys
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I think it’s kinda sad.
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I must just be a horrible human being with a class A sense of humor. I’ll show myself out.
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I <3 it
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If this is Photoshoped it would ruin my day
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I just feel for the kid.
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If only I had gotten the Deleware/Baylor matchup in the Women’s NCAAs, this picture could have been Elena Delle Donne and Britney Griner.
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riff raff is so based. i love this dude. fuck
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my new phone is so swag bro
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LOOK at my new phone! 
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hipster level OVER 9000
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seriously are there any decent phones now that aren’t smartphones, I need a new phone but don’t want to pay the extra charge for a smartphone every month
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I’m not quite there yet, not even old enough for aarp
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WTF it’s now 36.00 to upgrade a line, and almost every fucking phone requires 20.00 data plan BULLSHIT
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get one of the wal mart pre paid phones. 30$ a month
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Ive been considering it, right now we pay 150.00 for 4 phones and one is a smartphone
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I think wal mart has iphone 3 even
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last time I just bought a cheap ass go- phone and put my sim card in it, now I see that even most go-phones are smartphones
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lol yeah, isn’t that some bullshit. ATT and Verizon got together and now both charge 36 dollars if you want to upgrade. Just because.
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If whole family had smartphones bill would be over 200.00, wal mart looking better and better all the time
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You could switch to sprint or t-mobile like a poor.
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U.S. cellular somehow manages to stay afloat, lots of people here in rural iowa have them
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they got you by the fucking balls no matter what , if you switch you have to buy all new phones it’s a fucking nightmare
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the cell phone industry in the US is a fucking joke, I agree.
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Wait for the contract to expire then bolt. Unless the contract buyout < what you will pay off for the remainder of contract per month
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I only use my phone for..phone calls and texts, so I go for the cheapest thing possible. Got this touch screen phone with a keyboard from samsung for free
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If i had a fucking job I wouldn’t care I guess I’m going to have to break down and get a construction job again, I can get a job on some fucking road gang, no back ground check, no questions asked anytime, I was just holding out for an easier job somewhere, last time I was working on a bridge building crew I was the oldest fucker on the crew except for the foreman
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Donate plasma and sperm
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50 miles to desmoines too far
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holy shit you live out in on the plains.
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yep most jobs in small towns are sewn up, gotta drive to desmoines, 1997 f150 gets 15 on the highway so it sucks to be me
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that was the inside joke on bucfanlostiniowa, being a tampa bay buccaneer fan lost in the corn fields
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I want this and want to replace the analog radio with a LTE one.
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What should I make my phone’s home screen look like? http://mycolorscreen.com/popular/
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never played it, I was too old
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Arguably the most addictive game ever
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what a horrible image to use. also why have a background when you can just play it and take a screenshot?
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Apple dumping Google for own Maps app in iOS 6
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4chan hacked the tea party website this morning and plastered dick picks, obama and the N-Word all over it.
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hahahaha
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Whaaat? Screenshots?
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at work, so no
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Name that user

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one that smokes a lot of weed
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Tideland was a true story based on BFLII
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Who are my guitar people
Im thinking bout pulling the trigger on this
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Japanese-Teisco-Del-Ray-EG-22-electric-guitar-2-gold-foil-pups-vibrola-/280878246375?pt=Guitar&hash=item4165a5e9e7#ht_720wt_952
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* Editor’s note: Due to a technical error, the word “female” was replaced by “black” in this post. We regret the error.
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WTF does that mean is this a fucking joke?
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It means women get shit on like TrueBulls used to in high school sports.
They refused to play against a team that had a women on it.
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I see so it’s like the girl who won the wrestling match cause the boy refused to wrestle her
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yes, except this was a baseball team, and it was for the state title.
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dumb religious doing dumb stuff
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I hope the kids learned their lesson!
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i hope they learned to hate god but doubt that happened
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Kid in Brandon tried to rob his pot dealer and shot him in the face. Judge ruled that the kid couldn’t use Stand Your Ground as a defense and the jury today acquited him of attempted murder anyways. How we roll in Florida.
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godamn phone solicitor just called my cell phone wanted me to take part in a political survey said I would get a free cruise if I did
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Youre not getting that cruise
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veggies are sexy!
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just applied for job online, overnight stocker at kmart, probably wont get it i lied and said hadn’t been convicted of a crime in 7 years
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im sure they won’t run a back ground check
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fucking two more years and I will be in the clear. I never should have beat the shit out of that dumb ass
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sears is about to go belly up so i’m hoping they are cutting costs by not doing background checks LOL
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they have free apps for smart phones that do the job now
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just sent the wife a text about it she is happy so she will be off my case for awhile that is until I get the rejection slip
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“P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines,” Skrovota notes. “The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicider.”
After stating that “a huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet,” she adds, “Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms…A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”
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homo-cide by penis, yesssss
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theres a video
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there was a homo who died after a horse fucked him, and they took the horse from the owners for cruelty to animals, that was in seattle wasn’t it?
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sounds likely
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documentary about it on netflix a few years ago, can’t remember what it was called
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anus licking causes sepsus! holy shit it’s a wonder I’m still alive!
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fucking pissed off, just pulled a 405 deadlift, then tried 420, couldn’t do it, probaly shouln’t have done the 405 first,
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once you hit 420 you can pretty much retire.
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I wanted to hit 500 by this summer but not going to make it
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holy shit gundam is real!
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mma just got interesting again
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Makes me sick…
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Isn’t this the dude that Grady Judd extradited and locked up?
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No idea but she was on some XM station (a rap one) and the host was owning her for the title
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I’d love to get in a long discussion about what life choices you’ve made that led you to listening to an xm radio interview with that person
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it was on the throwback hip hop station and it was HILARIOUS
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some dude called in and was like “Yo tell dat bitch she fucking crazy”
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Les Fart Du Monde
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So I woke up this morning on my friends coach and my jean were still on…but my boxer briefs were gone.
Must have had a good time (I dont want to think about the alternatives to why my underwear was gone.)
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ripped em, shit in em, etc etc
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Why the fuck cant I ever post images here?
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It’s a Batman Snuggie
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I never use the link in the menu bar I always use the one below the box that says add image
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got a letter from I-state, one of my kids can’t go back to school in the fall grades were shit, on some kind of probation, I was worried this would happen he really didn’t want to go to college his mom forced him
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ask him what he really wants to do, then put him in a trade school.
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Finna see the marlins and that awesome statue tomorrow
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That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life…
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Josh Hamilton just hit another HR, Wow….
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good thing we got that great package for him
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No dick pics
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HOW BOUT THAT MATT JOYCE? om MOM MOM MOM
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Hatefield
get your boo 50 Shades of Grey
thank me later
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I read about these books in Time magazine on a Saturday in the barber shop. Bought the first book on a Monday and gave it to her the next day. She literally asked me to leave the room and shushed me when I tried to ask her a basic question. That has never happened before.
The next week of sex was spectacular. Her pvssy has never been wetter. It’s like fvcking a different chick. She called me at work to ask where I had hidden the 2nd and 3rd books after she had already tore the house apart looking for them. She tore through book 2 and 3 quicker than I would have liked (wanted to spread this out a bit) with the same effect.
I recommended these books to my buddy who has a bitch/prude of a wife. Even he has seen the benefits of it.
I only wonder how long this will last. I’m hoping for an extended run but I’ll take what I can get.
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Is this shit for real?
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Apparently, If i wasnt so forever alone I would do it
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A bunch of girls I work with in the hospital are reading this and my god it turns them into animals. They all talk about doing crazy stuff in the bedroom that they would have never done had they not read the book. It’s working well for guys everywhere.
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Originally posted by Big_Chin:
is this shit for real? if so, the wife is getting this book asap.This shit is crazy real. I don’t friggin’ get it. My wife was so conservative and against me suggesting freaky stuff. Now she’s all in for that. She wants to be slapped around a little too. It’s like having a mistress.
Another thing. Good luck pulling your woman away from the books once she starts. Just buy the whole series and let her read for 3 days straight. Your dick will never have been as satisfied by your woman. I’m not kidding.
I don’t understand how women get on these book crazes, then they juice everywhere. This is ridiculous.
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This feels like a Chapelle Show skit.
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get it for mothers day for her
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For my mom?
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I’m getting that shit for Dipper’s mom.
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for your wife bro jesus
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In your opinion, will it increase the frequency of her desire to S my D?
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Its like catnip
And she will do more things (maybeyou can PIIHB)
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Oh, done that.
So fun.
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It’s not even that it feels so great or anything, it’s more just the whole “holy shit I can’t believe that I am IYB right now” thing.
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butt sex is mediocre at best
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I’ll try it on my girl and let you know. Ordering it for her nook now.
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The Fifty Shades Trilogy was developed from a Twilight fanfiction originally entitled Master of the Universe and published episodically on fanfiction websites under the penname “Snowqueen’s Icedragon”
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this can’t be true
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Twilight fanfiction.
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Jesus. Are they really vampires?
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GETS EM WET
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ANOTHER ROUND OF GUESS THE RACE OF THE HUMAN GARBAGE
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-cops-woman-tosses-puppy-from-balcony-laughs-at-officers-20120509,0,5990186.story
Police say an East Garfield Park woman threw a puppy off her third-floor balcony, breaking its leg, then laughed about it in front of arresting officers.
Jamille Marshall, 22, told police she and a friend found the yellow pit bull mix puppy on her balcony around 9:30 a.m. Monday. “They tossed the dog off the balcony because they said it wasn’t theirs and they didn’t want it,’’ said Harrison District Police Lt. John Andrews.
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It has to be whites. There is no ethnic minority race that doesn’t want a pit bull.
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Some say she should be commended cause the pit bull would probably just murder someone
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Some old white dude shot his wife in St Pete the other day. I”m sure his reasoning was similar.
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I really wish they didn’t renew that show.
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Leave good things dead.
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like MJ going to the Wizards or remake of Red Dawn
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on the other hand, this is the one group that may be able to do it right.
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i hope
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FRESH FLOP CITY FOOTAGE

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can’t stand them
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posting link since i know it won’t work http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1106098/paulf_medium.gif
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they play CP3 so hard.
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the best was the grizz coach saying “chris does a good job at flopping”
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Sandy, this trade offer es no bueno. 3 dregs for 1 good player.
Ianetta is 3% owned and I have McCann
Hammel will certainly regress
Duda is a Mut
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Thinking of pulling Lincecum off the trading block.
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT [IMG]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/600979/thumbs/o-TIME-MAGAZINE-570.jpg?4[/IMG]
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FUCK THIS SITE
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we use HTML here buddy![]()
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pictured: Diaper
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poor kid.
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she should be put down for child abuse
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That kid’s mom got some nice titties.
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Agreed. Love that style.
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Obummer and Dave matthews are touring seattle together. My neighborhood is throwing a party in his honor. These gays don’t realize gay marriage is already legal here?
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This is why they can’t have nice things.
Like marriage.
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is that Dean Pelton?
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it reminds me of rob halford if he was about to die from aids
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welp romney lost the gay vote: http://www.politico.com/blogs/burns-haberman/2012/05/a-vicious-romney-prank-123046.html
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cant lose what you never had
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“Back in high school, I did some dumb things,”
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apology accepted
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hmmm I wonder if submissive christian women are into blow jobs and anal sex
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I wonder……….
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make them read 50 Shades of Grey and they will be
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you want to know what works faster and cheaper, gay porn, nothing gets a chick hotter than seeing two guys
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lol
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That’s a true.
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most chicks are not into porn but show em two guys sucking each other off and they go fucking crazy, it’s like dudes who like to watch lesbians x 1000
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This means I would have to buy/look for gay porn
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free on the internet dawg
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puppyD says:
May 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Your comment is awaiting moderation.“Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.”
Just like your dad taught you about about teenage pregnancy?
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“Your comment is awaiting moderation” is Times shorthand for “your ass is banned.” You need to change your UN.
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God those are ugly kids and ugly mom
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I wonder how much it pays to be Bristol Palin’s ghost writer.
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50-60k a year I bet
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I want that job. I’d laugh my ass off at the end of each day.
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some religious nut probably does it for free
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speaking of girls i would give anything to titfuck
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Guaranteed that she’s a total freak in bed.
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repressed christian? I bet she would let you face fuck her.
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IMAGINE BRISTOL AFTER 50 SHADES OF GREY! (she can read right?)
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Washington’s Senate passed a bill that call for owners of electric vehicles to pay a $100 annual fee to compensate for not paying gas taxes. The bill must be passed by the House to become law.
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Prince, Gio and Kelly johnson
for
A gonz, McCutch and Axford
Im desparate for 2B
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lulz
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Im a KJ fan. toronto does magical things
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it’s fine as long as you got a decent of
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pence, Cargo, Ethier, Span, Markakis would be my five now
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markakis blowzzzzz
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babip is 40 points lower than usual. he will rebound, even though he is solid alrady
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also, Gio is now my best starter
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vogelbach! vogelbach! vogelbach!
fivetoolmike (Chicago)
What have you heard about Dan Vogelbach? I heard he’s got a better approach than just light-tower power.
Klaw (1:28 PM)Saw him in March. He has light-tower power and not a ton else.
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Who wants to look like a boss?

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!! link to buy plz
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Commenters usually dont make me laught on Gawker media sites but these movie titles are GOLD
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this sounds like a terrible movie disney execs. must be stupid
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They will make it cheesy and EVERYONE IN INDIA WILL SEE IT 1 billion people
$$$$$$$
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one billion people who make a penny a day = 0 revenue
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Gotta have song and dance routines in it to make it in India.
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it seems like every bollywood movie is 2 1/2 hours long whats up with that?
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Ill wait til all the facts are out but its never good
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#FREEBIRDMAN
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Ill write this on my undershirt and flash the crowds at Publix after I buy my sub tomorrow
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they’ll probably think you mean this guy
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they did spell his name wrong 5 times lol
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this is fucking stupid, people doing dumb shit and then suing somebody after they get hurt vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/10/11624556-cpsc-recalls-blow-up-pool-slide-after-womans-death?lite
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Reminds me of that time when some guy doing some dumb shit on a motorcycle got his head ADVANCE AUTO PARTS MONSTER JAM’d by some baseball player in an SUV. Now he’s suing the baseball player, and another one who wasn’t even there. Obvious lottery winning lawsuit.
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If you slide down a kids toy headfirst what the fuck do you think is going to happen?
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So far 3000 words of notes for my SAP class this week.
ALL IN COMIC SANS THE BEST FONT ON THE BEST WORD PROCESSOR
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3360 Words, 14 pages. 4 days left before review day and test day
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cool story
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Cant wait for this shit to be over with. Having a big party at my house the day after test
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You can just tweet me the invite, thanks.
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You like crawfish?
why did I even ask. Ill order some chicken crispers just for you
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i love crawfish
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Yeah buddy.
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why is it in comic sans?
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It makes my notes funny
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Party with this girl if you wanna life the life like bflii: http://stnch.com/?p=3476
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mud shark
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lol favorite athlete Randy Orton
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One time i was driving down nebraska ave. and i saw a dancer I used to live with doing the whole chiken head stroll thing, so i pulled over and tried to talk to her she waved me off , wouldn’t come over to my window, there was a black dude standing behind her in some bushes, it was pretty sad
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Where did she dance at? There was a story in the news today about how the cops went to Mons and arrested one of the dancers there for child neglect charges. Neighbors had called because they saw her two year old kid in their house alone. Bet that made for one sexy night at Mons.
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it was 20 years ago I’m sure she is dead by now
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I don’t know how you keep finding my types of girls.
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Living the Life of BFLII I walked into this club and a girl walks up to me and says “I hear you can really eat some pussy” so i said “You want to find out?” later that night I fucked her, funny part about the whole thing, she found out about it from one of her co-workers who i was dating at the time! I bet she wished she would’ve kept her mouth shut about it
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did you eat her out though?
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yep
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fantastic. but please answer warde’s question
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Your Pinstripe Alley membership will be fully active in about 6 hours, on May 10, 2012 9:19 PM CDT
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I was banned for saying good game during the opening series.
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I will probably be banned by 9:20
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Who was it who did the jew York City headline for a GDT with them and got some folks all pissed off?
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69 percent it was Top Gun Numba Fun
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Sandy
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420 percent it was sandy
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I wrote a thing http://theraysway.com/articles/rays-run-values-by-location-thru-may-8-2012
Let me know how much you hate it and how I should kill myself
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this is unreadable
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Alcohol poisoning.
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I didn’t really have alcohol poisoning ya tard
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You asked how you should kill yourself, ya tard.
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Da’Quan Bowers likely out for the year for the Bucs.
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let me guess, his knee?
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Torn achilles. Surgery tomorrow.
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#bust
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told ya he was injury prone
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thanx rockstar gm dumbnik
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He’s saying on twitter he’ll be back this year.
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Cause he is a doctor and will have the fastest achilles recovery in history
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Quality educational institute, that Clemson.
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HGH works miracles
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BLOWN TIRE
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Dang, JP Morgan just announced they lost $2 billion. Someone fucked up.
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this is what happens when you become useless
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hatfield, nooooooooooooooo
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anybody interested in a 70 year old virgin looking for love
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maidenhead still intact?
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I didnt read the whole story its all over the internet probably a setup somebody looking for their 15 minutes of fame
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http://news.yahoo.com/worker-jumps-vat-acid-save-colleague-023207332.html
Dipper,
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yawn zzzzzz
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Present. I’m on Wellbutrin.
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Started on Friday.
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would daveh approve of this?
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Probably not. But I don’t approve of suicidal thoughts, so there’s that.
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(didn’t actually contemplate suicide, that’s different)
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Dont seaucide on us
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I don’t need my brain to be studied.
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Look at the wit on this one
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(stolen term from FMG or dobber)
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Seriously though, I feel so much better. I feel like myself, except I’m processing everything faster.
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Ive never been on medication besides antibiotics when I had staph
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Similar to amphetamine without the actual “drugginess”?
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No, that doesn’t seem to be it. I still need to use stimulants like coffee. I’m also using it as a tool to stop smoking. It was prescribed to me to deal with both smoking secession and my reason for my visit, which actually is best described as, “I do not seem to be capable of properly managing anything.” I was having issues with time management, task prioritization, anger, project management; I would regularly go ‘blankfaced’ and completely lose track of what was going on mid-conversation.
As a stop smoking aid, I don’t think it’s doing a damn thing for me; it feels like I’m quitting cold-turkey.
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what’s the masseuse have to say about this?
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I don’t know. We do not communicate regularly.
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Damn, that’s pretty courageous.
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If you want a good laugh at Red Sox fan’s expense, read this column ripping Adrian Gonzalez. Dude goes totally personal with it, sounds like your typical pink hatted Boston bitch: http://www.boston.com/sports/columnists/wilbur/2012/05/gonzalez_the_pe.html
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its just not in gods plan
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Best line in the best article about the best team. Also like the line about how Gonzalez doesn’t belong in a city like Boston. Guess they don’t like Mexicans in the best city.
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this article is delicious
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Whole reason I saw it, btw, is because Jake Peavey was ripping the guy who wrote it on twitter last night. Said AGonz is one of the best teammates he ever had.
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“Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.”
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Spent the last hour or so thinking about a girl i used to know, she was a dancer named Nikki. First time i met her she followed me right into the mens room at the bar she was working in and demanded I do some coke with her, I was instantly head over heels for her! She was a regular fixture on the north nebraska ave. drug scene, only problem was she was the prototypical gold digger , she was always looking for the big score. We got high lots of times in the clubs and parking lots in north tampa, but she would never come home with me, that just made me want her more. She dropped out for awhile then showed up again with a buddy of my dad’s, dude was old and ugly, but he was swimming in a sea of coke, and had a giant cock, yeah his name was “big dick” richard. She was no longer dancing and he was insanely jealous, did I forget to mention how fucking hot she was, she was like half italion and puerto rican, she had long dark hair omg she was beautiful. Anyway I had to see her all the time and it was pure torture, dude was always knocking her around and shit I was always trying to get her to leave him, it was not good. Then one night she shows up at my house with his car and tells me she is leaving him, she wanted me to drive her to where some relative of hers was staying way the fuck up past pasco county, where she planned to take a bus back to new york.Well you know what happened, we fucked a lot, I begged her to stay with me but she wouldn’t so later that night I drove her up there and dropped her off. It was pretty fucking awesome telling big dick richard that she was gone and that i was the one who dropped her off, I left out the fucking part though, dude was really heartbroken he went crazy after that and continued on a downward spiral disappeared completely. I never saw or heard from her ever again.
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She was a regular fixture on the north nebraska ave. drug scene
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Sounds like scarface
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It really was kind of like a movie, the way i chased after her and she finally gave in and then I helped her escape from her abusive drug dealer boyfriend
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The Tampa Bay drug scene sounds like it was far more interesting before the pill heads took over.
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It was sex and drugs and rock n roll, it was a great time to be alive, at least until crack took over right before the 90′s
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yessss great story
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First time i met her she followed me right into the mens room at the bar she was working in and demanded I do some coke with her, I was instantly head over heels for her!
I laughed, I cried. Amazing story.
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best poster with the best material
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I would like to see a documentary about bflii’s life circa 1980s
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Cocaine Cowboy and Angel are both on Netflix, I believe
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Which do you prefer? Really wanted to see Drugstore Cowboy, heard it was pretty good. dunno if its on netflix, though
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Cocaine Cowboys is a documentary, never heard of Drugstore Cowboy
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Drugstore Cowboy is now on Netflix I posted about it last night
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move over mad men. bflii life story would be the best tv show.
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The whore didn’t want to be alone with the judge…
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wow I’m fucking terrible.
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blame the system
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fair
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I have no idea how you people manage this
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I have horrible gas this morning, good thing I got my own office.
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sandy is losing it
Youk is a terrible human being, even for a jew.
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The context is important here, they’re not like you or me and that’s a choice they make
I was raised that people have to deal with the consequences of their choices
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I can’t believe people are defending Youkilis. Even Ian Kinsler can’t stand that guy.
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what did youkilis do anyways?
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Guy is a scumbag, pure and simple. Guess who’s staring down the barrel of an extended contract with a 15% raise?
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Why the jerk off fest over long toss?
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why do all these evil songs sound so good, dammit
LogicListens 20 hours ago
Because the devil is a master musician. You didn’t know? The LORD can show you greater things than a good tune though.
WorshipInTruth in reply to LogicListens 12 hours ago
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wonder who that could be
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when did DRB start ignoring facts?
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Hello ,
Writing to let you know our trip to Manila, Philippines has been a mess. We came down here to Manila, Philippines for a short vacation, unfortunately for us we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed. All cash, credit card and phones were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our life and passports saved.
We’ve been to the Police and the Embassy here but they are not helping issues at all and our return flight leaves in few hours from now but we’re having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won’t let us leave until we settle the bills. Am freaked out at the moment!!…I’m financially strapped right now and need your help. I need you to loan me some money, I’ll refund it to you as soon as we arrive home….I promise!….Write me back so i can tell you how to get it to me.
Thank You!
I BETTER SEND HER MONEY STAT!
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Tell her nudes or GTFO
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Someone explain to me how the new pier isn’t going to suck
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They might have a rain forest cafe and putt putt golf!
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yikes
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I understand those ideas are worse, but it’s pretty clear the design company just threw all this shit on there that looked good but was never plausible and are now backtracking.
We are basically going to end up with a $50m circular wooden boardwalk.
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it’s florida and you are expecting a public project would be done correctly and in good taste?
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Seriously as a resident what the fuck would I walk out there for.
What the fuck would anyone walk out there for?
At least they have the Columbia now.
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hey yeah, why would anyone want to go up the eifle tower, that’s another worthless thing.
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EVEN THE EIFFEL TOWER HAS A RESTAURANT!!!!
But really the Eiffel tower and this aren’t really comparable
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at the base it does, not at the top, just like the pier.
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It’s not at the base. Not at the top either, but not at the base
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The only knowledge of the tower i have comes from Twisted Metal 2
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1/8th up the tower is pretty much the base.
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It’s about 1/3 of the way up. 311ft in the air
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The Eiffel tower was the tallest man made structure at the time it was built. A marvel of architecture at that time. I’m not sure we can say the same for the lens
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the lens, if it was done with the 150 mill, might have been the first aesthetically pleasing modern architecture in the bay area?!
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I don’t disagree, unfortunately that is not what we will be getting
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It should have a coffee bar/bar bar so you can sit outside and enjoy the water/view though. Who’s to say you can’t cart one out there every morning.
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There is a bar on the ground floor of the back of it facing out over the water, it’s a great place to get lunch, a few cocktails, and watch a ballgame while smoking a cigar. Plus no rugrats running around.
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That’s the old pier.
And really there is a bar on the ground floor? Who knew?
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Johnny Reno’s. I had a great time there, so sad that the people in that city don’t appreciate what they have while bitching about what they have not.
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I agree. saw some pics and it looks like a cool little place.
Basically the only place the residents go is the Columbia
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That pier is a shitstain, Sveet. What is wrong with you?
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The current pier does look trash imo. However, I don’t think a 50 million boardwalk will be an upgrade
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you should be happy it doesn’t kill anyone or cause property damage in it’s first year of operation
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Once they said they were gonna shelve the underwater garden, I was like fuck that noise.
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not sure you can have one if your water visibility is zero. Maybe things have changed since I left, but the bay was pretty murky.
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Its clear if you wear the right sunglasses
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The only right sunglasses are ray bans
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who moron uses Ray Bans on the water? get costas
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BUT THE WATER LOOKS CRYSTAL CLEAR IN THE RENDERINGS!!!!
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Better to dump bodies off into. A guy I used to work with told me a story about fishing off the Skyway in the 80′s. He swore that him and his buddies reeled in a dead body. Cops told them later it was the victim of a drug gang execution. Wonder if bflii knew him.
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69 percent chance he did
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I still liked the proposal that was submitted originally for the Pier which looked like the 2001 spaceship. That had to be a troll.
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Had to be. That was the most awful proposal I have ever seen
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I like the new one though it seems a bit “concrete-y” Would love to see something that seems a bit more like the natural environment. I had a great time at the pier
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Natural wood always looks better. Especially in florida, that bleached out wood look is pretty hot right now too.
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They would have to keep it up though. Natural wood can look crappy after a while
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get the plastic stuff that looks the same
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plastic
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this design is incredibly pleasing aesthetically. I bet businesses don’t work at the pier as they are. There just isn’t enough foot traffic to allow much more then small coffee shops or bars.
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Thats a timeless design…………
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The thing is that design is for like 150M, what we would be getting for $50M isn’t that.
One of my favorite parts is the amphitheater and who knows if that would ever be built.
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wait what, they shaved it down?
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Ya, they showed a design that was way overbudget knowing that half of the crap on there would be cut.
No amphitheater, no waterpark, etc.
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they can put some 2 stroke engine bumper boats in the middle, white trash it up real good.
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During a workshop Thursday, several council members raised concerns about the cost of the project and future phases of the Lens concept designed by Michael Maltzan Architecture of Los Angeles, which could run an additional $100 million.
What does the $50 million cap mean for the elaborate design with its looping bridges and crownlike canopy? For one, the proposed amphitheater is out. The water park and playground, also proposed for a later phase, would not be built.
Mayor Bill Foster said he wants residents to know that “what we’re building now is a standalone pier and that future generations will be able to vision for landside amenities, some of which are suggested now.”
“For $50 million, people will get a Pier,” he said.
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foster is such a piece of shit
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They are literally building a $50M wooden jogging loop.
Basically all the amenities and landside stuff is getting cut.
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What else do you need? Does some big looping thing really what the area needs? I can’t be the first to ask this
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it’s not about needs, this is a vanity project to beautify the city and draw in surrounding business and increase property values.
If you don’t have more then just the pier it’s a failure out the gate. You need storefronts and restaurants at the base as well as the park and ampiteather they proposed.
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Foster just needs to concentrate on swapping the cruise ship business for the Rays stadium with Tampa and we’re all good.
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so funny how Euros have the flopping rep
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well they brought it over and the americans had no qualms about doing it themselves
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chris paul is the best at it
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such a pos. it’s horrible when players that don’t need the help do it. ex/ cp3, lebron, wade
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That’s how he tore his knee up, hope it was worth it
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he’s playing in LA for a playoff team, I think it was
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moving the discussion down
Sandy Kazmir 1:38 pm on May 8, 2012 Permalink | Hide/Show
What else do you need? Does some big looping thing really what the area needs? I can’t be the first to ask this
Well people think they are getting what they saw in the pictures
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Foster is going to gut it and rpoclaim govermetn doesn’t work
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This post is just perfect
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Twitter just quit working for me last night.
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Overwhelmed by the Blake hate
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People should have no say on this because they have no frame of reference. Let the adults make decisions. You can have a simple design that takes advantage of commercial space, but your biggest competitive advantage and the sole reason for the pier is to showcase the water. Keep it simple as that keeps costs down and don’t worry about whether it’s got all the bells and whistles that other cities might have. An amphitheatre on the water? That’s just a horrible idea.
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um, it works great in clearwater, the amphitheater that is.
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Great, that doesn’t mean every pier created henceforth needs to have a pier. Do something different or just continue to covet your neighbor’s ass.
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…needs to have an amphitheatre… obviously
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Scientologists make shit like that work.
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An amphitheater overlooking the water is the most awesome thing ever
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Anyone catch the story about Tampa cops tasering a pregnant woman? Turns out, she’s pregnant with her 16th kid. WTF?
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sounds like they were doing some community service
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seriously, how do people pump out that many kids? No one is qualified to handle that many.
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Three different baby daddys too. Fuck that.
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I most amazed it’s only 3
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Theyre physically superior to us
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True bull no doubt
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Can we just sterilize her?
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This really should be an option
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China is the best for this
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An entire nation of single children to bully the world into getting whatever they want
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the worst generation
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“You must have been an only child.”
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Not me, re-check your DMV database, tons of fun.
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I’ve always wondered if my little brother ever got busted for anything and had it all sealed privately
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Then the dried up babies end up in the “medicine” they export.
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at some point it has to be considered child abuse.
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Tax payer abuse
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Yup
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that doesnt’ matter. No one can be considered a fit parent with that many kids unless they are living off a trust fund and have full time nannys to help.
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we need to restock the military somehow
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Well, odds are half will be killed before 18 and 1/4 will be in prison
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I still dont own a smartphone
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you’re still a student
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ITT dumb bucs fans vote on record
http://www.bucsnation.com/2012/5/8/3007279/way-to-early-prediction-thread
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16-0
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My little brother is having ‘walk in’ music for his wedding, for each wedding party member as they are announced at the reception. What should I go with?
Also, our generation is the god damn worst when it comes to weddings.
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im leaning towards this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BObK59njSg&feature=related
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This better be a link to a track off jock jams.
Y’all ready for this
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or the song the bulls used through the 90s and still do?
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this? http://youtu.be/aBQalkIeE7s
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yessssssss
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I think the build up is too long
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It’s even better if he waits it out
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Would be so Puppy-d
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YES THIS
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The Portlandia theme isn’t a bad idea either. Or you could just go with whatever song is most likely to mortify the girl you are introduced with.
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oh did I tell you the brides side are irish catholic boston fans that live in florida?
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she is liberal but voted mccain because, well you know why
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the most racist people on earth
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the best
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I emailed that as my selection if he can also provide a green laser light show as well.
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Demand Benny the Bull and a stadium announcer
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Granted I’ve not been to that many weddings, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of having “walk-up” music for the groomsmen and bridesmaids..
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Where you’re given a selection of any song like that. I’d give myself the most badass walk-up music ever and have it synched to my steps or some shit
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We had walk up music.
Including Temper Trap and Angels & Airwaves. AND NO MARS FUCKING VOLTA
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Like I said our generation is the fucking worst. There is this strange obsession with weddings. It’s the ‘sweet 16′ girls getting married and I fucking hate it.
My little brother spent all 3 weeks of his vacation time and savings traveling around the country for weddings last year.
I can’t wait for them all to get pregnant at the same time.
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Major downside of being in a frat…having to go to a million weddings 2-3 years out of school
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Sick of it. I’ve got the last one for the foreseeable future this weekend.
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I ignore all my brothers. What do I care, shit is on the resume.
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I didn’t go to any. My brothers will be the 2nd one in my life.
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@Warde …and getting your asshole fingered by an overzealous brother.
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MY roommate has been to like 5 this year. spent all his free cash on gifts and hotel rooms and flights. sucks to be him
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I’m well to self centered to bother with that nonsense. I billed my brother when I was charged for measurements.
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Why go through the hassle of spending 25k + on a wedding when you know it’s going to end in 3 years?
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Dipper, you just dont know what love is
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they spent 6 figures on this weeding, it’s fucking ridiculous.
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LOL at 25K, girl will be lucky if I spend half that
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she don’t care about big weddings?
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Most women are just happy to be married. It’s like a free pass for them to gain weight, though if mine thinks that she’s got another thing coming. Big wedding are for horribly insecure people.
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This would be great too.
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mother fucker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4_3PVFSUxE
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Dro in the Wind, make them hear all of it
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And now standing at a goddamn 6’1″ Puuuuuppppppy… Dukes!!!!!
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I’m walking on Sunshine
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Yeah I have no idea what to do, I don’t even know what I need to do to get engaged which should probably happen now that I’m getting a fat raise and a new contract.
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pretty sure you just ask, probably a good idea to have a ring as well
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Do people stil ask her dad for permission?
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I would.
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Oh ya, do this too
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I did. Shit was more awkward than the proposal.
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH you Sissy Cuck
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I’m shocked that you don’t plan on asking Jazzy’s father like a good WASP should.
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He told me he’s planning on trading her in for a newer model.
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A more “sporty” model.
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lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie
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Oh, does she read these threads? Damnit!
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She see my bicep pic in the GDT the other night, bro?
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buy a ring and propose, you can wait a year or so to plan tha tshit out, chances are she already has a spread sheet of how she wants her wedding to go.
My gf recently told me she doesn’t want a diamond but morganite?
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WTF is that? Alright, so buy a ring, looks like I have a goal
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It’s a pink gem
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Traditional catholic wedding, huh?
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well, full catholic mass……
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That’s the one where they kill goats?
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Rays players gonna be guests of MLB’s Fan Cave tomorrow. Someone should set up some blue seats outside.
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kericr, sorry for thinking that you had a head injury. Glad you are getting the help you needed.
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wut?
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Didn’t he write at the top that he’s on wellbutrin now?
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jesus, everyone on here is on an anti-depressant or an alcoholic or both.
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I had a pitcher of Yuengling on my hour lunch break from this SAP workshop
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LOL
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830-430 M-F for 2 weeks is a grind
Already 7 pages of notes
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What’s your doctorate going to be in?
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This is just for a certification on SAP ERP 6.0
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If you don’t finish it at lunch, just bring the pitcher with you back to the workshop. It’ll show them you’re alpha.
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I killed it, debated getting a lid and a straw though
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straws are for women and children
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But it would be covert
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Not me!
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Anybody play Fez yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAIXpTH1wPg
The Giant Bomb guys were going nuts about it, sounds pretty awesome
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Been waiting for it to drop on PS3.
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So that dubby-song “too close” that they always play on that internet explorer commercial…i actually succumbed to download it. it sounds kind of cool
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But do you now use IE?
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Ive always used IE…my brother always makes fun of me for it though, not sure why.
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really? This is a troll post right?
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Never had 1 problem with IE. If it’s not broke, don’t fix it
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Originally posted by sdbruin:
Firefox: Ctrl + Shift + P
Chrome: Ctrl + Shift + N
Internet Explorer: Stop using that shit, it’s for poors
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idgi
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even the main board knows IE is for grandmas
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dude i dont even know who the main board is
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oh man. just get chrome or firefox already
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David Price @DAVIDprice14
My twitter app was broken RT @GrovisOtis: @DAVIDprice14 dave you’ve been tweeting less the last couple days, everything alright?
We almost got really lucky guys
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What are you people wanting them to have at the pier? A ferris wheel?
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An upgraded fucking architectural design that gives the city more of a unique appearance while providing tourism + small businesses to thrive at the new location
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Literally all I saw from that design was a $50 mil boardwalk trail that goes out into the bay
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Ok? So what?
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Dipper: “something nice”
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I have no clue I’m not a goddamn architecht
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go get high and draw us your idea
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You slowinski and collette are acting like you have a brilliant idea. So you’re all cool with this new project being built as a pier, right?
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when did i say i had a great idea?
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Don’t put words in my mouth, diaper. I’m pissed about cha cha coconuts and the Columbia being displaced. I’m also pissed at the lack of an anchor restaurant like a Rainforest Cafe at the new pier.
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Im just saying yall were being bitches. Obviously none of us are going to have the best idea for a new pier, but this seems like a pretty shitty way to spend $50 mil
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I liked the Carillon proposal better than this one.
I actually liked the lens until I found out most of the stuff in the drawings wasn’t going to be in the budget and we are basically just getting a $50M wooden walkway
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I feel like they bait and switched us.
Please show us what we are getting for the $50M they are going to spend and don’t make the fucking water crystal clear
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yeah, that’s pretty interesting that it won the contest, and then they were told to radically change it. The public has yet to see what the new design will look like with revisions.
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They were trying to sell the idea. Clearly they did it.
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May 8, 2012 at 3:33 pmAll browns look alike. -Dave Cameron
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/jose-altuve-is-starlin-castro/#comment-2655227
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MAKES ME SO ANGRY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq0llrCYtCQ So many thumbs!
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you need to get into that sbnation thread, it’s getting good
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Done
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that should cause a bit of a ruckus
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Goodness.
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They deleted the good stuff.
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What a bunch of slowinski and collette
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he even deleted my post arguing that bringing gloves to the games is stupid
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I reposted it, you should rec it.
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Way ahead of ya
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Why do you have to be all truthful and stuff?
At this point, I’m pretty much done with surprises – Michael Crabtree
by Amigo on May 8, 2012 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
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Somebody (in a J.P. Howell jersey) brought a glove to the BPro event.
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how was that?
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SO FUN OMG
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heard RJ showed up
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He did. In a shocking development, he is black.
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Pretty sure Dickie knows this. Pretty sure he didn’t show up either.
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We hung out on a more individual basis.
Seriously though, he has a frat swoop and some serious bama bangs.
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Sounds hot.
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Surprisingly cute. Exceptional jawline.
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Tall and thin? I need more deets.
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WUT?!
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holy shit that’s awful
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Even Mr Neg was blasting him.
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Bryan Hoch @BryanHoch
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Yankees plan to have Andy Pettitte join roster, pitch on Sunday
we miss him
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fuuuuuuuuck
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shiiiiiiit
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what’s his AAA era? 10?
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Anyone seen the post-boob job pics of Teen Mom 2 in Radar? She’s a winner.
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…..no. POST THEM
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damn why couldnt it be a hot one. that bitch is gross
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seriously, not gonna get a hard on for several hours now
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Farrah i think was the hottest one
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I told you: Winner. Imagine the life of her kid.
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use NSFW tags
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She has that whiff of white trash. I love a girl from a lower SES.
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I saw before pics of her. Def white trash thing going on.
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All men who post on pintrest have vaginas
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I’ve been banned from Fangraphs.
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All of my comments are moderated now even when I don’t post under my name. Boo
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Yeah, I had misogynistic gems posted under “Sandy says”
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Gilbert and Bonilla did their homework and went to the team with different buyout options, and the sides agreed on a 25-year, $29.8 million deferred payment plan. Gilbert was so shocked at his success, he immediately tried to get the same deal for other clients, most of whom (Jose Canseco among them) lacked Bonilla’s long view and passed. “People kept asking me, ‘Why didn’t the Mets just release him?’” says agent Dan Horwits, who negotiated the particulars of the deal. “I’m not sure I even knew at the time.”
Only years later would it become clear why Wilpon went for the deferral: The $5.9 million went into a Madoff account, which was theoretically supposed to collect a double-digit interest rate over the life of the agreement. Only about an 8 percent return would have been needed to pay Bonilla his $1.2 million a year from 2011 to 2035. The Mets did the math and figured they’d be able to turn a $60-70 million profit on the arrangement.
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Fuck them
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educed by the prospect of turning a $5.9 million debt into 10 times as much free money, the Mets didn’t have a dime set aside for the $29,831,205 they’d guaranteed Bonilla. In fact, without an emergency loan procured from MLB, they might not have been able to make the first payment.
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so now they are paying interest on it, lol
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nice pension Bobby got himself
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During the massage, Travolta — who went by the name Mr. White — kept spreading his legs to expose his erect you-know-what, says the masseur. He then turned over and tried to force the plaintiff to touch him. With 15 minutes left before the massage was over, the actor then began masturbating, so the masseur left the room. He claims he complained to his boss, but “to no avail.”
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This shit about Travolta is fucking hilarious, I would post the link but yahoo sucks , two different guys are suing him for sexual harassment
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Softball game cancelled tonight so I can watch this Rays-Yanks game. Only problem is it’s blacked out on MLB.tv so I’ll have to go to a bar. Oh darn. Looks like MLB.tv won’t be the only thing blacked out tonight
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They’re saying there might be a rain delay of Rays-Yankees tonight too.
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it’s cancelled too, because they are too stupid to build retractable roofs in NYC
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gonna rain
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That seems implausible
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Guyer on his way up to NYC???
See you next year Deezy!
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god this lineup sucks.
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Sucks that every time I delete my internet history to hide the absolutely disgusting porn I look at, it logs me out of here.
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same here
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Why don’t you dummies selectively delete your history?
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it’s just easier this way.
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Agreed. It is.
I don’t want to forget a couple, start typing “fun train ride” or something and hang my head in shame while a litter of fun tranny sites fill my address bar.
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This is fucking awesome
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Life and times.
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Orlando Ranked Porn Capital Of America, Miami Ranks Twelfth
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Dobber
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Didn’t realize Orlando produced a lot of porn, unless you include Disney.
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this is consumption not prodution
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Makes sense now.
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All them tourists coming through the area. And evangelicals.
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Wasn’t Tampa like 7th or something
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Really? That surprises the shit out of me. I thought it was all in Miami or LA. And Brazil.
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consumption not production
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Production is mostly L.A. and Portland.
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Fucking Portland?? Why?
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Extremely lax obscenity laws.
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portland still has more strip clubs per capita too
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Sounds like I’m fucking missing out.
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Incognito that shit
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The pinnacle
yeah right, he has to relearn how to pitch and maybe he can be like moyer.
Figure out how to be a junk throwing lefty and he has a shot.
“Rihanna isn’t as awful as its just stupid.” – Noted Racist Kevin Goldstein
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Just curious. Who would you give as a comp to Lincecum now that he’s ‘done’?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If pizza guy is with us, who can be against us? – atxgiantsfan
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Thanks a lot, Sean. Prick.
You have been banned from DRaysBay.
“Youk is a terrible human being, even for a jew.”
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who’s sean?
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top gun numba fun
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oh that sean
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I feel like what I’m trying to say didn’t come out the way I intended.
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I can see how it may have been misinterpreted.
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Sandy’s just another martyr brought down by a jew.
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Me and Jesus, man, me and Jesus
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It’s totally cool that you’re incapable of acting like a human for more than 15 minutes
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I’m not going to act contrite over soam bowlsheet
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Welp, the writing’s on the wall, folks.
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Top Gun Numba Fun is trying to get back into slow’s good graces and is taking his job seriously again
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The fact that I’m not a mod here or there is garbage.
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Sad, really
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I mean you legit went over the line, I just want to know why Top Gun Numba Fun is taking it upon himself to mod once again.
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It’s my road to AM radio
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something to that effect I’m assuming.
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RJ/Slow/Cason all dropped me on aim/gmail as soon as they wanted to get ‘serious’ about blogging. One can only assume.
Since the world revolves around me, I assume that’s the only factor.
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I’ve got to cut you out of my life if I want to get serious about doing podcast guest appearances
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That’s just how it works. I understand. Your bro had to do the same or they wouldn’t take him seriously at the GW U.
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How did I go over the line? Is he not Jewish? Is he not terrible?
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“he’s terrible even for a jew” implying that all investor group are terrible
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Well they’re not all terrible, I thought that was obvious
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I’m not sure what would be more awful, if you believed this or if you thought it was funny
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Your opinion is irrelevant, college boy
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I suppose ultimately it doesn’t matter which one it is
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See ya in 3-5, jerkwad
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Be productive with your time. Get bulked up and convert to Islam
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Oh the irony, get rehabilitated by becoming a member of a sect that hates investor group. Good one, Cletus
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Can somebody link Maniac to this:
http://www.draysbay.com/2011/6/9/2215422/mlb-draft-rays-statistical-review-first-three-rounds
Please place in this thread towards the bottom: http://www.draysbay.com/2012/5/8/3007033/rays-minor-league-hitting-leaderboard#comments
Thanks in advance
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maniac is obsessed with long toss these days
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Thanks Dickie, gonna go to the bar and drink all these sorrows away for the evening
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@top-gun-numba-1 Look at number three http://www.draftexpress.com/nba-pre-draft-measurements/?year=All&sort2=DESC&draft=&pos=&source=All&sort=13
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Infuriating
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Its weird, he seems to have great handles some times, and then is a turnover machine in the next quarter
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I wonder if they trade him this Summer.
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He’s on a max deal right?
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woof
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“49 comments, 113 new”
Mission accomplished boys.
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is there a site that tracks rain delays? I wonder what percentage the new yankee stadium has had since it opened.
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more than the Trop (aka the best stadium)
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Test 
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I don’t know why you guys can’t post images.
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I’m doing exactly what puppy d tells me to do
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I can’t even trouble shoot it, I can’t duplicate it
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When I click to edit their posts there is nothing there, it’s like the code isn’t being put in the post.
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nice work
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OMG guys. All those flopping gifs make me SO MAD.
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i just hate that the best players do it
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Really bothers me. No joke. They have enough game that they don’t need to do that.
Especially Lebron. Good fucking God could anyone have more talent than that guy? And he blatantly throws himself around the court.
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nba needs to fix it.
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We keep hearing they will address it, but they never do.
Think they’re waiting for Lebron to get his ring, then crack down?
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might have to wait a while!
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lol this postseason is a cakewalk for him.
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no shit.
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If Durant gets injured, I’m not even going to watch. The East is SO BORING. I’ve seriously watched none of the games this round. Not even the Magic.
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spurs/thunder could provide problems for the heat. it’s not a slam dunk. hopefully the pacers give them trouble (doubt they will)
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sup you fuckers
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HE SCREAMED “THUG LIFE” AND EMPTIED THE CLIP, GOTS TIRED OF RUNNIN FROM THE POLICE
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“The end is purple…”
LOL
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Thats how the Greeks do it
lol
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Wait till those old ladies check out this one: http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/01/octomom-masturbation-porn-video/
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kinda hot
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Latest Dark Knight trailer looks pretty intense. Might actually brave Channelside and see that on the IMAX.
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hope it’s not as terrible as the avengers was
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You had expectations for the avengers?
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lol
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Sportscenter just showed a vid of Bryce Harper showing up at some softball game in DC, wearing d-bag designer jeans to go with his d-bag haircut. Why do I hate this kid so intensely right out of the gates?
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because they want you to for some reason
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I think that is fucking awesome though. How awesome would that be if he just rolled up to our softball game?
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I’m sure Sandy would strike him out.
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Make a sick play at short to start the triple play
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Just got him in Tier 2, LOL y’all dumb
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I love this kid, he loves the game at all costs and just wants to destroy the enemy. He can play on my team any damn day. Him and Lawrie would be the centerpieces of my The Show team if I had time for that
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oh fo sho
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I wish there was a stat for most likely to kill a player on the field if it guaranteed a win. At each position I’d probably go:
C: A.J. Pierzynski
1B: Casey my main man Casey-K
2B: Dustin Pedroia
3B: Brett Lawrie
SS: Derek Jeter
LF: Bryce Harper
CF: Yoenis Cespedes
RF: Jay Bruce
DH: Billy Buts
We would run over every catcher, cleats high into second, steal every call, steal signs, get shitfaced, and win a ton of fucking games.
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Kick ass then hat tip on the way out
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Shoppach for his hammer tosses
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He’d be on the bench for when a pitcher is throwing inside. Bring him in and give the pitcher an option, either the baby in the front row dies, or the pitcher gets hit with the bat.
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SWAG
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マイナーリーガー風情が会見とは・・・ 絶対背番号55を付けてほしくない これが本音 これを理解できないやつはレイズを知らん奴だなε=(>ε<*)プッ
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uguu~
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This guy can not understand the real intention is minor leaguers do not want this taste with a uniform number 55 and the absolute · press conference, I do not know the guy I raise ε = (> ε <*) push
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Matsui press conference!
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According To http://SI.com Writer, There Is Speculation Longoria Has A Torn Meniscus In His Knee http://bit.ly/JPQnO3 #Rays
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@TBTimes_Rays: Hearing #Rays Longoria has a hamstring issue, guesstimate is he’ll be out 6-8 weeks.
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Same writer who says $tinky $tu’s buying the Mets?
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Hope Hideki can play some third base.
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doubt he makes anymore or less errors then evan was
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Personality do not get in baseball. It is the bad guy character is facing baseball. What I hate idea is if you win the team is also in his empty bat Matsui · · · · It comes through the goodness of nature from joining conference. # Minami rays hit
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What would Masugomi of Japan and what is about the commitment to care for the partner “55 uniform number” of players from minor league contract go into a woman But I … # cx
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:<
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Tampa Bay Times headline: Man faces hate-crime charges because of racist hate mail, deputies say.
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I will wait before checking the comments section.
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Ron Paul no!
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Guy at my work is on strike today, I hope he gets fired.
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LOL, in Seattle he’ll probably get a promotion. Fucking commies
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chances are you are right
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Roger is the best character in mad men this season, fact.
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oh yes, i like the jew too
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Jabar Gaffney cut by the Redskins. On the one hand, he had almost 1000 yards last year. On the other, Gator WR.
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NOPE
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MMA is a joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=saetQnDoEvM
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I didn’t watch the whole thing it was pretty bad, I think i could have won much faster
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I heard Brock Lesnar went back to pro wrestling after retiring from MMA.
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More punches thrown and less wrestling than I saw in the B-Hop – Dawson fight. And I’m a fan of boxing
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did anyone not pick joyce and moore vs a garbage mariners team?
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god damn nanny state
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will they play the ride of the valkaryies when the RED BARRON makes a big play or will the glazers put a nix on that?
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I think it will be ok the red baron flew in world war one
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their kind vilify my people, wouldn’t shock me if they don’t allow it
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my mothers grandparents were german immigrants
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Any Wagner would be fine with me
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So this was a pretty nice read http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7874833/remembering-poker-legend-amarillo-slim
If only for this line:
We had brought a copy of the memoir, so I handed Slim a pen and asked him to sign it for Cage.
Slim grabbed the pen, looked Nicolas Cage dead in the eye, and said, “How do you spell ‘prick’?”
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After being corrected, Slim added, “Thank you, but I prefer it my way.”
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sup my cucks
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getting ready for tonight’s hit show
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HITSHOW!
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hows finals bruh
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meh
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which class?
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Matt Moore finna deal
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I like how Julie Annie keeps that weird troll smile going all through that.
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I like how she gets almost hysterical when Romney continues to ignore her
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PUDY, is there a way to do what you did with the vuvzelas website, but with piped in music like we’re at a bball game. I want to hear de-fense, and booty jams while I’m working
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My friend thinks every girl he knows wants to fuck him.
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maybe they do
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It’s a great mindset
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He even thinks the girls in LTR want to fuck him.
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Much better to think this way than the opposite, amigo. Women love confidence.
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What if you’re his boy that has to listen about how he thinks all these girls want to fuck him but we know it’s not true?
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Go out and actually fuck them and expose him as the cuck that he is
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this
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Take your friend to a strip club, dipper. Those girls make their living by making guys think they’re DTF. He’ll have a good time and you’ll get a laugh.
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is his name Brody?
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Bex suspended for a second failed drug test. Wow.
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So Diaper is TBex?
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A little late, bub
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Can’t check the news while sitting in traffic, Dipper.
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what are you, trapped in 2004?
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I feel like this movie For the Love of the Game isn’t really about baseball
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Big time trade offer to PMCY.
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the one in the center is pretty fucking gay
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unlike the other two
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of course the whole thing is gay, but the dork in the purple bathrobe with a pyramid on his head is worse than the other two
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Just truebulled my roommate.
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I’ll take beavan vs the rays for .50 cents
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Feel so good right now.
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you bang his gf?
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Nope. He comes at me with ten months worth of whiny petty shit. I told him to sit down and shut up. He went to his room with his tail between his legs. I can only assume he’s in his closet.
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I think I may bang his gf now.
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good to see your interpersonal skills are just as proficient offline
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There’s 4 of us and he’s the problem, Pudding. I do appreciate the idea that you thought “this is my chance to take down the big bully”. Going to have to keep trying.
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Or don’t. It’s kind of ridiculous.
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moved into my new house exhausted
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where at
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my ut roomies graduated, so i moved in with some HS friends in South Tampa
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lived on albany just off kenedy for awhile
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Im down by bay to bay and dale mabry.
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palma ceia?
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Yeah, by plant High School. thinking about selling my address to some kid whos out of district that wants to go there
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my dad did that shit to me when i ws kid, didn’t want me to go to hillsborough high, so he used a phony address and sent me to chamberlain
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I could probably get like 100$ a month
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shit must be harder to pull off now my dad just used a vacant lot in forrest hills lol
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I think you just need someone reliable to get the mail thats sent there
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How timely!
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I know right. ending leases during finals week ftw
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sleeping with my mattress on the floor like a TrueBull
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Multiple truebulls ITT. Also, one notable cuck.
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Fantasy team went off tonight
should have started Hardy

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Fuck yeah, just got a Chilis ad on here.
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The bell tolls for chicken crispers
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mine says buy texas ranger gear
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That’s terrible.
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yeah I don’t get it y the fucking rangers?
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The ads are a peek into your soul. Apparently you’ve been cruising the web for Ranger stuff.
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Perhaps you were just looking for Walker Texas Ranger. I’m sure it was an innocent mistake.
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thats a negative to both
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I want to take off ad block to see whats what
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Verizon
Fios ad and DirecTV
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mlb tv and bad idea t-shirts, it changes if you switch back and forth from the main page to the post
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PupyD’s gonna be swimming in cash.
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Where’s my lasagna?
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Yesssssssssss
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@ P Braidz – I know it’s been out for awhile now, but Mercy is REALLY growing on me after listening to it for awhile. ‘Ye is just too dirty on it
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I’M DRUNK AND HIGH AT THE SAME TIME, DRINKING CHAMPAGNE ON THE AIRPLANE
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So the clippers won apparently..I turned it off
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I remember the days when OTTOTD’s would thrive. 1k post OTTODs were of the norm, now look at this shit.
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I{m studying
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So am I. I have ~250 fucking index cards made up just for this retarded cumulative final
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lol
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Index cards I know right
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can’t believe diaper would try that hard.
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Its not studying if I dont have the TV on
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everyone has work and school now. Life is terrible.
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i just have way more friends / cliques
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Thinking about making an offer for Pujols.
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I doubt you’ll get him. It’d be dumb for someone to sell on him right now
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Votto and Lincecum.
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The problem is, he doesn’t have an arm I want. Maybe Moore, but I’d need to get more in return than just Moore.
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Maybe Votto + x for Pujols + Moore? X would have to be someone pretty ditrty though
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The real function of this trade is to move Lincecum, not get Pujols.
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woof
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Though I can’t think of another possible scenario where I would consider trading Lincecum right now. It’s too early in the season to completely bail on him, but I did not like his April.
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Overpay
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I think it’s a compelling trade offer, but I still wouldn’t do it if I had pooholes
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I would, he looks lost
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I think you’re lost if you’re really going to give up on a future HOF’er, in his prime years, after 1 month of baseball.
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I don’t think it’s an Adam Dunn situation; he’ll figure it out soon. Dunn last year had 2 injuries and an appendectomy in spring training. There was no chance he was getting himself right without lots of time on the DL and an extended spring training. Instead, he rushed back and never got his shit together.
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PMCY if you’re around, get in here. This is your team I’m talking about.
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His swing is different, his shoulder is dropping
and hes prolly like 35 years old in reality. I would trade him after he hits his first Hr
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I approved this trade in my money league (co commish)
Cespedes for Josh Johnson + Torri hunter
couple people didnt like it. I said this isnt a democracy
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Keeper league
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Fuck I wouldve traded Cespedes for that
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Yeah there’s nothing wrong with that.
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Actually looking at it longer, I don’t see too much of a problem. Cespedes has been on fire as of late..
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BA or OBP, because his BA should be a big demerit, he makes up for it with walks, but it might not matter depending on your league format
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Is it bad that I won’t pick up Crawford even though I have a DL spot to spare and need steals?
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I would
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I just think he’s making a bee-line to a Tommy John surgery.
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I’m with you whatever that is worth
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CC is on waivers in one of my leagues but im not fucking with it
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It’s our league he’s on.
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Both of my leagues then. CC just isnt that good to leave on my DL for the next 4 months
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I might pick him up when my other DL player comes off the DL later this week. My ‘pick the best high-injury-risk’ pitchers strategy has not worked well because my pitchers have been healthy, and just sucked instead.
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I could drop Pineda and pick CC up, but idk. I’ll still only get maybe 5-7 weeks out of him
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Well the fact that I’ve actually revealed my thought process tells you how much I think of him right now.
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I feel you. I need to start making moves in our league too…my pitching is + but my batting is prolly league worst
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My bats are good, but I have a lot of unproductive OBP right now. I have no leadoff hitters so I’m hurting in steals and to a lesser extent runs. Lincecum, Johnson, and Valverde have murdered my pitching averages.
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Which team are you? I need pitching and have some extra bats.
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I won my matchup last week! Woohoo, I’m not worst in the league anymore, the guy who I beat is!
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Thats a quality win
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same here, nearly ran the table on em except for steals. put me up to .500
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BACK TO BACK FANTASY BASKETBALL CHAMPION!
If any of you need any pro basketball advice, I am always willing to help
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Might have to confer with you next year.
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Advice: Always set your lineup.
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Delmon Young could be cleared to play today!
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It’s OK to hate, as long as it’s investor group. MLB 1869-2012
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median household income is lower than you think. If the median is $50k, than yes, 20% more than that would be “upper middle” and close to what the lower 70% would call “rich”
People don’t realize just how many people in this country make little (or no) income. My belief is a whole lot of people do this by choice because why should you bust your a$$ working when Uncle Sam will just send you checks for sitting on your leather couch and watching Judge Mathis on your 62″ LED television?
In all kinds of weather…
by skigator93 on Apr 30, 2012 8:26 AM
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nice, I make more the median household
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My LED is smaller than the welfare queens.
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I don’t even have an LED TV. Just a standard LCD with the florescent tube lighting.
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Ugh! Better off quitting your job.
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I know, last time I bought a TV was 5 years ago, and I paid cash
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A buddy of mine was at best buy getting some cables when the guy in front of him bought a 72″ LED with an EBT.
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sounds plausible
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It’s just frustrating that he had to get some shitty Dynex cables for $50 when some hoochie mama’s using her grape koolaid money for a home theater.
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People are dumb
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wut?
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amazing, it’s also annoying when sites don’t give you direct links to images.
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FRANKLIN & BASH SEASON 2
CANT WAIT . GIF
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Any real lawyer gets drunk in the courtroom
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I haven’t seen season 1.
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One of my co-workers called me a boot licker because I won’t participate in may day tomorrow and bashed that guy that hid in the bunker as being a nut job for even having a bunker.
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Gretzky’s daughter is a freak slut
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link?
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Old
http://www.brobible.com/slideshows/view/paulina-gretzkys-hot-twitter-pics
New
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/emergency-late-breaking-paulina-gretzky-post/
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Pre breast enhancement surgery.
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who doesn’t love dumb rich sluts trying to get daddy’s attention
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also, never marry a girl that came from wealth
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Gross those are the only decent ones 
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seriously, rich girls will always turn you into a cuck. FACT.
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would smash repeatedly
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no doubt
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*wood*
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spoon pics?
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This guy gets it.
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Is that Matt Garza?
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fuckin freshman tried to give me some lip. i just gave you terrible directions bitch
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boring
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nets is a bad name
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should have changed it.
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These names are all better. Should have named the team after the jersey shore
As a result, a nationwide contest was held to help name the team and develop their colours and logo. Over 2,000 entries were narrowed down to ten prospects: Beavers, Bobcats, Dragons, Grizzlies, Hogs, Raptors, Scorpions, T-Rex, Tarantulas, and Terriers.[1] The final selection—Toronto Raptors—was unveiled on Canadian national television on 15 May 1994; the choice was influenced by the popularity of the 1993 film Jurassic Park.
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every single one of those names is awful and dumb
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except the terriers
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kinda like
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If they went with the Brooklyn Dodger’s B it would be awesome
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ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they need their own thing
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I like it, simple
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yorp, will look good when I silk screen it on my AA v neck. Finna sport that while drinking a tall boy PBR on my building’s stoop.
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I need lunch in South Tampa
googogogoog
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just go to taco bus
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Parking downtown at 1pm? madness
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hugos
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Oh i know exactly where that is. Never been there for some reason
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It’s good as long as you get a cuban or the special. The bad yelp reviews are from people ordering fish.
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my slutty friend amber might move to tampa within a year. will let y’all know. she might be a nympho, i am not entirely sure what qualifies one that… but if not, she is damn close.
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Tell her I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears
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you dont need to tell her anything. if you are somewhat funny/intelligent and she isn’t repulsed by yr looks, yu have a shot. she is still legally married to some soldier… that she dated for 2 weeks, then broke it off… then he offered her $1k cash and she did it. [he makes nearly double obama dollars if he's married].
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but she is in a semi-srs relationship with a cool bartender dude right now. hasn’t cheated on him for nearly 3 weeks, which is her own personal record.
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I love girls like this, either a super rich daddy’s girl, or a poor girl that never knew her father.
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her dad was this suave car salesman. the good-looking one that didn’t own the dealership, but was in the commercials anyway. she had friends in high school that would walk up to her and tell her they just saw her dad on tv and want to fuck him.
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he has lou gehrig’s disease now, and lives with a super angelic christian babe/lady, but they’re broke
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ooooo army bride, you better hate fuck her warde.
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hrm
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y’all see my autodraft team fucking curb-stomp dobber? 11-1 baby
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r u his co-manager?
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yep. All my picks are doing fine
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Fleming moving on up!
Adam Sobsey @sobsey
#Rays have moved LHP Alex Torres to @DurhamBulls bullpen. Jim Paduch promoted from AA Mntgmry to take Torres’ roster spot. Fleming to AA.
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If I were friedman, I’d hang up
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May 11 LL Cool J is doing a concert for the Marlins. Rays got him in June!
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yesss
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you finna go to both?
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nah
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lol marlins suck
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What’d they do now?
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7-0 d-backs. Reyes and Kearns just let a ball drop
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Apparently Willie Bloomquist OWNS Buerhle
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Johnson got blown up yesterday too.
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Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s youngest daughter is in a relationship with a hipster who runs with rapper Tyler The Creator, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
Tallulah Belle, 18, is dating Lucas Vercetti — known as “The White Kid in Odd Future,” a hip-hop collective led by Tyler.
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Hey y’all
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We missed you in the GDT
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drove down to springfield MO yesterday got back this afternoon, just got up a little while ago, gonna be up all night now
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Uh oh
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I know should have stayed awake dumb to go to bed at 4 in the afternoon but i was fucking tired after driving 6 hours
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is going to bed at 4 a new strain of meth?
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no its something old people do after a long drive
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WTF sportsrantz.com/media/2012/04/30/warren-sapps-next-career-move-tv-judge/
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Bankruptcy court?
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Soooo much better without Shaq. “Off the wall”
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bflii, pdiddy97,
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The draft was so much better on a lazy saturday
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Which one of you is Mike Murphy?

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So how about them Bucs getting the Safety version of Claiborne and the running back version of Trent Richardson? WE GOIN TO THE SHIP (to negotiate a free trade agreement)!
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…..aaaaand I’m banned.
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you race baiter
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So it’s obvious, and I admit it, and people still fall for it anyway.
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Oof Matt Moore is like bottom 5 in xFip
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He walked too many in his first 3 starts. He was better yesterday.
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I was looking for dudes to pick up in FB and was a little unnerved to see MM and Hellboy near the bottom
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Tom Brady will be 35…guess he has been around a long ass time
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Mo Clai trolled everyone
“They say it’s an IQ test. I came to the combine for football. I looked at the test, and wasn’t any questions about football. I didn’t see no point in the test. I’m not in school anymore. I didn’t complete it. I only finished 15 or 18 questions.”
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LOL
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Did he?
I looked at the test, and wasn’t any questions about football.
and wasn’t any questions about football.
and wasn’t
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Thats just how we talks in the south
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Its a miracle someone was able to transcribe the words of a SEC football player in the first place (Vandy excluded)
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The more I think about it, the more I believe that his wonderlic score is exactly why the team didn’t pick him.
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After a nights sleep I’m okay with the bucs picks. They redeemed themselves in the late rounds.
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Are you from the future?
(The first trade was garbage but the second was very nice)
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This
Neither of these guys is quite the right shade for this Bucs team. Dark days ahead. Another year lazy play and thuggery.
Sandy Kazmir is an ass.
by kericr on Apr 27, 2012 7:07 AM PDT reply actions
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what is wrong with you people, if you are going to race bait, do it better
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The absence of couth.
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I noted it was obvious.
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Worst way to go out ever. You might as well have just said “fucking civilized, decent hard working african-americans”. At least that would have taken some balls. Come on bro. You’re better than that.
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great word filter right there.
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Why doesnt every site use hilarious word filters instead of censorship?
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I was a mod at RaysBB.com and we had some good ones… Those were the dayz!
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No clue
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because they are stupid and not as good at the internet as I am.
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word filters rule
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My word filter. I made that.
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/Non-Humblebrag
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This was great:
Sander 7:39 pm on April 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply | Edit | Hide/Show
I always resented my father for fucking my whore black mother
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Sander 7:45 pm on April 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply | Edit | Hide/Show
Im just compensating for all those time Tyrone n da boyz raped me in holland school
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Sander has deep issues with race
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I have a fish on the hook here…
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Wasnt Suggs also lazy dumb and slow?
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I got em goin…
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I like how they say you will be banned when they are the racists.
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Well, he is banned now.
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Banning someone for having an opinion and calling others out on their racism? Makes sense…. I don’t know what kind of Ship you are running over there, but I’m happy to be banned from it, because I don’t associate myself with racists and bigots.
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Ah, you guys are so hilarious.
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Ah, “the everyone is racist but me” troll. Gotta love it.
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What do you mean by “you guys”
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OTTOTD
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TrueBulls
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I think you guys just get a kick out of getting banned and working sander up
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The ‘everyone is racist but me’ troll is one of my favorites. It’s right up there with the ‘all lawyers are ambulance-chasing liberals’.
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@Sander, I also like how all of your users think that we’re the racist cancer that’s killing bucem, and how getting rid of all of the ottotd-ers is going to cure your site of hate. I know you’re doing your job in banning racists; you’d do a better job teaching your users the difference between legit and mock racism.
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This one bio proff cusses all the time. Students, faculty, me. its hilarious.
F bombs bull shits etc.
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He is so casual about it and loud. big Obama fan to say the least
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As if TrueBulls dont get enough aid…..
The NCAA will hear a proposal Thursday that will give low-income schools, mainly historically black colleges, more time to raise academic scores to meet new standards.
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That moment when you are creeping Facebook and someone that you don’t want to talk to IM’s you…
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delmon young arrested on a hate crime
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so late
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Hes on Worst coast time
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jesus christ
http://deadspin.com/5905727/jay-bruce-homers-child-naps-guy-drops-ball-while-holding-napping-child
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Sign the kid up!
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Water at Ben T. Davis beach has high levels of bacteria, health officials warn
Tampa Bay water is racist.
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best beach best sand
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this is a joke post right
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what, did you try and post an image link?
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yep, and failed miserably..
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gandy beach and ben t davis 1 and 2
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pssssh
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are you fucking kidding me, drugs booze, pit bulls, drag racing how can you beat gandy beach
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he has a point….
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Never been there. I only go to Siesta Key beach
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#DudesWhoWearSpeedos
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thats clearwater beach if I remember it correctly
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actually it wasn’t even speedos, last time I was there dudes were wearing thongs, I felt so out of place in my cut-off jean shorts
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bflii, you’re thinking sand key
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I only went to beaches that required a boat to get to.
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things rich people do
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LOl I have’nt been there for almost 20 years is it still like that?
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I never go, but I have seen people racing at night. As well as people playing fetch with their pitbulls fairly recently.
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good times
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yo puppyd, they’re unnerffing sunfire capes, and adding this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqT14k6BsC0&feature=g-u-u
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might play again if i can stack sunfire capes
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idk, they just said buffing it, no deets
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I played some last night. I’m so bad at it.
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add me homes, I carry you np
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Tweet me your name!
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sabertoothedpie
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Bryce Harper is in the show.
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the game?
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He’s in the lineup tomorrow vs the dodgers.
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HOLY SHIT
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on the road. I’d be pissed if I was a Nats fan
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He better watch out, in LA he might go down the Hamilton route.
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MLB did everything in it’s power to make the senators a contender
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how is he owned in every FBB league prior to today
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How is he not?
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Who cares? People love the hype
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I see many 1-4 3k nights ahead
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Probably. Who cares he is 19 in the bigs and will most likely give them better production in LF
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give him the reps, see what he has, etc
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You a big Hulk fan?
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MAKE MINE MARVEL!
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true story: was down and out unemployed sometime in the early 80′s sold half of my comic book collection for a paltry 100.00 including the issue of the Hulk with the first appearance of wolverine, that one comic alone is now worth a small fortune, stupidest thing I ever did
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Is it though?
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Gotta hold on to your investments better dude.
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I’m waiting…
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should click some ads while you wait
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Daddy needs a new headlight.
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it was shipped!
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Me too!
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Aren’t we all…
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cheap way to get more site hits
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You guys familiar with Waiting for Guffman?
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never saw it but it’s by the best in show folks right
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Oh, look. The only non black person ever to use the word “folks”
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is that really a thing?
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From personal experience, yes. But that may be a Polk thing.
I do know President Obama started using it all of a sudden to make people feel more comfortable with him when he speaks.
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yeah, i think it was their first one
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Yes, it’s fantastic.
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Delmon young at the club
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PAUL ELLIS, CLICK IMAGE THEN PUT IT IN THERE LIKE YOU WOULD ON DRB.
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YOU CAN HIT THE NSFW THING BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO
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No rules here. Think of this as the internet version of Mad Max.
I am Mad Max.
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he chickened out
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what a turd… any good gifs at least?
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he aint posting on DRB for awhile
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Give him a little bit more time! stop abusing your powers
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I did it so he wasn’t distracted.
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You guys know theres naked chicks all over the interweb, right?
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nope
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fail
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Yep
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This is getting fun
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Until someone posts a pic of someone other people know haha
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Yep
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This chick doesn’t happen to have a kid these days, does she?
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look at this guy
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Who knew titty pics would be the OTTOTD plan for world domination. Today Peter King tweets, tomorrow the world.
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is that it for tit pictures?
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unless you got some you would like to post, yes
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put that in your browser, it doesnt go directly to the pic
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I’m bad at internet, I could see it just fine till I hit reload
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not working here
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fuck it I tried something else says its read only file wont upload
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Whoa what happened last night
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her job was to take care of the TrueBulls
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so racist
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it’s hiding pretty good
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Come here for non biun analysis and race baiting
Top Gun Numba 1,
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Vikes take claiborne and i lol
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FUCK THIS TEAM
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all we got is a 4th rounder WTFFFFFFFFF
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Fucking joke
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3 spots in the first round this high is worth like a 2nd rounder wtf is this shit
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What did the Vikings get for moving up one spot?
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3rd i think
we fucked this up
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ZZZZZZ
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oh shit we traded back for kuchly
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Deumig called it!
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Tell the biuns how dumb they are
OMG MINNESOTA SMOKE SCREENED US!!!
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dom sux
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OMG 30 ROCK!!!!
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im in the grad lounge still
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Adam Schefter
Dallas trades to 6 and St. Louis. Wow.
1 minute ago from UberSocial for BlackBerry
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Claiborn to them
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this is gonna blow up in the bucs face
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Its a good trade
we get an extra pick and were going to get one of our major needs!!
by BucsAllday on Apr 26, 2012 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
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lol not anymore
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Hope the 4th round pick was worth it!
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Unless they trade down again, Dom is a retard
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We’re taking Barron and putting him at CB. D:
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oh god
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Our obsession with bad athletes at CB will continue forever. :<
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Schiano wants to get fired i guess
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It’s like we took truebull sabby and then decided he should be a corner.
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You dont draft safties in the top 10..unlesss its Ed Reed 2.0
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That’s why we’re drafting a safety as a corner, dummy
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OH THATS GONNA END WELL
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“LETS COVER LARRY FITZ WITH A COLLEGE SAFETY”
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tweeting this
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i am Camthers fan now. suck it Bucs
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might as well be
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war eagle
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Fuck that
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If we waste a top pick on a safety yeah
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#firedominik Even if they didn’t want claiborne, a 4th rounder is all they get?
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Glad he is cutting his teeth as a GM with us……………………………..
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TIME TO GET RIDICULOUSLY DRUNK SEEYA
FUCK THE BUCS
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TRancel is a cowboys fan.
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have decided to address their safety position by selecting Mark Barron with the seventh overall pick. After trading down with the Jacksonville Jaguars for an extra fourth-round pick, the Bucs have addressed their defense. Safety was a massive need for the Bucs and arguably the worst unit for the team during the 2011 season.
Mark Barron out of Alabama is a strong safety who can do everything the Bucs would ask of him. His strength may lie in the run game, but he’s surprisingly good at covering tight ends and slot receivesr in man coverage, giving the Bucs a lot of versatility on defense. Selecting Barron fills a major need on defense with an outstanding player.
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not new news.
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is this round one and two today or just one?
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Just one
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just 1
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fucking gay they should just get ti over with, so fucking greedy try to milk it for every dime it’s worth
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Welcome to footbaw.
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I really wanted a t-rich jersey![]()
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Hahahaha The bucs suck.
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oh yeah
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I love that their internal debate was over to trade up from fifth for a running back or take a safety. Hopefully, they’ll trade back up into the first and get a kicker.
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Sounds like something the bucs would do.
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If Dominik is calling the shots they’re screwed. If Butch Davis is given control they’ll be fine. Best talent evaluator around
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eagles gave up more to the seahawks then the jaguars did. Fire dom
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its embarrassing
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Dominik said they were nervous when Dallas traded up…YEAH RIGHT THEY SWOOPED IN AND STOLE CLAIBORNE FROM YOU.
CUCKED!
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EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!
“oh DOM is so stupid” “fire dom” “booo hooo hooo” Mark Barron is a BUC now whether you like it or not it doesn’t matter. Did we get enough for our 5th pick? probably not but if in 3 years Barron turns out to be a top three safety in the league all you people talking shit now are gonna look like big fat idiots.
GO BUCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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name of the genius who posted that please
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RON PAUL 2012!!! RON PAUL 2016!!! RON PAUL 2020!!!
GO BUCS!!!
by Aaron The ExalTeD on Apr 26, 2012 6:23 PM PDT
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Dom sounded so bad on a the radio
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they will look pretty fat if that happens
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If you ain’t Buc
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From Top Gun Numba Fun: 
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Im gonna make this Sander’s avatar
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Epic
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MAN
DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF RECEIVING CORE WE WOULD HAVE HAD IF WE WUD HAVE GOTTEN BLACKMON YOU TAKE THE BEST SKILL POSITION AVAIL YOU THINK THIS RED BARRON GONAA SELL ANY TICKETS BUCS GONA BE BLACKDOUT AGAIN WATCH AND I HOPE AFTER WE ARE THE GLAZERS SELL THE TEAM TO THE STEELERS OR PATS AND MAYB WE WILL MAKE SOME SMART DRAFT CHOICES
by antonio4bucs on Apr 26, 2012 7:31 PM PDT
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total waste of life, an embarrassment to football fans everywhere
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Roger Serling singing in blackface is the hardest I’ve laughed at a TV show in a while.
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yeah, that was classic
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HOLD ON
DID WE TRADE UP FOR SOME LOSER OUT OF THE WAC!!!!!
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yes
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SRQman,
bflii,
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No Game of Thrones talk with out spoilers or I will game of thrones you
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The red witch is really the good guy, she is trying to manipulate baratheon into attacking kings landing in order to protect humans from the growing army of undead in the north.
After their naval attack fails due to greek fire(tyrion’s idea of course) baratheon marches north to defend the wall as soon after she senses that it’s too late and there is no more time to try and unite westeros under one flag.
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I was totally turned on by that last scene. Omg
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oh you liked the shadow baby huh
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it kills stannis’ brother
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lol Warde finna be so mad.
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I did. I mean… sometimes I’m in to pregnant redheads. Sue me.
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her hair is about as real as christina hendricks,don’t mean i don’t like it
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Oh, I like both.
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Im not sure there is a more useless SUV
(image is large)
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17kgvoaaf75iajpg/original.jpg
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I doesnt even have door handles
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What a shitty weekend.
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I hear ya, still don’t feel back to normal
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nein
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Great weekend for me….just depressed as fuck right now.
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do more drugs
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some grass would be nice
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That’s what happens when you’re a dumb baby.
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$1300 T shirt
http://www.thecorner.com/us/men/short-sleeve-t-shirt_cod37365255tk.html
i am speechless
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Hey, that pocket is make out of babyskin.
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I can go down to goodwill and buy the same thing for 2$
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100% cotton. See what happens when you free the slaves?
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Tampabay.com is killing all the TrueBulls comment threads as soon as they start. I can’t even show off my replacement for Kenyan they’re closing those threads so quickly.
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And now I’m banned. FreeYourCovertInnerRacistDotCom was my most subtle account yet.
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Just disable the all comments already ifyou wont let people post
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I tried to discuss this with one of their editors
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Got burned again in Fantasy. Time to start tinkering.
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I butt raped my main man sandy k
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My pitching keeps getting demolished. My bats were OK last week but I kept losing 2B starts because both of them were hurt. And I have to keep running Torii Hunter and Martin Prado out because I can’t go looking for help on waivers because my pitching is busted.
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Wasn’t he talking shit all matchup?
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mild trash
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Had an awful Sunday that turned a sure victory into a bad loss
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I just purged all the red sox players i had. Season should turn around pretty quickly now.
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Can you stop spoiling GoT? I dont know whether it’s serious or faux when you post the “spoilers”, but it seriously isn’t cool
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how is it spoiled? The books have been out for years. It’s like spoiling if Ulysses made it home or not.
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Because literally everyone has read the books so we all know the plot and storyline.
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I won against you? It wasn’t by much i dont think
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Bro i played football with in HS (older than me) Is tearing it up for the Cards
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=4249&position=OF
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Blago gonna teach inmates about Zeus fucking maidens
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Down with California
Nearly four million more people have left the Golden State in the last two decades than have come from other states. This is a sharp reversal from the 1980s, when 100,000 more Americans were settling in California each year than were leaving. According to Mr. Kotkin, most of those leaving are between the ages of 5 and 14 or 34 to 45. In other words, young families.
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Why would anyone young move there? i have some dumbass friends
But middle-class workers—those who earn more than $48,000—pay a top rate of 9.3%, which is higher than what millionaires pay in 47 states.
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rats leaving a sinking ship
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Hurray for the South
Mr. Kotkin lists four “growth corridors”: the Gulf Coast, the Great Plains, the Intermountain West, and the Southeast. All of these regions have lower costs of living, lower taxes, relatively relaxed regulatory environments, and critical natural resources such as oil and natural gas.
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What about the Midwest and the Rust Belt? Can they recover from their manufacturing losses?
“What those areas have is they’ve got a good work ethic,”
AKA LESS TrueBulls RAPING THE TAXPAYER VIA WELFARE
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yep
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You know why so many mexicans have jobs in iowa, it’s because they will work for less than 10.00 an hour, lots of white people around here won’t , they would rather collect welfare or unemployment
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If the Mexicans were citizens and qualified for unemployment and welfare, they wouldn’t work for less than ten an hour either.
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this man knows
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Anyone seen the glory that is called Duck Dynasty? How did I just discover this?
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This was supposed to be a new comment at the bottom. WTF?
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I thought it was fake, then got really sad it was real.
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You give a bunch of idiot rednecks millions of dollars and all they want to is hunt ducks and try to blow up beaver dams. So great.
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TV is finally realizing the greatness of rednecks for reality TV
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Swamp people is the best.
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Bruce is a GOAT character
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The dad on duck dynasty is better. Love the episode where he is skinning frogs while telling his grandson that it don’t matter if a woman is ugly, just as long as she can cook frogs, is meek and humble, and always carries her bible.
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sage advice
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The guy is great. Was ahead of Terry Bradshaw on the depth chart as QB of Louisiana Tech but quit the team because it interfered with duck hunting.
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Or those whites are physically incapable of performing the work. You couldn’t pay a white man $20 an hour to pick watermelon. They’re just too soft at this point. Myself included
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My grandpa used to drop off his sons every summer in wenatchee to work the farms and pick them up at the end of summer.
That’s how my dad learned to speak fluent spanish.
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3rd+ Generation Americans without full time jobs need to get out of my country
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population is too large to support.
All the dumb oakies are moving back to the mid west because they can’t hack it there.
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just me doin me yall.
[was drunk all day yesterday]

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A big red button is placed in front of you… Reply
The instructions tell you that if you push it, you can wipe out anyone or anything you wish. Just push the button and they are gone. What would you get rid of with one push of the button Main Board? If it was in front of me you should hope you are not one of the poors.
I obvs said Muslims. then we all get world peace
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jerryusc
GamecockCentral.com
Post #14198Re: A big red button is placed in front of you… Reply
Could reduce rape, violent crime, drug use and just crime in general by getting rid of all TrueBulls.
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Chad Ochocinco @ochocinco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Maurice Clairborne RT @Chevoxx: @ochocinco what is your best and explosive prospect of the Draft 2012 Cha
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Do they share the same agent?
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Driver walked away unhurt O_O

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This is what happens to you when you miss a payment.
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Batman

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UF had a shortfall for it’s athletic department, guess what they did to cover the costs.
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Cut a bunch of indian jobs
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Folded their entire computer science school.
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What did they actually cut? IT doesnt really say. sounds like no more GAs. big whoop
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The school is eliminating all funding for teaching assistants in computer science, cutting the graduate and research programs entirely, and moving the tattered remnants into other departments.
You can’t get a degree in CS from UF anymore you retard.
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I think you can, actually read it. 1.7 million isnt enough to cut an entire department.
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A public school wouldnt cut the most basic of bachelor degrees
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Then just no graduate degrees in CS?
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the CS probably got split up into something more specialized. Computer science is very broad.
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Main board weighs in:
Originally posted by ufklowery:
This is getting very overblown. Computer engineering and computer science are two VERY similar majors and were both provided at UF. The computer engineering is a much stronger department. Like faweez said, we aren’t even removing the CS program, just crippling it a bit.
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1.7 mill to fund it vs the 100 mill they drop on athletics every year…..
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Whats brings in more money?
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Those are not similar btw.
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database engineering students are being moved to industrial engineering…….
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CS is outdated anyways
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Yeah, who needs people that know how to develop website databases.
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UF’s athletic department is completely independent from the school. Sometimes the AD gives the school money not the other way around.
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Also, UF certainly doesn’t have a shortfall in their athletic budget. They turn one of the biggest profits in the country every year.
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The reason they’re cutting the department is the Legislature cutting 300 million from the education funding. After 2013, UF is going to be given the ability to set tuition at whatever they feel like. First year, they’re going to increase it several thousand dollars to equal national average.
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All monies donated to the AD should be redirected to actually educating students.
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It’s OK to admit you’ were wrong. This is why you shouldn’t read hack business reporting from the likes of Forbes.
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Copier went down, entire science department lost its shit
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At least you don’t go to UF, they would have just closed the entire department down and redirected it to the athletic department.
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Theyre all depending on me to fix it…and i leavein 15 minutes
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IF I HAD A CS DEGREE I COULD FIX IT!
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Lunchtime, i got a phone interview with Everest University to be a loan consellor, the whole school is a big scam that cheat the govt so naturally i want in
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Friend of mine had that job, you don’t want it, strictly sales
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Na its a different position, my friend in it now, he field inbound calls can jacks around all day
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Always an inspiration: https://twitter.com/#!/JLin7/status/194481169176330241/photo/1
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First look at the rays new stadium!

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Looks like just enough seating to pack the house on weekends. GITTER DUN FREEDMAN
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I doubt this is new, but have at it:
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If you go to places like Myrtle Beach and New Orleans, you’ll find some of the old caricatures of black males as hypersexual bucks or lazy, ne’er do well coons. But those have morphed now into depictions of West Indian TrueBulls. They have oversized genitalia, they’re portrayed as lazy, but they have dreadlocks now and wear colors associated with Jamaica.
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That sounds like the face of Obama’s America.
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New Orleans GM wiretapped the other team’s booth…..
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They should lose their franchise
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Move it to los angeles, blow all levys and dikes. Let the delta reclaim the entire city.
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Much smarter than rebuilding, let the River wash all that grime out to sea
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I’m tellin you, everything would just be better if they renamed all of their franchises to The Chocolates.
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wcnc @wcnc Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@OTTOTD @thefriendraiser @rwallace65 @TimMullican @jakeymon @thowell23 Thanks for your responses. We’ll use them on air at 5:03 today!
WHat?
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Dee Hazebay @OTTOTD Reply Delete Favorite · Open
@jasoncollette @billvoth @wcnc Looks fantastic, I’m a fan of the GM/ownership group. I just want to see their hard work rewarded.
That’s what I posted. Its in regards to the rays moving to that new stadium.
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I can’t follow anything that’s going on here
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okay
local charolotte news channel posts a tweet about their new stadium and how it could be used for the rays. I twetted back ” Looks fantastic, I’m a fan of the GM/ownership group. I just want to see their hard work rewarded.”
That comment will be read on air.
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This should be good.
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Why the fuck do police make way more than teachers?
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drug busts
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Apparently St. Pete police make six figures regularly.
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that’s disgusting
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who gets killed at work more often, teachers or cops?
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Depends on the state.
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who gets killed at work while on a space shuttle more often, teachers or cops?
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Boom. Roasted.
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3 Walks, 67 pitches through three. Lincecum is fine y’all.
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only one run! He’s fine! The mets are a good team!
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Rays sign matsui
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yessssssss
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lolwut? Don’t we already have like 12 guys who can hit homers and nothing else?
Don’t we already have 3 guys who are better at being Hideki Matsui than Hideki Matsui?
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I hope he asks Evan’s gf for an autograph
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dont’ forget we just signed allen
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What’s the problem?
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Kaz?
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Hideki
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that’s some world peace!
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It actually looks worse then it really was, he was just celebrating
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I feel bad. Dude has legit mental problems.
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Is that John Carter?
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also it looks like his diaper is full
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You think his stuffed it?
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Almost had another incident in Texas.
http://deadspin.com/5904518/andruw-jones-used-a-rangers-fan-as-his-outfield-toss-warmup-partner-tonight
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Warde 12:52 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Waking up before 8 is much easier if you goto sleep before 1230. imagine that
Warde 12:55 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Re the shale pile we got in the Utards and Colorado
Warde 1:15 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
2011 baby names are out
For boys:
Jacob
Mason
William
Jayden
Noah
Michael
Ethan
Alexander
Aiden
Daniel
BOLDED WILL BE GAY
HombreGranJefe 1:22 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Gaylord
Faggadocio
Dillion
Buttsexmaster
Warde 1:25 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
There is a 2013 4* football recruit named RaeKwon
HombreGranJefe 1:28 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
He should get 4 stars for that name alone.
Warde 1:37 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Parents need to think about their child at 30 before they name them.
(TrueBulls dont really need to since they will be killed by disease or shot in the streets before 30)
bflii 2:30 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I’m gonna add these to my homosex manifisto
Warde 1:26 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
THIS WILL WARM YOUR HEART.
SAVED BY COAST GUARD AT 6, GRADUATES FROM COAST GUARD ACADEMY
http://news.yahoo.com/coast-guard-grad-rescued-sea-boy-162002706.html
JFHasAPosse 1:57 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Coast Guard was out looking for someone on Tampa Bay last night. Wonder what that was all about.
Warde 1:55 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Tier 2, for trade
HombreGranJefe 1:59 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
What is this, your ideal rotation?
Warde 1:59 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
This is my current rotation fool
Warde 2:00 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Traded Felix + someone else for Braun too.
HombreGranJefe 2:01 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I just accepted a trade for Lincecum; not getting much in return, and it might get vetoed, but I think pitching is too strong this year and it’s too easy to put together a rotation with scraps off waivers.
There are literally 7 guys on our FA right now that I wouldn’t mind having in my rotation.
bflii 2:29 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
looks like more names for the future gay list
HombreGranJefe 2:41 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I concur. Once you’ve got a big enough list, give it to me and I’ll create a facebook game where if a user clicks on a link, it’ll return your “gay name” and “gay level” after scanning the user’s profile and collecting all of their personal information. It’s going to be so totally awesome to write an application that will tell *gay* people they are 100% not gay, and their gay name is Punch Rockgroin.
Warde 2:43 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
bflii 2:57 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
nothing better than a 3 day meth fueled gay orgy
internetcommenter 8:34 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
cute
JFHasAPosse 2:01 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Headline: Crowd gathers outside Chase Bank’s annual shareholders meeting.
Story inside admits that most of the people there are reporters or cops. So dumb, especially given that the office complex they’re doing the meeting at is out in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of security around it.
bflii 3:04 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
so were cleaning out the the closets here and the wife is throwing a lot of clothes away, and i’m thinking it’s a shame to throw away good clothes that we could give away is this bad?
JFHasAPosse 3:09 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Take them to Goodwill.
bflii 3:10 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
it’s 50 miles to dsm
bflii 3:12 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I wanted to set up a table in the front yard with a sign that said FREE but she said hell no
JFHasAPosse 3:09 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Shawn Johnson looked better with that extra 25 lbs, I think. She was on tv this morning, complaining that people were calling her fat.
bflii 3:11 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
no she needed to lose weight she looked porky at 4’9
HombreGranJefe 3:39 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
If she managed to lose 25lbs at that height and not look completely anorexic, then she needed to drop weight.
I personally think she’s too muscular. I’ve always thought that gymnasts looked too muscular for my taste. They usually get DAT ASS at the expense of a board for a chest, and she’s no exception. I’d still hit it, but she’d have to get more tits for me to not get bored.
putupyourdukes 3:53 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
fake tits on short girls look ridiculous.
JFHasAPosse 3:59 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Her tits looked decent to me with that extra 25 lbs.
Warde 4:00 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
legs are like sausages though
HombreGranJefe 4:16 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
More like tree trunks; I think her thighs are bigger than mine, and I’ve got more than a foot on her.
JFHasAPosse 5:52 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Dem legs!
Warde 3:12 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
would slam at either weight
PBrady 3:46 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
punk27@Gmail.com add me on battle.net homies
putupyourdukes 3:58 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
want to play this game so bad, won’t be able to until june
PBrady 4:00 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
It’s really fun, level 8, almost done with act 1
bflii 4:14 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I’m fucking dying, allergic to dust, can’t breathe, fucking hate cleaning
putupyourdukes 4:20 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Hmmm https://www.boltbus.com/
You can go to portland or vancouver, BC for 10 bucks or less….
bflii 4:24 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://news.yahoo.com/wash-man-bitten-rattlesnake-idaho-wal-mart-142859238.html
putupyourdukes 4:26 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Anything east of tha cascades is fucking terrible. Piece of shit was dodging sales tax by shopping in idaho anyways, fuck him.
bflii 4:28 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I don’t know what to think, should I feel sorry for him or laugh at his utter stupidity
bflii 4:44 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I was hoping to find this but haven’t come across it yet
SRQman 5:28 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
JFHasAPosse 5:54 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Not a lot on tv on a Monday night. I was content to watch Blue Seats North.
Warde 5:54 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Top Gear and No Reservations and HIMYM
Warde 5:42 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Sandy you are the worst.
You want to trade me a guy on the DL and a guy who is >15% owned on ESPN for Youkilis and Haren
SRQman 5:47 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I feel like 69% of my friends are conspiracy theorists
Warde 5:48 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Maybe youre just a sheep
SRQman 5:50 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
They also are big Ron Paul guys….
putupyourdukes 5:51 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
sheeeeeeeple
Warde 5:51 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Im a big Ron Swanson guy
JFHasAPosse 5:59 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I used to know a guy who was a big Ron Paul and conspiracy theory guy. He also was convinced 9/11 was an inside job. He got more and more into that shit until he was pretty unbearable to talk to. I think he went off to build himself a survival compound in Polk County.
SRQman 6:00 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
OH 9/11 is an inside job and if you don’t agree you are retarded per this guy
putupyourdukes 6:01 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
The best part about those guys, if you try to have a rational discussion about the subject they get visibly angry and turn red.
SRQman 6:03 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
If you try to have a rational discussion about ANYTHING. I love that I took a logic class with him and he failed it
putupyourdukes 6:11 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
there is no rational thought in their heads, if things don’t make sense in their world view it’s obviously a conspiracy.
In his mind he can’t grasp how a plane could crash it into a building and take it down, so there is no rational reason for some one to do it other then government consipiricy.
He is unable able to accept that there are some things he just doesn’t know and won’t listen to people that are universally recognized as being experts on the subjects.
Warde 6:13 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
HOW DOES METAL BURN! EXPLAIN ME THAT!
putupyourdukes 6:23 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Hide/Show
These people are normally insanely religious but for whatever reason they have gone from religious zealotry to this nonsense
Warde 6:25 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Hide/Show
When you tell them that the steel pillars that made up the core of WTC melted, they dont believe it.
JFHasAPosse 6:27 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
That’s why I stopped talking to the guy I knew who was into that stuff. He found some conspiracy site about the financial world and overnight became an “expert” in finance. He would start ranting about some subject or other and I’d look at him like, “You have no idea how any of this stuff works, do you?”
JFHasAPosse 6:02 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Yes, because it is totally implausible that a plane flying into a building could cause said building to fall.
putupyourdukes 6:03 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
“oh so you have a doctors in building engineering from MIT?”
-puppy d to his future father in law
putupyourdukes 5:51 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
are all your friends teenagers?
SRQman 5:51 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
no. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfdOkwyuL0
The most moving film my friend has ever watched!
putupyourdukes 5:53 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
start trolling them
SRQman 5:53 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
(I did not watch any of this video)
putupyourdukes 5:55 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
no sane person would
putupyourdukes 6:39 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
If it makes you feel better I’m arguing with a guy right now about the US dollar, he thinks it’s done because the chinese just bought a ton of oil using the yuan and not the dollar.
I looked up what he was talking about, it was Iran, who has sanctions and can’t spend dollars internationally, and they can only spend the yuan in china.
putupyourdukes 5:55 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://www.guttmacher.org/media/inthenews/2012/01/05/endofyear.html
JFHasAPosse 6:10 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Its all about small government.
putupyourdukes 6:18 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Rays could be worse, their top young player could be giving up runs to san diego.
Warde 6:20 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Derek Lowe is smoking the Twins (great spot start by me)
JFHasAPosse 6:26 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
The hype around the Nationals is so stupid. ESPN was losing it this morning over Harper hitting his first home run. He also fucked up to fly balls defensively. Plus, this kid hit himself in the face with a bat, people.
putupyourdukes 6:27 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
East coast bias you say?
HombreGranJefe 6:31 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Well, at least he didn’t finish his home run trot with a God's Chosen One. Fucking divide by zero up in Bristol if that ever happens.
Warde 6:31 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Whoa….what if God's Chosen One was dating Bristol Palin…..
putupyourdukes 6:32 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Holy shit.
JFHasAPosse 6:36 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
She’s not a virgin. Wouldn’t work.
Warde 6:37 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
He would redeem her
JFHasAPosse 6:45 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Then her first child would have been the product of a virgin birth. Sweet!
Warde 6:45 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Isnt it a ra-tard? doesnt count as a child then
HombreGranJefe 6:38 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I’m sure they’d have four beautiful children: Conquest, War, Famine and Death. (I can’t wait until they release the baby pictures!)
Warde 6:41 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
1st family of Fox News
JFHasAPosse 9:03 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
ESPN just did an update on the days highlights and of course, all they showed for the Padres-Nats game was Harper’s homerun. No mention of Strasburg.
putupyourdukes 9:03 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
he’s fucking garbage
putupyourdukes 6:27 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Asdrubal is too good to be playing for cleveland.
putupyourdukes 6:27 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Marc Topkin @TBTimes_Rays
#Rays options for relief help today seem to be either Gomes or Lueke. should know something soon
JFHasAPosse 6:36 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Gomes, please.
Warde 6:45 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Warde 6:31 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
This opinion is wrong
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304192704577404424241146562.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
HombreGranJefe 6:39 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I’m personally for anything that ensures the Cubs never win a championship in my lifetime.
JFHasAPosse 6:46 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
If the Cubs did build a new stadium, would they need to sacrifice Steve Bartman to consecrate the land?
putupyourdukes 6:48 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
WSJ jumped the shark.
Warde 6:44 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
God’s Chosen Douche homer #2
JFHasAPosse 6:48 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Tim Kurkjian came.
HombreGranJefe 6:54 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://www.polksheriff.org/inq/pages/inmate.aspx?BookingNumber=2012-012201
putupyourdukes 6:55 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
why should I care about this?
HombreGranJefe 6:57 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
You probably shouldn’t; she was the morning anchor on Bay News 9 for like 8 years. They made a big deal when she stepped down. She’s still doing Brighthouse commercials. Also, she’s fucking gorgeous.
Warde 6:59 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
OH SHIT THE HOT NEWS LADY
JFHasAPosse 7:02 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
She looks pretty good for being hammered.
HombreGranJefe 7:10 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Damn hard to find a recent photo of her, but this one is from last year:
Warde 7:11 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
milf milf milf
HombreGranJefe 7:12 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Those aren’t her kids. She doesn’t have any children.
Apparently, according to the police report, she pissed her pants during the traffic stop.
JFHasAPosse 7:15 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
So hot.
Warde 7:15 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
42 and no kids? ILL PUT MINES IN HER MOUTH
HombreGranJefe 7:17 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Police Report.
http://www2.tbo.com/mgmedia/file/264/jen-holloway-arrest-report/
bflii 7:12 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
those are some ugly kids
firemangreg 7:05 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Would hit.
SRQman 6:56 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Harper with #2 on his way to the record
Warde 6:59 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
OLD
putupyourdukes 6:59 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
hahaha our office libertarian locked his keys in his truck while watering his garden during his lunch break. In the middle of the fucking day.
Warde 7:00 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
find some TrueBulls to help break into it
putupyourdukes 7:20 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
He called me up asking if I could spend my lunch break to pick him up and take him to his APT to get his spare keys. I told him to life himself up by his bootstraps.
bflii 7:08 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/alabama-grandfather-faces-felony-charges-attacking-youth-softball-150350150.html
SRQman 7:10 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
my main man Casey-K is so awkward. I miss it
putupyourdukes 7:20 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
JFHasAPosse 7:23 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Price better have his good stuff ready.
Warde 7:28 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Whos got the all time MLB WAR graph…need to show noobs how good Barroid was
putupyourdukes 7:31 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
who is bashing barry?
Warde 7:32 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
the mainboard thinks Tony Gwynn was the best hitter since 1990
Warde 7:33 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I told them to throw out the roids argument since most players did them during this time span.
putupyourdukes 7:33 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
at this point you really have to. All the pitchers were on roids, same with the hitters. It’s a non issue.
Warde 7:35 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
When comparing cross generations, post mitchell report, its an issue.
putupyourdukes 7:36 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
counteracts not playing against TrueBulls and when speed was legal and common in the post WW2 league.
Warde 7:37 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Every ‘age’ had its efficiencies, but only recently were they so scientific and impactful.
SRQman 7:38 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
well not playing against TrueBulls (or other minorities) automatically lowers the talent pool
putupyourdukes 7:39 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Bonds had one year out of the norm for amount of HRs hit. Chances are he did roids on year, bulked up. Even then he technically did nothing wrong.
Warde 7:41 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Hide/Show
HGH allowed these 33 y/os + to recover dayd to day MUCH EASIER. thats the main problem, not getting swole like the Jerz Shore
putupyourdukes 7:42 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Hide/Show
Fine, let’s put bonds in babe ruth’s time and babe ruth in modern times and see who hits more dingers.
putupyourdukes 7:33 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Link to this nonsense. Barry could make contact on any pitcher any pitch, and turn any pitcher any pitch.
He just didn’t get pitched to often.
Warde 7:34 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Pay site.
http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=2208&tid=173932172&mid=173932172&sid=880&style=2
putupyourdukes 7:34 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
NOPE
putupyourdukes 7:36 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
bonds OBP career .444, gwynn .388
Warde 7:41 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
PICKED UP DEREK LOWE ….CGSO 6HITS
BOW TO MY FANTASY SKILLS
putupyourdukes 7:42 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
putupyourdukes 7:49 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
This isn’t being discussed enough.
Warde 7:51 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
You are doing the beard wrong. I am doing it right. Shave it once a week with clippers back down to 5 to 8 millimeters.
putupyourdukes 8:07 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYwgaXtiFpA&feature=player_embedded
putupyourdukes 8:08 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjn1olhvAXo&list=UUv37VuzSwlYEQfLRwSqz19A&index=4&feature=plcp
bflii 8:14 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC56u1eqiVI&feature=relmfu
bflii 8:14 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
nice rainbow colors
bflii 7:58 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
dude looks slightly unbalanced in that pic, almost deranged
putupyourdukes 8:05 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Is that unframed spray paint art from a state fair in the background?
bflii 8:09 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
he’s lucky he has a job cause nobody would hire him with that beard
putupyourdukes 8:53 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
he has a job?
internetcommenter 8:41 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
just awful
Warde 7:51 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
JFHasAPosse 8:31 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
This guy understands economics for real.
bflii 8:48 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
bflii 8:49 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
just when I thought I had yahoo figured out they fuck me again!
Warde 8:50 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
yahoo is worthless
JFHasAPosse 8:52 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
That’s why they hire people with inflated resumes.
putupyourdukes 8:53 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I just updated mine to ’2002 Masters in Computer Science from MIT’ and submitted it.
bflii 8:53 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
it’s like dope it becomes a habit, I tried MSN but it just didn’t satisfy
Warde 8:50 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Thanks for your business, helping eachother fill holes
putupyourdukes 8:52 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I watched 3 episodes of girls last night hoping it would not put me into a blind rage. It never got better, in fact it got worse.
Warde 8:53 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
If jezebel is a fan of it, its not for male consumption
putupyourdukes 8:54 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
It made me less sympathetic for recent college grads saddled in debt trying to find work.
Warde 8:55 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
If I dont get this Air Force job, its gonna be big trouble in Warde Land
Warde 8:57 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
IF I do get it, ill be making 100k in 2 years so…….BOOM OR BUST
putupyourdukes 8:59 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
More then me, hope you get it. I’m only making round 60k
Warde 9:01 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Relocation after 3 years though, I wont have a choice (like I cant say San Diego, prolly get stuck in West texas)
or I can go private with Lockheed Martin or something like that.
bflii 9:01 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
thats double what my wife makes as an assistant manager at a restaurant
Warde 9:02 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Bob Evans?
bflii 9:14 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
almost
putupyourdukes 9:15 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I fucking hope so
JFHasAPosse 8:54 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Never seen it but I hear it involves hipster sluts.
Warde 8:56 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Why do girls love the bachelor/ette? its the worst thing on TV
bflii 8:57 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I thinks more gays watch it than girls
Warde 8:58 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
THey watch Bravo
bflii 8:59 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
and VH1
bflii 8:58 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
probably gays and old ladies are their biggest demographic
putupyourdukes 8:56 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
With liberal arts degrees that have never worked a day in their lives looking for jobs that they feel entitled to.
putupyourdukes 9:00 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Yankees’ David Robertson headed to disabled list with strained oblique:
JFHasAPosse 9:05 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
The curse of the Yankees closer.
putupyourdukes 9:02 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://archive.org/details/Century21964
Warde 9:11 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
FSMarlins @FSMarlins
New uniform combo for @Marlins tonight. All whites with red-orange trim everywhere and the red-orange hats.
much better than the orange tops
SRQman 9:12 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I don’t mind the orange tops
SRQman 9:13 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I’d just prefer the old Teal
Warde 9:13 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Teal pinstripes FTW
Warde 9:13 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
it is a color overload
putupyourdukes 9:15 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I think it fits the city
Warde 9:18 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
If it was Miami Vice orange and green, then it wouldnt hurt my eyes so much
putupyourdukes 9:15 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
PBrady 9:28 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
What
putupyourdukes 9:30 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
someone put icy hot on his junk/butt
PBrady 9:35 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
lol
PBrady 9:36 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Also sent that stuff on facebook
putupyourdukes 9:40 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://deadspin.com/5910596/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Snarfalicious 10:06 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Should I buy Diablo 3? I have it currently set on the downloadable client with this “Purchase” button staring at me.
PBrady 10:07 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I’m 16 on act 2, its really fun.
Snarfalicious 10:07 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Sweet. I’m looking for a new game to lose my life to.
Snarfalicious 10:09 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Oh, and is it true that you can sell items for RL moolah?
SRQman 10:11 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I mean I wouldn’t try to make it your job
Warde 10:11 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Why not?
SRQman 10:14 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Blizz takes a large cut and I think there is a cap on how much you can make at a certain item
PBrady 10:14 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
15% cut
PBrady 10:14 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
and you have to use paypal
SRQman 10:15 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Blizzard will also take its own 15% cut as a transfer fee if you cash out to third-party payment service PayPal.
SRQman 10:16 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Your Battle.net Balance will cap at $250, after which you will no longer be able to put items up for sale in the real-money auction house. The maximum amount you can bid on an item is $250. The minimum is $1.25.
Warde 10:17 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Hide/Show
im sure there is a 3rd party way to make more
SRQman 10:19 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Hide/Show
Most likely there will be
SRQman 10:09 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I can’t getin
SRQman 10:11 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
fucking servers down
Warde 10:12 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
2 milllion trying to log on at once ..what you expect
SRQman 10:14 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I was hoping it would be good to go by the time I got my game from UPS
SRQman 10:19 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
but alas Trivia starts soon.
Warde 10:19 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
oh its wednesday
SRQman 10:20 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Tuesday
Warde 10:22 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Hide/Show
im pretty frazzled
PBrady 10:11 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
hour maintenance, up at 6:30
Snarfalicious 10:16 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Purchased. Downloading now. I’m easily convinced
Warde 10:07 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Its 60$ and it wll give you 300 hours of pleasure
DO THE MATH
Snarfalicious 10:08 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Very true. I loved the beta and quit it after a couple hours because I hate retreading beta content when the actual one comes out. I’m just tired of games that keep my interest for a week just to simply leave em.
PBrady 10:12 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
This is how I decide whether or not to purchase any game FYI.
PBrady 10:27 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
DIABLO 3 SERVERS UP ADD ME CUTIES SaberToothed#1798
putupyourdukes 10:28 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
It’s a crime that battle.net doesn’t have a chat client outside of the games.
Warde 10:32 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I think you can go into windows mode
putupyourdukes 10:33 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
What about those of us at work who just want to chat with buddies?
Warde 10:34 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Can you talk to Starcraft people?
PBrady 10:35 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
yes
putupyourdukes 10:39 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
and WoW people!
PBrady 10:32 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
It really is
Snarfalicious 10:46 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Updating client at the moment. Can’t wait to start.
putupyourdukes 10:32 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
You fuckers aren’t clicking on ads enough.
Warde 10:33 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
LOOK AT THE MARGINS!!!!!
SRQman 10:33 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Too bad you don’t improve the site and I still can’t fucking post images.
putupyourdukes 10:34 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I can’t fix user error, and I agree I need to refresh the site.
bflii 10:49 pm on May 15, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
which image link to you use? the one on the bottom works better
pudieron89 12:18 am on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
adblocker
SRQman 4:11 am on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
internetcommenter 8:26 am on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Baseball players are the worst.