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OTTOTD 5/18/12: Lebron needs a gut check
If the heat don’t win this series his legacy is tarnished possibly forever.
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Doesn’t matter if you are the most talented guy in the NBA, if you are a gutless child, you won’t win a title.
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How awful is Dwyane Wade right now?
He is such a disgusting, petulant child.
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he is a bigger bitch than LBJ
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He might be.
That whole crew over there is just a cesspool of awful. It’s a collection of people that I genuinely dislike.
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cept Boshy Bosh. I don’t hate him.
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I don’t hate Bosh either.
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I’m just glad Wade took it upon himself to make sure he wasn’t a factor in game 3, since he should have been suspended
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That was nice of him. Things like Wade not receiving even a 1 game suspension are what makes me think the NBA = WWE.
He is such a frustrated little baby right now.
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Wait until the refs give them game four. See how your opinion feels then
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It would be bad for the NBA and their tv ratings if “Chrysler LeBaron” and the heat get blown out early
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The worst part about rental cars, no bose surround sound stereo.
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The “cover-up the cigarette smell” smell.
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it’s 2012, you don’t get that anymore
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Yes you do.
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Nasdaq fucked up the Facebook IPO opening so bad. Hilarious.
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It’s a bargain right now at 38.07!
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Only a 100 P/E ratio!
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Love this.
Could Bosh be back next series? Could he even be back for a game 7 of this series?
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Will it even go 7??????
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I hope not. I’m just saying in the event that it does.
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I doubt it, they have been talking of Finals he could return, and he won’t be as effective
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I hope the Heat whoop that ass.
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MLB suspended Bob Davidson for a game. They should shit can him, he’s such garbage.
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time to get drunk
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every time I started drinking in the morning it always ended badly
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sup
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shit y’all. i done been sleepin on spaceghostpurrp. dude’s flow is sick
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one more thing i like about the 4s… ability to charge nearly anywhere/anytime cuz most ppl have an ipod/iphone charger in their casa
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One thing I like about my HTC one x, the battery life lets me not have to worry about charging for two days and even then it uses standard USB cables to charge.
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even with instagram? now that i’m checking instragram all day, battery dies quick
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Yes, even with instagram. Although I don’t use instagram as the build in camera app has better filters and then I can just share to facebook/twitter/instagram/google+ instantly.
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i’m sure this makes girls moist.
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The shutter speed is instant, and if you hold down the camera button it takes 5-6 photos a second.
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does it take screenshots?
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The only downside is it is the size of a brick. I had a galaxy s android for a year and I like my 4s much better.
Also, I can’t stand the way Indians speak…
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I only use products that are made in Merica. So I dont have a cell phone
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where was your computer made?
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I thought you had one of these?
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SAMSUNG!!
MY PAPPY DIDNT DIE IN KOREA FOR ME TO USE A SAMSUNG GOOK PHONE!
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the whole country converted to Christianity so its ok
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The EU required all mobile devices to be mini USB. Euro versions of the iphone have adapters now. Kinda funny.
It also means I can charge my phone on a nook or kindle charger as well, or pretty much every phone charger in existence except North American iphone cables.
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I was going to buy facebook stock this morning but etrade is shitty and slow, so I said fuck it.
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whitest white person problem ever
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My day started off not being able to listen to music with bose stereo equipment in my car and no leather seats. I’m basically a brown at this point.
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bose is overrated. leather is not. yr only a light brown / mulatto at this point
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No it isn’t. Factory Bose 10 speaker system is not overrated.
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You should hear my Mercedes Benz factory speakers.
Ohhh man. So good. Ask Sutty.
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MY PORCHE RUNNING SHOES ARE BOSS
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I’ll take my bose systems thanks.
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Bose is good, but I like Kilpsch
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Realistic makes a good speaker
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also Teac
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JBL
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I attempted to watch john carter last night. It’s not even funny bad.
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Really?? i thought maybe it could be enjoyable if I went in with no expectations.
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if you were ever gonna watch cmt’s attempt at jersey shore, aka “Southern Nights”, tonight is the time to do it. i may be in several background shots fellating craft beer bottles while some bitches fight in this trashy “eco bar”. set your tivo’s to record at 11pm
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lol what?
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its a reality show CMT filmed in savannah in february. its called “southern nights” , mostly featuring rednecks, and snooki’s ex-bf “jersey jeff”
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I like this one better
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There’s so many jokes here that I can’t choose.
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Kristin (Kristin Austin) — A petite graduate of Clemson University who is strong enough to destroy a tank and tough enough to withstand at least .50 cal. machine gun rounds.
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yeah how are yall not watching this yet? Cody is the best. Virgin/Christian cowboy with a heart of gold
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Is that the guy who looks like a cross of Dr. Strange and Dracula?
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(Aramis Merrow) — A young sorcerer from the 17th century who was placed in suspended animation by his parents when their coven was attacked by witch hunters.
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That longcoat/knee-high boots/blue jeans/t-shirt combination is all the rage these days.
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It’s a cross of 3 decades of styling, the 1X70s.
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And what the hell does Fin Fang Foom have to do with the South?
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I’m thinking why is a clemson graduate protecting atlanta, and as far as that goes why not just have a character called Gator Girl
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Nice tits on the brunette chic k.
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She looks so beat.
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Sometimes those are the best.
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she’s the “snooki” of the show.
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Can’t tell, too much airbrush.
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my goodness
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Almost rented a fiat, but they were all out. Kinda wanted to try one for a week.
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Go to Volkswagen HQ. They’ve got one parked out front.
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that’s in sweden
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Where your car is from.
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Ho boy, Community triple header last night were all awesome
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Missed it, need to watch.
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1st one was where they played as video characters
i WANT THE GAME SO BAD
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Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco
Wow Facebook 28 year old CEO worth 20 billion good for him maybe he will invest in my anti aging product I complete you 0-
I complete you, holy shit what the fuck is in that his semen?
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Zuck should get out and start something new.
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What is it with retired baseball players being shit businessmen? I heard today Curt Schilling has a video game company that got a buncha government loans, now can’t pay them back, so he’s asking for more money from the government. He’s a tea partier, too, so it’s ironic.
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He should have come out with a line of socks with fake blood stains, shit would sell like hot cakes.
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Most done have college degrees and know nothing about finance
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it’s almost like baseball players are dumb jocks?!
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so happy curt is getting owned
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I didn’t know they did Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning. I should have because when I played the demo, I said to myself, “this game reeks of fraudulence.”
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Also: 330k sold. That’s not good in today’s market. Not at all.
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More perspective: They’re apparently around $30 million in the hole. If they raked in every single dollar from the sale price of that game, and every single game sold at full retail price with no discount, their gross revenue from that game would be about $20 million. Curt’s game company is fucked.
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makes me so happy
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The only thing that would make it better is if this somehow came back around to smash EA.
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EA is hemorrhaging money non stop. Didn’t you know this? Without madden and BF3 they would have to fold up their tent.
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Ironically, it got decent reviews
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what do think of those warrior runs gay or not gay
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gay
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Diagnosis Gay
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I think the costumes make it gayer, there is one coming up not to far from where i live
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Girl tried to get me to go with her on one. Wasnt happening
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another testament to societies arrested development. My generation thinks they are still in college 10 years later.
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FINALLY OUR TRADE WENT THROUGH
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yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Braves pitchers already challenging Price to FIFA matches. Gonna be a good series.
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Are you more certain now of George Zimmerman’s guilt or innocence?
His guilt
38%
His innocence
62%
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God bless America
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john waters got picked up hitchhiking in ohio
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he is senile and got lost looking for his next glory hole
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If that was the headline, I really have to start reading yahoo.
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thats a comment from yours truly
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And that’s why I get my news from OTTOTD
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hmmm I didn’t get much reaction to that comment, will have to try harder
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Senility is caused by AIDS. No wonder considering his lifestyle choices.
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saw him talking about gay clubs in the 70′s once, he said you would be sitting at the bar minding your own business and suddenly a dick would come through the wall
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Heteros could learn a lot from them.
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his films are garbage, he is actually far more entertaining by himself
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At least we killed Chipper.
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If you have any article ideas, you can leave em here.
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more soccer chat
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i dunno how to do it. whatever
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putupyourdukes
OTTOTD 05/13/12: Caseless hotdogs are disgusting
A hotdog without the ‘snap’ of a real case isn’t a hotdog.
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you’re 30 and you eat hot dogs? does your mother cut them up on a plate for you after she microwaves them and puts a dollop of catsup on the plate?
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I get them from here http://bavarianmeats.com/
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WTF does age have to do with eating hotdogs ?
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I hope everybody wished their mother happy mothers day today
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nope
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I would if I could, so you should
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Im making her bacon wrapped scallops and mussels in white wine sauce
CAUSE SHELLFISH + BACON = MAGIC
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Way to go ESPN, keep glorifying a tattooed heroin junkie murderer. Great job.
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I hope it continues, drive up the price and let boston/new york sign him for 250 mill just to blow it on coke and heroin
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I cannot wait, I just worry about who he will kill next. Obviously he doesn’t care about his own life or even that of fans, but what if it’s some NY Banker next time instead of some hillbilly. Anti-defamation league we’ll be quickly prodded to take action and frankly I won’t blame them. Lock this animal up before he even gets the chance.
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Blah blah blah Josh Hamilton blah blah blah Albert Pujols blah blah blah oh Mark Trumbo hit a home run ho hum blah blah blah Vernon Wells. I’d love to see a recap of that finish in Cincy, looks like Reds were lucky to even get Votto up to hit that bomb.
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pujols and wells are shit. Trumbo has power but isn’t consistent and hamilton is a injury or 6 pack of beer from being done.
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Game ov- guhwhat:
How many times do you have to strike a guy out?
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This guy walks to load them with two outs then Votto goes yard
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Wow. Dude can be wild at times and it doesn’t help when the umps gives you nothing
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It’s dumb that they have to talk about what their producer tells them to talk about instead of talking about the game of fucking baseball that is occurring below them.
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I can’t watch national games.
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I was following on gamecast, needed a win to tie up my match this week with Sai. Got it, looks like your team went off.
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putupyourdukes
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fuck i am so high right now. im trying this new thing over summer where I only smoke once a day…im getting super baked
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draw us your pier design!
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it didnt post
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[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2mdkz8j.png[/IMG]
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I like it!
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Thanks buddy
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Awesome
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it’s like ST pete is fucking tampa.
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this is gold
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That’s our diaper
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lol
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rule 5 him
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I like this one better
https://twitter.com/#!/T_Beckham22/status/192372747668697089
Doing ME3 tonight; you down?
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Anti north carolina posts flooding facebook
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what did they expect NC to do? Not outlaw gay marriage and civil unions? It’s the south…
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I know, people are so dumb
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I have to wonder if this could get passed here.
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No, old people wont allow it
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I’m confused. Old people are the key to defeating an anti-gay marriage amendment?
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*an anti-gay
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only old people vote
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And old people are pro-gay how?
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youre confusing me
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You clearly need to educated yourself on the sexual habits of the elderly.
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I seriously don’t get people who get so worked up thinking about other people and who they might be fucking. Weirdos.
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I dont get why straight people care about this at all
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69 percent chance they aren’t straight
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cuz they think of the children
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It scares the shit out of them, and makes them wonder why they can’t stop thinking about the cocks.
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gamecocks?
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Oil prices been getting killed recently. YESSSSS! Maybe I’ll be able to fill up a full tank again without feeling like I got raped.
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paid 3.28 at the kroger gas station the other day and it felt like a privilege
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I paid 4.50 for 93 octane yesterday
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does the silver spoon in your gas tank only rattle when the tank is near empty? or is it a constant presence?
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I feel it whenever the turbo kicks in, which is quite often.
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I’m not sure I’ve ever put higher octane gas in my car, other than once when it was by mistake.
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there’s no point unless you have a car tuned for it
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ZOOM ZOOM!
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lol I can’t remember ever putting anything but premium in my auto.
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I had a corolla in college/highschool. Havent’ used it since then.
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there is something besides premium?
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I know. I know. Exactly.
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It’s always so funny to me when I pull up to the gas pump after a PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN TYPE drive off, and I see that they put like $3.27 into their tank.
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broke college students?
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Nope. A different type.
Let’s just say that there are typically shiny additions to their cars.
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premium gas is a scam FYI
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(that lexus engine is no different than that Toyota engine)
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Oh no, Warde. It is not.
You try driving around my Benz with Mid or Regular in it, and then tell me it’s a scam. Did it once, ran like hell.
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look at you getting cucked by the oil companies and luxury car companies
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Warde, I promise you are wrong here.
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I mean… I know you poors love to perpetuate myths about how “Nice Thing X is the same thing as Nice Thing Y LOL durrr durr” but this time it does not apply.
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** Correction: Nice Thing Y should have read “Not Nice Thing Y”
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This, like what gays do, continues to baffle me why people care soooo much about gas prices. Give it a rest. Talk about the weather or something, people.
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I mean, how high of a percentage of your income is a few more or less cents per gallon.
I need not answer that personally, but for the rest of you… it can’t be THAT much right?
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Guys, shift happens ok?
PULITZER PRIZE PLZ
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CHINK IN THE ARMOR
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http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/05/walt_disney_world_to_open_carbon_freezing_chamber.php
DOBBER, I NEED FREE TICKETS!
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A new Russian-made civilian plane carrying 50 people went missing in Indonesia while flying over mountains Wednesday during a demonstration flight for potential buyers and journalists, officials said.
Russian sales guy:”You buy tupulov is nice dah?”
sound from cockpit translated to english: “woop woop, pull up, woop woop pull up”
buyer: “what is that noise?”
russian sales guy: “is nothing, transfer bluejeans to my maldova bank account”BOOM
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krokodilians
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Hfitzy getting love at buc em. http://www.bucsnation.com/2012/5/9/3009154/move-to-tampa-requires-adjustment-to-losing-games-for-first-round
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It’s like some sort of gay male stepford wife that just churns out pointless articles endlessly.
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mvp mvp!
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These are the type of animals who bring a glove to a game.
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what?
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Royals and Red Sox fans fighting over a bat.
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well duh
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saw that. hilarious
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truest truebull ever
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LOL at this freak, he is becoming a woman but will stay married to his wife cause he doesn’t like men http://www.spin.com/articles/against-me-singer-tom-gabel-comes-out-transgender
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I guess deep down he is a lesbian
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a punk rock band member is a head case you say?
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dave do you know this band? edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros
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no
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they good
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sounds like shitty folk music from the early 70s
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nah
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One of my favorite bands when they first came up, he pretty much tells you this entire plan on the last song of their third album
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvWeP18RpmM
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I’ll be at the rays game on the 28th of may in section 301 if anyone wants to meat up.
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lol so high up
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Top Gun Numba Fun bought, not going to complain.
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why will you be in nosebleed?
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trust fund going downhill
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I tried to help!
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There’s a pretty decent chance I’ll be there.
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I could’ve swore I was watching a porn last night where the guy was daveh. Dude was hairy as fuck and looked just like him….I couldn’t bate to it. Felt too weird.
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if only you had more options
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link? it might be me? did he have foreskin ?
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Mccutchen for Gio Gonz and Ryan Howard
(Mccutch would cost me 26$ to keep while Howard would only be 9$)
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NOOOOO
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think of the cost savings! I would prolly keep Cargo(32), Ethier (9)and Howard for a total of $50, 190 for the rest of my team
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What the fuck are you $tinky $tu?
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future outlook dickie-san
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Game of Thrones makes me mad. The first 2-3 episodes of a season have lots of sex. After that it drops off and is just boring nonsense.
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but we almost got underage nudity last ep. i’m still holding out hope.
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yeah that was a cock tease, but we are past episode 2/3. No more soft core porn.
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also still waiting for that rich truebull to nail khalesi
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BBC!
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not going to happen, she doesn’t ever take another lover in the books so far.
I have a feeling she will end up banging John Snow and they take the iron throne together.
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so just more whore nudity. thats all i have to look forward to?
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snow gets with that wildling, but i don’t think that even happens this book.
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also the red lady keeps banging people, beyond that I don’t think there is much sex going on between the main characters. Except robert stark, pussy gets him into trouble!
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btw she stays a virgin well into the latest book bro
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fuck
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go on the internet
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Is anybody doing this Star Street stuff? https://www.starstreet.com/
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Lil B From The Pack
HAHAHA U WUD DIE FOR MONEY AND MONEY GON GET PRINTED TOMMROW@!!! LOL SLAVES TO THE MONEY SLAVES TO A MINDSET – Lil B
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obummer wants to legalize you now
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obummer just lost the highschool vote
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i bet if you did the same map with population density and who voted for it, it would look the same. Not to degrade college degrees, but….
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shocking news!
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Not shocking.
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giada needs a sex tape
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Who is this person?
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food network italian chick with the giant rack on the tiny body
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Omg yes I love her.
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/hi-5
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Ohhh man.
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they are fantastic
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FUCK. YES.
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Absolutely
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Dickie, you’ve never been more right.
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What Happens First?
Legalization of Marijuana
Legalizing Gay Marriage
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You know how much money they could make by legalizing pot, taxing the shit out of it, and just collecting all that money? Multiple problems solved. Boom!
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gateway drug
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Vidal Sassoon dead
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sad
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I just got back from tea party park. Will add pictures to my flickr later.
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what is tea party park?
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The greatest place on Earth.
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Working on the pictures.
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if it looks like this then it must be pretty awesome!
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Forgot that existed, where is it again?
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what is it, an actual monument, who the hell paid for that, I hope it was privately funded
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This is the only private monument seattlittes have built:
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this is much better
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62nd ave and 4th street.
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looks like a spot my dogs would love
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I want to fly you out here.
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best meat of all time
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i hope those dogs are american pit bulls
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there is talk of some family reunion in pinellas county for the wifes family but don’t know if it is going to happen or if we can even afford it
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im sure one of these monsters will let you stay with them
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Adorable.
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CUTE!
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awwww
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Fitting that this is right by an Advanced Auto Parts store.
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Roughly 3 minutes from my house
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Jesus Christ: Free market hero.
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Our Founding Fathers and this german economist
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lol at oblahma tryna stay relevant by being ‘ok’ with gat marriage
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holy shit people can marry their guns!
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lol
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Obama to African-Americans: “I know many of you do not approve of sodomite ‘marriage’, but you are just going to have to sit down and shut up…what are you going to do…vote for the white guy?”
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The way the anti-God creep talks about Jesus is nauseating, he infers that Jesus would agree with sodomite marriage. Apparently the dunce never read this verse.
In Matthew Ch. 19 and Mark Ch. 10, Jesus says, “A man shall leave his family and be joined to his wife and the two shall become one.” He doesn’t say two men, two women, two people, a man and three women, a woman and her dog, etc.
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Barak is one of those “Down Low” Brothas
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Joe Johnson1 minute ago
Yeah stpetepilot now we can all pay through our employer for more AIDS coverages for Sodomizers and make our insurance rates keep going up for all the survivors benefits for adam and steve’s insurance plan.Coverages as a spouse is the only reason they want these marriage benefits,so we can all pay more for the insurance payouts skyrocket 0-
He doesn’t deserve a max deal, but he makes a good point
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Joe Johnson15 minutes ago
Obama will do anything or say anything right now for votes,would not surprise me for him to say he is the first Bi-racial Bi-sexual president,That would have hm make history. 0-
would this guy be happy if he was also Bi-partisan ?
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Joe Johnson20 minutes ago
Maybe Obama’s got some on the DownLow,Maybe it’s Biden. 0
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hcb9 minutes ago
Why would you think he will get more votes this way than being like Romney and the rest of the so-called conservatives who preach hate? Is the worry that he will get MORE votes because of this position? It should be – finally the bigots will be squashed.bongwater2 minutes ago
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bflii20 minutes ago
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Things I’ll be doing tonight instad of watching neimann get lit up: Wearing a fedora while listening to jazz at a speak easy themed bar.
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what
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you don’t find youself listening to jazz music whenever you put on a fedora?
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I have this exact outfit
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You have jeans and a white t-shirt?!?!?!
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dont forget the hat!
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and I paid 500.00 for that white t-shirt
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what about the accessories?!
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all of it matches my paint splattered shoes perfectly!
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I’m the only representative from Tier 3 that actually posts here. booooooooooo.
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that’s why they are tier 3
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p much this
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Boob size
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lol
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she’s open to implants, I want to see how hatfields go
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too bad he’ll never show.
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That dark grey area in the middle of europe really should be one country, one people, one language.
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Fuck i hurt my wrist at the gym today
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doing what?
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It was over head press, or up right rows, maybe both, going to have to tape that fucker up with duct tape tomorrow!
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actually don’t know if taping will help that shit is all up in my hand
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finna lose
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booooooo, chris paul better start flopping
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kinda funny how both melo and lebron have the double headband
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Top 5 players doing top 5 things.
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It looked like Fear of a Black Mask to me
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Suspend CP3
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Suspend Caron Butler
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they should chant chris paul sucks more
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It’s not a good strategy, but it is…. a strategy
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that was great
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ugh i wish the grizz didn’t fucking blow that game
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Game 5 was the only game this entire series where the Clips looked like the better team IMO, and even that was a toss up
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my alligence to my childhood team is about to be dropped
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blake hurt? hard to tell with floppers
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Hahaha Boo that fag
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Dr. CP3 is there to will him back to health
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just don’t let surgeon del negro touch him
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he is a german doctor
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GERMAN DOCTORS LMAO
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real classy memphis fans, dirty south indeed.
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lol yeah i’m sure
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hahaha
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their boos healed his knee
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Memphis being classy
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CP3!
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Memphis finna blow this again?
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The Clippers with a hobbled Blake Griffin! Flu Game!
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was that goal tending? Looks like it
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they didn’t show the other angle
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clips turning blakes injury and those boos into a win!
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what those Memphis fans deserve after killing MLK JR
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Pascobill6 hours ago
Everyone knows that Muslims hate gays.. This is a pure pander for votes.. Let’s not have any “honor killings over thisone. 0-
Assuming this is kericr
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OTTOTD 5/7/12: Yep, this is a real article.
http://www.draysbay.com/2012/5/7/3004123/are-the-blue-seats-suppressing-home-runs?login=1336366637
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gifs post, Top Gun Numba Fun posted one today.
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Yeah, either I’m doing it wrong, clicking image and then copying image location in prompted box, or that one just doesn’t work for some reason.
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SAP training course
9-4 fro 10 days. 1 hour lunchLETS GO
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all i have to get is a 51% to pass sweeeeet
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One of the best films of all time, “Adaptation” is now on Netflix. Probably my favorite Nic Cage performance. I think it’s even better than Leaving Las Vegas. This is pretty much his masterpiece and he’s just a great cog in a larger machine. Such a great flick.
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This is relevant: https://twitter.com/#!/kevin_r_cruz/status/197488475514216449
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It’s not that I’m celebrating Jayson Werth’s broken wrist, but at least I know now that I won my trade now when I shipped him for Rivera.
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“won”
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He’s probably gone for the year.
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looks like you both lost
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Agreed, but I got more out of my get than he got out of his, so I win. It’s like when a gay couple dies of AIDS, the survivor is the winner.
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Did anybody else waste an hour of their life on Saturday night and watch the Cotto/Mayweather “slugfest”?
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I literally passed out somewhere around the 4th round. It was certainly a lot of fun watching Sugar Shane land absolutely empty moonshots while getting crushed by that Alvarez dude.
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I can’t believe he didn’t go down Sugar Shane was getting pummeled and just kept coming. That’s what he do now, he’s a jobber
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He needs to quit. He’s got no power left. He’d have to move up in weight again; he’d be a bit outsized as a middleweight but his boxing skills might make him game opponents for anybody not competing for a title; but I’d be hard-pressed to believe he ever wins another legitimate championship.
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I learned something new that night. I had no idea that there were ginger Mexicans out there.
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I was decent. It happened exactly as I thought it would. Cotto would come at him, land some decent shots, but Mayweather would dance around and win on points when all was said and done. I hope he pissed blood from all those shots Cotto landed to the body. They were thumping. If boxing was judged on damage inflicted and not how many times you land glancing shots that do no damage it would be a little more interesting in my opinion.
Plus Manny beat Cotto worse than Mayweather beat Cotto, so does that mean that Manny would beat Mayweather’s ass. I have no idea, but I’m gonna troll every Mayweather fan I come across with that it.
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Avengers was awesome.
everyone lol’d when Hulk smashed Loki like a ragdoll
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Spoiler that shit, dick.
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there is nothing to be spoiled in that movie.
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TIER2
I NEED FIRST BASE HELP
OF and Starters for trade
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I have justin maurneau, he will be back in 15-30 days
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lol fool I just cut that hurt retard
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we’ll see who’s a fool come july!
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corky thinks there are other markets viable for the rays to move to.
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Maybe in Mexico
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btw how should I respond to the kevin goldstein email
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Stick to your guns, don’t buy that bullshit excuse.
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Pretty poor excuse. “I used the wrong pronoun by mistake, sorry” would have been sufficient. Instead you come up with some absurd story…..
Just salt in the wounds.
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Yeah, I’d take that to the Defamation League and let them know what one of theirs said about another minority.
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they would applaud him
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You’re right, probably declare war on all TrueBulls while they’re at it. Those people are so insecure
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Tier 3, I need pitching help, willing to trade one of Dunn, Freeman, Reynolds.
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Lol @ the retard who offered me Jimmy Rollins and two demoted closers for Tulo
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Did the same for me with Hanley. I’m hurting for relievers, but I can’t do anything until I move either LIncecum or Johnson, and nobody wants to take them. I could (might still) drop Johnson, but Lincecum is the reason why I hate using the undroppable list.
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I’m not sure what the incentive would be to trade with you if you’re going to drop the pitchers anyway
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To not compete with waiver claims.
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lol
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Ruined any leverage you had.
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I ruined my leverage when I called them garbage on the board. I expect no offers and I won’t be dropping them (Johnson) unless I have a sudden need for spot starts or someone appears on waivers worth picking up.
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I’ll trade you justin mourneau for lincecum
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This actually makes sense
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clear out inventory cause the new Xbox is coming
or the HP printer model…give away printers, charge extra for ink
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They need to refresh the xbox and ps3 fairly soon
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disagree
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they both can’t handle newer games
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This needs to fail as soon as possible. There’s no way I buy a console at any price that requires a $15/mo subscription fee to use.
I’d rather not pull out slippery-slope arguments, but I think we’ve already started going down the hill.
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Ps3 is so superior its not even funny. MS is actively raping the consumer
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If I’m paying for an xbox live subscription as it is, why not take advantage of it?
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That subscription was $6 a month when I had one. What a joke.
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wait, im paying 50 bucks a year for it now, fuck this 14 dollars a month nonsense.
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lol u just got that?
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BUT ITS ONLY 99$!!!!!
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Because that’s not part of the package. You have to sign up for two years, at $15 a month. It doesn’t matter if you have an existing subscription, or if they’re yearly.
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. The NSA is building a massive data center in Utah to read every email you’ll ever send.
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Someone in UTAH will have the privilege of reading all the troll emails I send.
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They haven’t done this already?
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they already read mine.
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this place is as bad as drb now that i can’t post images.
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how is it that Top Gun Numba Fun and I can post images jut fine, and you tards can’t
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sorry i dont buy a new ipad/computer every 2 months.
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My current laptop is 5 years old
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bflii has no issues too, what’s the deal daveh?
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Gained a new found respect for Cole Hamels this weekend. Wonder how long MLB suspends him.
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I have a feeling Hamels won’t be the first vet pitcher to drill Harper this year.
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Kid’s got fingers fatter than Vienna sausages.
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I went to the gamestop on tyrone to preorder it. Also going to the midnight release there!!
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I went to the WoW burning crusade midnight release. i felt dirty.
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Midnight releases usually aren’t my type of thing. I’m not a die-hard and willing to discuss video games with socially awkward 30 year old nerds. So I feel you when you say you felt dirty
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Pujols Beltran J zimmerman for Kemp Trumbo Balfour Cordero
lopsided m i rite?
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ANSWER ME
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I laughed so fucking hard when i saw this I was fucking crying
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woot
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FAIR AND SQUARE!
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why do I recieve entertainment weekly but have no memory of paying for it, nor does it show in my bank account?
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probably signed up for it on accident when you bought something at Macys or whatver
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I can’t find where they charged me for it.
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It will show up on the credit card machine, press yess or no if you want X Magazine. its Bullshit
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http://www.draysbay.com/2012/5/7/3005267/rays-need-to-focus-on-third-base-at-trading-deadline
That is the retard now
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southern transplant in seattle. altruist interested in technology, sailing, sports, business. can cook a mean risotto, tie 17 types of knots, & do your taxes.
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Found my next lover!
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I’m following his advice to get my best summer beach bod ever!
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there is zero chance this guy is straight, if he is real.
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Henry Fitzgerald @hfitzy34
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time to get on craigslist in seattle
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no reason to hit craigslist just go here: http://www.theelitebar.com/main.html?src=%2Findex2.html
Only gay sports bar
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lol
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holy shit what
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you havent heard of this?
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lol no
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box office over the weekend $46,500 thats what the avengers pulled in per theater
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Box Office
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http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
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the phone I wanted to buy is sold out
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Which one?
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the ONE X, white version.
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“Blow it out”
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OTTOTD 5/612: Kevin Goldstein of baseball prospectus is a racist.
Kevin Goldstein @Kevin_Goldstein
Rihanna isn’t as awful as its just stupid.Who you calling ‘its’?
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On Sun, May 6, 2012 at 11:43 AM, Kevin Goldstein
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HiThis was forwarded to me and I’d like to address your concerns personally. I was watching Saturday Night Live when I posted that, and for me, such an act like Rihanna is far more than just one person. Certainly she is the center of the performance, but there is so much being staged and choreographed, that for me, acts like that are more than one person, they’re a group, and a large one at that. I’m sorry if you misunderstood my intention.
KG
—– Forwarded Message —–
To: cs@baseballprospectus.com
Sent: Sunday, May 6, 2012 1:52 PM
Subject: [bpsite] When did you guys start hiring racists?BP Username: (Not a registered BP User)
Publish: no
Saw this tweet last night, might want to have a talk to your writer about this.‘Kevin Goldstein @Kevin_Goldstein
Rihanna isn’t as awful as its just stupid.’Sorry, but african-americans are not property in the 21st century.
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Weekend OTTOTD. Top Gun Numba Fun Watched the Indy/Magic series.
What a retard. Way to give that series ratings asshole.
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OTTOTDCON 2012 ANNOUNCED
Memorial day may the 28th. Rays vs Cuck Sox 310pm. Tentative.
Who’s going and wants to meet before/after/during the game?
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Most like world of worldcraft
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good god
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Mo blew his ACL, nice way to go out on that career.
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Anybody want to trade for a slightly injured Mo?
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hope you retards picked up soriano, he’s better and he is getting the job, not robertson
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woohoo my trust fund is gaining money again. fucking lost like 5k last year.
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Hey buddy.
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made back 3k this quarter. chillin.
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if you ain’t making at least 10 percent a year you dumb son.
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Preach it, homie.
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I moved most of my trust fund to british pounds after bush was elected. Owns, owns hard.
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Sterling silver standard is where it’s at
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I thought all you 1%’s were into gold
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Gold is for the poors.
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seriously, people have still lost on it when they bought up a ton in the 80s
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It’s sold as an investment for those with low risk tolerance. When the bottom falls out, it will not be pretty.
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Yes. Remember, Glen Beck still has a massive following.
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No one with a rational brain has touched the stuff for quite a while. Other than my lips touching my pimp cup.
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fucking amazing, dow is at 13k jobs are at 8.1 percent. Dollar is going to start gaining strength after obama is reelected.
I smell blood in the water.
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i’ve already started to move my $$$$$$$ out of the british pound
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I can hardly wait for the revolution when all the rich are killed and their naked corpses are drug through the streets
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posh spice is number one on my personal hit list
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I’d hit that too.
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why are you getting them naked first?
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mine should be jordang219 at yahoo dot com
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This is sad
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what exactly is so sad about diablo 3?
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Dickie (will) play Diablo 3, is he sad?
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I hope you meat your soulmate in that digital world, dipper.
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Y’all niggas acting like you’ve never heard or played video games. Get fucking real
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no, diablo2 was fun 10 years ago when i was a child.
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Yup, everyone is literally getting excited over diablo 2, the game that came out 10 + years ago, and not Diablo 3, the game everyone has been waiting 10 + years for.
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Blizzard makes the best games in the world. I’m pretty sure Diablo 3 will be fun at any age group
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taking their sweet ass time
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Perfecting a sequel to the game that I pretty much grew up with
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Why Braidz?
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waste of money bro.
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I know, but still…
DIABLO FUCKING THREE
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Man, Hatty is fired up in that Rays ratings thread. I’m digging the passion
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Unrelated: Should I be thumb-up’ing or down’ing your guys’ troll posts on TampaBay.com? Whomever ‘hasselhoff’ is is doing good work.
The problem with the Rays is that they are all prima donnas and only care about going out partying with white chicks after the games. We would have won a World Series by now if they would save themselves for marriage.
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Holy shit. It’s amazing how many people on my facebook page are caught up in the zija pyramid scam. Somebody just posted this http://livingzija.com/2012/05/03/zija-oil-testimonial/
They really believe that shit made the tip of her finger grow back. Maybe Daveh can tell us the benefits of the morninga tree, because it all sounds like snake oil to me.
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And their names?
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am ram, Moustakas, Prado
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Send The mars volta suck cock an offer for moose.
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you think he keeps it up!
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Chris Davis or Edwin Encarnacion? Who do you prefer?
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Anyone here ever donate plasma? I’m thinking about doing it because I am broke as hell, but I don’t want it to interfere with my alcoholism, or make me feel like shit. Is it worth it?
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fuck no, donating blood is for the homeless and the brainless
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Well, its not blood, just the plasma part. I could use the extra $50.00 a week to support my weekend partying habits.
I have a home, and a brain. Does this disqualify me?
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Depends, I have read up on it, and if you have a college degree you can actually get a lot of money. But there are some stories out there now where women are suing to find the name of the donor, and then suing the donor for child support and winning. So that’s not for me…
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I went over 20 times in college. I had torn my leg up and couldn’t work so it was a nice side income, plus between them taking out my plasma, the weed, pain pills, and booze it was just a constant dream state. Really would recommend if you’re not a pussy afraid of needles or anything. Word of advice, stay hydrated. seriously. shit was coming out crusty towards the end
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Why the Brooklyn Nets when they can be the New York N——s? The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn B—-hes or Hoes. Team logo? A 9 mm with hollow-tip shell casings strewn beneath. Wanna be Jay-Z hip? Then go all the way!
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sweet. we having a lan party right?
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Halo2 party plez
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lame
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Contribute anything to society then your opinion will mean something
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u mad
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You can’t go through life saying meh to everything, you’re turning back into Cartman after a good run as Cool Dickie
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sorry i don’t like your shirt. get over it
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SOMEONE DISABLE THE DUPLICATE COMMENT FEATURE
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Why can’t I post images?
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Not sure.
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See it is not just me and BFLII
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good riddance this bear would have eventually killed or mauled somebody thank god we got it before it got one of us
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lol is that you?
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health.yahoo.net/news/s/ap/got-the-munchies-a-new-pot-eatery-opens-in-ore
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Hrm second comment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq0llrCYtCQ
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look at all these idiots saying this song made them cry, there is only one song that can bring me to tears,www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur8j4xWe_44
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Sounds like you still have a dad. And like Justin Bieber.
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Watching an episode of too cute and the kittens come from a white cat (both the mom and the dad) but the kittens came out black!! the true bull next door knocked up the slut wife!
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Spot-starting AJ Burnett yesterday?
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How is PDQ? Was thinking about going there for lunch today
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My friends really like it but I havent been there yet. Literally 3 blocks from my new house
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Did they recommend the sando’s or the fingers?
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Fingers
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Long rumored and much anticipated, The Elder Scrolls Online is finally being unveiled in the June issue of Game Informer. In this month’s cover story we journey across the entire land of Tamriel, from Elsweyr to Skyrim and everywhere in between.
Developed by the team at Zenimax Online Studios, The Elder Scrolls Online merges the unmatched exploration of rich worlds that the franchise is known for with the scale and social aspects of a massively multiplayer online role-playing game. Players will discover an entirely new chapter of Elder Scrolls history in this ambitious world, set a millennium before the events of Skyrim as the daedric prince Molag Bal tries to pull all of Tamriel into his demonic realm.
“It will be extremely rewarding finally to unveil what we have been developing the last several years,” said game director and MMO veteran Matt Firor, whose previous work includes Mythic’s well-received Dark Age of Camelot. “The entire team is committed to creating the best MMO ever made – and one that is worthy of The Elder Scrolls franchise.”
An in-depth look at everything from solo questing to public dungeons awaits in our enormous July cover story – as well as a peek at the player-driven PvP conflict that pits the three player factions against each other in open-world warfare over the province of Cyrodiil and the Emperor’s throne itself.
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Yeah, summer is coming, I won’t be buying or building a puter that can play this. Maybe once winter rolls around
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I need a new laptop, intending to get one. Under 1k dollars ultrabooks can play this game.
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Now you’re speaking my language, around $700 and i’d get one tomorrow. Still prefer to wait though since the technology will be obsolete by the time I have the time to play this. I’ve never played any of these but have heard good things, can someone give me an elevator synopsis?
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Ive managed to cut my gaming off alltogether. Been about a month.
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“Wow this is a tough one, when I was a frosh in HS Junior Seau worked the Jay Fiedler Football camp and at the end of one of the days he challenged anyone to a 1-on-1. Being one of the ‘big’ kids, I was volunteered by my buddies and went up in front of the whole camp to face this monster of a man. Shaking in my cleats, he gave me a wink before a coach gave the cadence. He let me pancake him. And he sold it too. I can’t even tell you how good I felt at that moment; it changed me forever. The whole camp cheered for me, a chubby kid that didn’t know if he even liked football. From then on I was addicted. All thanks to this 10-time all-pro that felt like making some snot-nosed kid’s day. Doesn’t seem like much but it meant a lot to me. Sorry for the essay just had to share. RIP Junior I’ll never forget what you did for me.”
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Might as well take away seat belts too. People drive way more recklessly when they think a seat belt will save their lives.
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Seattle Mariners Active Roster Pitchers B T Ht…
Seattle Mariners Active Roster
- Pitchers B/T Ht Wt DOB
49 Blake Beavan R-R 6’7″ 240 Jan 17, 1989
Best Pitcher on the team, just pounds the zone with strikes and dares hitters to hit!34 Felix Hernandez R-R 6’3″ 230 Apr 8, 1986
2nd best pitcher on the team, but lacks the heart of a winner. Expect the mariners to go to their BP to bring someone who can will their team to the win after felix goes 8 and the mariners only have 1-2 runs to the rays 2-3 runs. Possible socialist who doesn’t believe in winning or losing.45 Hector Noesi R-R 6’3″ 200 Jan 26, 1987
Garbage former yankee prospect, if the rays don’t bat around on this guy during the first inning you might as well contract the franchise.- Catchers B/T Ht Wt DOB
27 John Jaso L-R 6’2″ 205 Sep 19, 1983
Former ray, better then anything the rays have at catcher.
30 Miguel Olivo R-R 6’0″ 230 Jul 15, 1978
This guy is the in majors?Look for him to DH because montero is even shittier.- Infielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
13 Dustin Ackley L-R 6’1″ 190 Feb 26, 1988
Stud, finna drop some bombs on yields and hell boy.
9 Chone Figgins S-R 5’8″ 180 Jan 22, 1978
Going to get on base early and often. Just plays the right way and really respects the game
61 Munenori Kawasaki L-R 5’10″ 165 Jun 3, 1981
Garbage japanese position player, anyone that gives up a hit to this guy should slice open their gut in the club house.
16 Alex Liddi R-R 6’4″ 230 Aug 14, 1988
Who?
26 Brendan Ryan R-R 6’2″ 195 Mar 26, 1982
Not sure what this is.
15 Kyle Seager L-R 6’0″ 195 Nov 3, 1987
Basically elliot johnson
17 Justin Smoak S-L 6’4″ 230 Dec 5, 1986
The garbage that the mariners got in the trade for cliff lee that didn’t rape someone. Expect him to go yard on moore, because moore is garbage. Oh wait, it’s may, Moore is good again according to my excel sheets.- Outfielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
55 Michael Saunders L-R 6’4″ 215 Nov 19, 1986
Best mistake hitter on the team, will crush it if left hanging over the plate. Looking at you yields.
51 Ichiro Suzuki L-R 5’11″ 170 Oct 22, 1973
Just loves the game. A real joy to watch from the most misunderstood culture in the world.
33 Casper Wells R-R 6’2″ 210 Nov 23, 1984
Best baseball name on the team.- Designated Hitter B/T Ht Wt DOB
63 Jesus Montero R-R 6’3″ 235 Nov 28, 1989
Former yankee product. Absolute garbage like every other yankee prospect.-
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bflii, 
putupyourdukes, 
Top Gun Numba 1 and 2 others are discussing. 
pudieron89, 
SRQman, 
preachITbrotha and 12 others are discussing. 
Dipper are discussing. 
bflii 5:35 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Chrysler LeBaron gonna put his foot on the gas, GO HEAT
bflii 5:37 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
pudieron89 6:08 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
so how do you post a thread then?
pudieron89 6:08 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
you all missed out on my ladyboy post.
bflii 6:36 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I thought it was lovely and very moving
pudieron89 7:27 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
i wept when she revealed her true nature.
bflii 8:20 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
i wish we had more asian ladyboys in the usa
pudieron89 9:24 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
we do but we repress them and castigate them for their life choices.
pudieron89 7:30 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
i like that we have community guidelines and all but now what am i gonna do with all my dps?
also, daveh, are you going to this? http://www.scad.edu/fashionshow/ if you see a white kid with a pretentious looking face (somewhat catfishlike) please make him as uncomfortable as possible.
Warde 8:12 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
crawfish boil is on
none of you are invited
bflii 8:19 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I wish i was eating small crustaceans who mainly feed on feces, yum yum
Warde 8:56 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
JELLLLLLOUS
pudieron89 9:24 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
let us know how poopy it tastes
bflii 10:20 pm on May 19, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
cut one open before you eat it hahahahahahaha
Top Gun Numba 1 4:25 am on May 20, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
putupyourdukes 4:15 pm on May 20, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
It says “Honorable man in ghost costume fights evil spirits of lessor races”
bflii 4:17 pm on May 20, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
yesssssssssssssss
putupyourdukes 4:16 pm on May 20, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
also it’s a “shocking thriller”
putupyourdukes 4:54 pm on May 20, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Seattle,jpg
bflii 10:08 pm on May 20, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
love the whole ensemble the dress the boots the socks the tattoos awesome