OTTOTD 5/16/2012 What’s up, losers?
Still kicking, I see. I hope everyone is doing well. Except diaper. I hate diaper.
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blackraven
OTTOTD 4/20/12 What did you guys get me for my birthday???
Literally the only thing that actually matters about today.
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I gave you a partial hangover for myself
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The same thing you got us, but a different color.
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everyone must be in a weed coma
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Yase
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Pfft, i got the Yellowman and Josey Wales bumpin
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Price tweeted the entire plane trip down from toronto that he wouldn’t let anyone sleep on the plane. Hope you don’t like winning winnable baseball games!
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what an ant poooper
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What a jackass, this should be a sweep
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what a jackass. nice to see frat culture is alive and well.
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Great gonna get swept
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he’s clearly not a leader type / not true ace. cliff lee would never do that
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IF you walk around with over ear headphone, youre a jaackoff
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What if I have a pair of bose QC15s I use on work trips?
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airport is fine but just walking around hell no
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It’s a fashion statement.
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it makes me think you have a low IQ. is that what they are going for?
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pretty much
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sorry but buds distort sound and kill yr hearing. try again plz
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There are a few situations it’s acceptable.
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WE should have gave dipper a go pro to catch all the action of 420…..nm it would just be 4 dudes playing CoD.
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I’d like to hear about his experience at the Bassnectar show tonight since I’m going tomorrow night
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lol
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There’s like 10 new drug-named users on tampabay.com this morning. I can’t help but think it’s all of you.
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Coachella on 420
my god
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mewmewmew
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oh man I love kittens when I get ripped
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couple of my co-workers were bad mouthing the company
complaining about my boss
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do it, narc
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this ottotd is dead
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everyone is too lit I assume
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solaris and flash gordon [jack it to young ornella muti]
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Forbidden Planet, movie scared the shit out of me as a kid I watch it every time it’s on tv would love to see it in a theater
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it is good
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also, it’s owned by paul allen and there is a mini museum that has costumes on display, he rotates them in and out.
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btw this is the theater, it’s one of the last surviving 70mm theaters in the world
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she was amazing
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i would fuck her present day self. and her daughter
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Clockwork Orange, Dune, Ghostbusters, Mad Max, Terminator
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http://deadspin.com/5903807/oregon-father-and-son-build-13+scale-fenway-park-replica-on-their-farm
Best fans. Best hat.
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This is unbelievably dumb.
I bet you could throw a ball over that ‘green monster’
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Why not go full dimensions? whats a few more plywood
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Dipper’s silence today is deafening.
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dude is sooooo dhazedbay right now
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Site needs me
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you get a PLK mug shot yet
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He wouldn’t have a mugshot. All he got was a 35 dollar citation.
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it needs something fucking dead in here
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busy watching the best team vs the best team
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in the best stadium.
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here’s a little story in honor of 420, I was living with my dad sometime around ’85 or ’86, he was going through a midlife crisis , that went on for about 30 years , we were selling a lot of dope at this time, weed and coke, well he calls me up in the middle of the night paranoid as hell from some pay phone somewhere tells me me cops are following him and to rid rid of the weed, it was 40 pounds in a cardboard box, so I throw the box in my trunk and threw the box in a ditch on rowlet park road. Of course nothing happened he was just fucking high, the next day I went back to get the box, I realized then I was pretty lucky , because there was a fucking hobo camp in some woods right across from the ditch, couple of them were staring at me when I grabbed the box, fucking dumb asses didn’t realize what they missed out on
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maybe it was 40 pounds of shake and they were hobos with standards
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hobos with standards? LOL
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If I were a hobo, even I wouldn’t smoke shake.
(This is a lie, I’ll take a $5g shake from some fire anyday)
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Bollywood actress Meenakshi Thapar reportedly has been gruesomely killed by two of her co-stars in a failed attempt to extort money from her family.
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brown people dong brown people things
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parents paid but they killed her anyway
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a white hispanic?
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hmmm kinda
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Careful wearing a hoodie around this guy.
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looks like he will stand his ground
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she’s a dancer right?
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one assumes
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CRACK it does a body good
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I hope that’s the official pic on all the press releases this year
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finally, a case that’s aesthetically pleasing. might be the first one I ever buy.
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that’s a nice case
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booooooooooooooooooo it’s 420 on 420 on a friday
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looks like the fence they put up to prevent snow drifts, wonder if that was the inspiration
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no one here knows what that is but you and sandy
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Oh, didn’t realize that’s what she did
because she does mostly mic work post-game and in-game spots in front of the blue curtain 0
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blackraven
OTTOTD WEEKEND THREAD 4/14-4/15
What have you kids been up to? Ready for this Boston series to heat up???
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my butt hurts so bad. fucking ass hair.
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that’s what i’ve been up to lately, “fucking ass hair”
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I’ve basically given up doing situps because of this issue
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just do crunches instead. how do you do situps by yourself anyways, or do you have your girl hold your feet?
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Fat person can’t do situps.
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it’s adorable whenever the fatty who doesn’t leave his house calls me fat
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Look we realize you’re fat, your friends are fat, and nobody likes you. Just give up.
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you’re cute
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You’re fat.
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rays suck again
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Howard will now have chronic back problems throughout his career. The magic should just pack up their bags and move to seattle.
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No doubt the team with the brand new stadium and the third richest owner who ran as an ultraconservative for governor of Michigan will be moving to Seattle any day now
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paul allen is the richest owner
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You are dumb
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you’re dumb
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Did you forget that there is a Russian Oligarch that owns an NBA team?
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I’m sure his net worth is larger then paul allens
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It is. Learn to eat bars http://www.forbes.com/2010/12/16/lakers-nets-blazers-magic-business-sports-nba-billionaires.html
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Definitely going to watch this NYY/LAA game in a few.
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fox sports infuriates me
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Gonna take a nap listening to this great stuff.
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Suzyn Waldman?
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You:
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they think CC will play center.
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1987, me, a hillsbourgh county judge, and two whores. It was sometime in 1987, I was leaving the bottle club on north nebraska ave. in the parking lot I ran into two whores that I knew real well one was a good friend, we would often go out and get drunk and if we couldn’t find anybody to fuck, we would just go home and fuck each other, no string attached, the other was a bi-sexual little dancer who had a big time crush on the other girl, the third person was an older due with glasses and thinning hair. It wasn’t quite morning and cars were whizzing by, I was surprised to see the dude snorting coke right there in the open. So the girls tell me they are going to go party and ask me to come along, i could tell the old dude wasn’t rally thrilled, of course I agreed. Me and one girl get in my car and follow the other two to his house, a pretty nice house right on the river somewhere over by lowry park. At some point he tells me his name, and that he is a judge, maybe he thought this would freak me out, little did he know that kind of shit didn’t intimidate me at all. Well we did a lot of coke and drank a lot of becks beer, and I mean a lot, and that becks beer is pretty hard to take. The judge pullls out a polaroid camera and takes a bunch of pictures, he rolls out a big screen tv and starts showing porn movies. At some point we all went upstairs, he starts fucking the little dancer, I fuck the other girl, he gets up and leaves the room so I reh over and start finger banging the other chick while I’m pounding the other one, I pulll my fingers out right before he walks back in. This shit went on all day, until the beer ran out, he offers me 100.00 bucks to go buy some more beer, the girls both signal me no, because they don’t want to be alone with him. Eventually with the dope and beer both being gone we leave, but not before some major drama erupts over the pictures going missing, I had seen my girlfriend take them. we all denied knowing what happened to them. Later as I was driving the girls home I stole the pictures out of her purse when she wasn’t looking, I figured they might come in handy someday if i ever got into trouble with the law.
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I still have the pictures to this day, I was never able to use them to blackmail the judge, because he was later arrested, disbarred and sent to prison for having sex with a minor. That little picture of me and two girls that is my avatar is from that night.
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Bravo! Bravo!
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PLEASE post it larger
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This.
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Legend!
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daveh is well on his way to one of these
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6′ 1 about 145-150 pounds half dead after two cases of beer and a couple of 8 balls,
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Which whore is which?
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the one on the left is my fuck buddy, she later went on to be a big time coke dealer in north tampa
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How did that turn out?
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badly, she and some dude hid in the closet when her suppliers came to the door looking for their money, cowards left it up to me to answer the door
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your left or stage left?
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blond hair white coat
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got a picture of the other girl with her top off and me laying on top of her
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Oh my!
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had a shit load of naked pictures of lots of girls, most of them got stolen over the yeras
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no one is brave enough to ask…
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I think he shouldn’t spoil us all on one day. It’s not even Christmas!
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i’m framing this and putting it up in my apartment.
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So great.
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Best post from the best poster.
Putting this on a tshirt.
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Get me one too please.
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Fucking hell. You can even make out the Becks logo. So great.
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Me three, will send money
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we need to do a special section for BFLII
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The one on the right moved to St. Pete, no?
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she got fat and quit dancing I believe lots of girls came and went in north tampa
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It’s small world, BFLII.
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you trying to say you know her?
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that’s his aunts yo
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My MOM! There’s a girl who looks identical to her who went to my High School.
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I’m always worried I got some kids out there i don’t know about
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how about this one
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You should have been in a band.
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would explain his cousin or dipper
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The girl on your left just looks like an amazing lay
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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
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great hair!
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Apparently the Bucs have a sign that says “All Aboard!” outside the stadium… foreshadowing? I do say yes. T-TRAIN BABY CHOO CHOOO
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you still banned?
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Yep.
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You are banned from Bucs Nation.
You can browse the blog, but you can’t participate.Go be a whiny troll on OTTOTD
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I really hope they draft him
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Me too…. me too.
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mine says go cool off somewhere
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Aaaaand banned again.
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what happened?
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That’s what my ban message is.
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oh I thought you meant you got un-banned and then banned again
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are you serious?
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Per my friend Brody.
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BFLII is legendary
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Nah I’m just an old guy who did a lot of dope and banged a buch of whores
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bunch
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You’re the meaning in my life
You’re the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You’re the inspiration 0
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Dobber how is your job at Disney?
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Amazing
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Man
I was laughing when I seen the highlights when the game was over and Raheem Morris was about to run on the field & he got hit by one hat.IF U AIN’T A BUC GET THE BUC OUT OF HERE
by WE GOING TO THE SHIP on Oct 13, 2010 6:53 PM EDT via mobile 0 -
so much less sour!
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Holy shit bflii. Holy
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shit
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Oh FMG.
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Good thing he can pick up garbage cans
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sup sloots
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You should try to be like bflii
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Maybe as I grow older. Coke, pussy, and extortion sounds pretty nice.
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i cant tell if puppyd trolls drb gdt or if serious
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That’s why I’m the zen master.
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anus_man, what a fucking gay name
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Am I trolling him or what?
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should be banned for the gayest name on dray
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I think their heads are going to explode.
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changing my user name to KILLAGATRINURANUS_MAN
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Changing mine to butt baby.
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“ur probably from up North” lol
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I am from the north therefore i am a yankee fan
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If this was Buc Em Bflii would be banned.
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NO PERSONAL ATTACKS
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ic: continually seeking self validation on the internet
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Rocky marathon on spike, forgot how gay rocky 3 was, rocky and apollo jumping around in the water together, super gay
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Check your twitters.
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Shit eating grin
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Well done:
Price has a track record of being a damn good MLB pitcher
and Moore has an unprecedented pedigree. Just because Price was 12-13 last year doesn’t mean he wasn’t awesome. I know being the simpleton that you are you probly put a lot into that meaningless W/L record, but it means nothing.
Sissy Cuck Bartlett and John Jaso have, and never were thought of as stud prospects or good baseball players. They had no pedigree to speak of – sorry.
by killa3312 on Apr 15, 2012 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
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Everything I love about GDTs.
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Flipping and flopping like a spineless fish.
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Today was a really good day between killa and gatrfukr. Kudos to you and Pudy
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So I’m playing Skyrim and everytime I try to jump in the lake near Riften my game freezes. Awesome
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Get the real console
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Had to delete the game data so it’s reinstalling and going to take forever. If I lose my saves too then I’m probably done playing video games for a while.
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Did you delete the save file or just the thing you download to the hard drive to play.
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Just the game data, it worked fine then froze up after around 45 seconds of swimming, almost done with the thieves guild on my second character, haven’t even started the main quest, just want to finish at this point
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Have you played it for a long time. I think the problem with the PS3 one is that it has all that saved data on there and it gets laggy once you reach a certain hour point.
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This appears to be something new with a transition between land and water, like I said it was working fine and that’s what their board said to do before it crapped out again. Things also been on all day between watching the Rays, playing for a couple hours, leaving it on when we went to the bar, then playing again now. I haven’t noticed any lag issues since the first patch came out.
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blackraven
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I don’t see how anyone could possibly disagree with a person that owns a very popular paintball business!
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I don’t see a problem here.
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Lazy, low down people shouldn’t be in office, you guys.
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Bonobama says, …
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welp
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nice just got a bunch of addy’s and my boy just had his wisdoms taken out so he threw in a couple vicodins. Bout to fail this test then hopefully get so blased I forget who I am
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Sounds like college isn’t quite as easy as you though. Weird because I crushed my first two years, it wasn’t until I was actually challenged that I had to work hard at it.
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It’s more along the lines of post spring break tests…..i don’t fuck with them. Otherwise though, I’m passing with all A’s and B’s so far this semester
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college is 90 percent showing up to class
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Life is 90% showing up, sober and well rested
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unless yr a fucking boss, in which case you needn’t be sober 69% of the time
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you’ll be a great pharmacist someday
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thanks pudding ron
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We’re all so proud of you, diaper.
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I still havent had an exam this semester ahahhahaa
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Justified is finally starting to heat up after 8 episodes of sitting around and mashing a dick. Shit finna hit the fan in a mint. Also, I’m now through five Homicide: Life on the Streets and it is also really good. I didn’t see Luis Guzman getting found in his own coffin and seeing Pembleton start to soften up with Bayless is a welcome respite.
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Overheard on 620 this morning from a caller talking to Fenton “Bucs have too many black guys on the D-Line. They need more young white guys like the Texans have”
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can you argue with that? the caller is obviously looking at the results and trying to find a process to get different ones.
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Trying to come up with great white D-lineman in recent years but since I watch as much ballet as I do NFL, I’m drawing a blank
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culpepper you heathen
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HOVAN RAWR
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They don’t want good white players, they just want white players.
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my quote’s on afroman’s funpost got scrubbed…shenanigans.
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I’ve pooped 4 times already this morning. what the fuck man
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get some pro-biotics in your diet
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will the real mitt romney plz stand up
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were you at sxsw bruh?
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nah
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blacked out for savannah’s st pats / did ridiculous shit
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lol
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Awesome
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He spits hot fire.
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Federal government is sticking its nose in local orlando business!
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Love the song. Love crunk period. The track’s dirty with a great beat. If it moves my hips I’m happy. Not sure I’d be interested in ‘sweaty balls’ (not very appealing, Lil Jon:). The song’s OBVIOUSLY about oral sex. The best line is “to the window to the wall”….a real turn on. As with many rap and crunk songs, it ain’t the woman ‘gettin’ it.” The songs are rather male-selfish, but if you’re able to overlook that the beat is well worth a listen.
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fox news posters are the best.
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Emperor Koon would make for a pretty great s/n
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Bonobama says,
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This is quite good
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They’re being ironic, right? Right…?
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you should ask them: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/03/17/sex-addicted-apes-on-brink-extinction-in-central-africa/?test=latestnews#comment
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welp, fox news even disabled the comments on that story
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sex addicted monkeys
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What the fuck dude this is a family site!
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He is waiting for Diablo 3
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OH GOD DIABLO 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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did you know they are putting in a sanctioned auction website for in game items… You can sell your loot to people for us dollars.
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wow really. shit just got real
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yes really
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I might go over to my parents house and see if I can find my old discs, I want some nostalgia
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http://cash4epics.com/ is a site that I might make.
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Sample transaction:
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Quality NCR equipment.
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You must be so excited to have a job that contributes to killing TrueBulls.
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Customer appreciation day is coming up. All hands on deck for that one!
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I was always a master trader way back in the day. I could transform a low dollar item into something really rare just by swapping a few times
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Am I the only one not buying into the Yankees hype? why are most people picking them to win the east? Pitching staff is a joke and their old lineup is 1 year older
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I could go either way with it, I feel like I’m rating them higher after saying the same thing last year then they went on to win the division. They led the league in batter days on the DL last year and still had a top 3 offense
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Yeah, did people forget they are built to destroy the regular season.
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ANDY PETTITE IS BACK!!!!
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So I made a custom heads up display for walking around town!
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youre from El Salvador?
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Si
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Wielding a gun increases a person’s bias to see guns in the hands of others, new research from the University of Notre Dame shows.
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Heston is rolling over in his grave as we speak
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I’d like to see a large userbase go on fox news websites and flag/report all sensible comments, so that all that’s left are the racist ones.
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What do you think they do as MSNBC all daY?
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I don’t know. I don’t browse MSM sites.
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God's Chosen One to Dallas,
Romo plays the 1st 3 quarters and God's Chosen One the 4th
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Good to see with Al Davis dead that Jerry Jones is doing his best to be the stupidest owner in any sport
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I wish that would happen.
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I don’t like nuts in cookies and brownies, it messing with the texture.
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Whats worst, men driving drunk or women driving on a cell phone
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Asians driving.
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I’d say they are the same, but if you change the womans race you could up the danger level
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Nuts in fudge is the worst.
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Agreed. I’m a texture guy and fudge is good because of it’s texture. Adding nuts destroys this.
Don’t get me wrong, I love nuts and they have their place, but it isn’t in fudge.
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I agree nuts and fudge should never mix
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Seems like a PupyD kind of place.
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Putting in my reservations now for when I’m down there in may.
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If you’re ever in Pensacola on business, a place called the Tuscan Oven is worth the find. Wood fired pizza that is incredible
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we just sent a tech there, I was in alaska
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We’re going on an Alaskan Cruise for our honeymoon. Any suggestions?
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hang out with puppy-d while in seattle and time it with the rays being in town.
Also, celebrity cruise lines, they don’t allow kids.
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rays are in seattle in august, you going next year or this year?
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Also, it’s an awesome cruise, alaska is pretty as hell and via cruise you dont have to interact with the locals.
Pretty much the only cruise in the world worth doing since you see everything from the water, which is a much different perspective. They sail out of SF, Seattle or Vancouver and just stay inside the islands all the way through. I don’t think they make it as far as the main part of alaska but the day trips are amazing. Hiking, kayaks etc. The pac-nw during the summer is like no other part of the world.
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lol
Yes, about 21% of Rep. Paul’s holdings are in real estate and roughly 14% in cash. But he owns no bonds or bond funds and has only 0.1% in stock funds. Furthermore, the stock funds that Rep. Paul does own are all “short,” or make bets against, U.S. stocks. One is a “double inverse” fund that, on a daily basis, goes up twice as much as its stock benchmark goes down.The remainder of Rep. Paul’s portfolio – fully 64% of his assets – is entirely in gold and silver mining stocks.
http://blogs.wsj.com/totalreturn/2011/12/21/the-ron-paul-portfolio/
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Piranha 3DD trailer NSFW
http://perezhilton.com/2012-03-20-red-band-trailer-for-piranha-3dd#.T2j8ZhEgd2A
looks hilariously bad (the last one delivard on that front)
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no, these guys know what they’re doing. first one was a masterpiece. this one looks like it might even match it. simply because the casting of Gary Busey.
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Ving Rhames is back with fake legs
gonna be epic
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yeah i wondered how they were gonna bring him back
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( I liked the first one)
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i know but you said ‘hilariously bad’. its not ‘bad’ when they succeeded at everything they attempted to do.
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I’d watch Busey fart on a snare drum
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Site is nothing without me.
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Shame on draysbay for deleting my aids education comment.
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what’s up doc
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How was Buc Em today?
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as bad as ever
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Nice!
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I’m tired of people sucking freemans dick,”he’s a top ten talent”, one guy said “don’t focus on his wins and losses focus on his stats” whatever wins are all that counts
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TNT! TNT! TNT! TNT!
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I love promoting God's Chosen One over there it really stirs em up
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You get banned?
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no but i expect a warning is coming in the near future
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Goddamn socialists.
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You didn’t do anything to deserve a warning!
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OTTOTD 3/9/12: Friday feels so good
I seriously can’t wait for baseball season. Might SRQ is up and buy another TV so I can play xbox and watch games at the same time.
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Fucking USF. Good job pissing away that game yesterday after you had it all but won.
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wide open layups are tough
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thEY LOST????
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Are you surprised? USF just isn’t a basketball school. They should move to the St. Pete campus, at least they care about their sports team.
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IF anyone wants to play some Black ops
send friend request to psn: methodman
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Must be nice to not have obligations during the day.
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SPRING BREAKKKKKK
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You’re good at words.
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why are asians given driver licenses
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I like the guy in the suit at the end, raising his hands, jumping up and down while looking at the other team’s bench, then he drops his arms and coldly stares before turning around. Fucking boss.
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classy skit for a classy town
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those silly Spaniards make some strange movies, Antonio Banderas kidnaps a man gives him a sex change and falls in love with him
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what the shit
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The skin I live in
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Hawt
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Boom: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/dicks-drive-in-7210891#comments best at shitty hamburgers too
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Do you have an Olive Garden where you live?
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in dsm. but never been there
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No great loss.
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Saw this last night. Fucking boom indeed.
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So residents of Seattle love eating dicks. Good to know.
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thats me listening to the radio when I’m driving
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Such a dumb ass.
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The guy with the white sleeves is the worst
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Nope Hedo is the worst.
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How heartbreaking was the look on Rubio’s face when he couldn’t go in for the final possession. Damn near cried.
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Also I hope everyone has been well.
Well, maybe not everyone.
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Fuck yeah, B group #2 on my Southwest flight
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Looks like someone is grinding a prestige today.
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That may just be in the works
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I may be on later if I don’t end up playing cards all night.
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You still want in to this fantasy league for a hundo?
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No thanks
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Though if y’all are still looking for someone in a week or two I may be interested.
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How about you buy an option for $20, you can roll it into the league fee if you eventually play but lose the money if you don’t?
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Now you’re speaking my language. Post a link to the league again and give me a day to think it over.
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“5 minutes late for first class…..
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Did you get my e-mail to the dhazebay address?
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I did, way too hungover to write a reply other than we good
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Awwwww that’s cute, you guys!
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Sandy ended it with xoxo
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Plz don’t be mad at me. I sorry rglass was mean to you.
Love,
FreeZo
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Oh come on that whole thing was hilarious, I mean Jacob Goldstein, come on
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The e-mail was funny and the Free Kazmir express was pwning glass. Going to the overlords can only have negative consequences on the more open spirited commenting. Strict rules benefit no one.
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Are strict rules being discussed again?
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Cool, all I was hoping you’d say. Danke.
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Name that user
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Judging by the broken link, bflii
Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
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goddamnit
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Oh, look. Warde is posting.
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My account was hacked
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looks like everyone is asleep
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You are the bear and the lion cub is Mars Volta.
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watch me resist
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https://twitter.com/#!/MileyCyrus/status/175326502718676992/photo/1
Kelli Richter @misskellimarie
@MileyCyrus wtf
17hAlesia Gammill @AlesiaJoG
@MileyCyrus so are you no longer a Christian? Forget Jesus??? Seriously?What has happened to you out there in the famous world? What????
Retweeted by Juan D. PerezS. Cam @Trip2MyHeart
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MILEY IS SO DEEP
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For PC? You probably need the BIOS file http://www.emuparadise.me/biosfiles/
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Im just bored at work
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You’re too good for ZSNES?
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“natural causes”
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It is a coincidence
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Oh noes, a guy that literally always left people hanging on some cryptic message leaves a cryptic message before dying
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BECAUSE ALIENS
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I like the story of his bar rendezvous just before his death. Wonder if he got to seal the deal first??
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Someone slipped something in his drink obvs
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OBAMA!!!!
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Originally posted by SalemBlue:
I’m sorry that he died, but I’m happy I won’t have to hear anymore nonsense from that narrow-minded, one-song, single-tracked conservative.People like him are scary and while they blame anyone who does not think like them, many of their philosophies and actions are hurting this countryyou realize you take out conservative and you described the president?
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Re: Was Andrew Breitbart assasinated?
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“SucktheseVols98″
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Packers scam fans for 70m lol
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HATTER GET ON THE SCENE TO VERIFY
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Hey, you guys want to get in on some trolling of a guy who knows the guy who make Obama death threats in Miami?
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Man, that really sounds dumb when I put it like that.
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Want to maybe see yourself out and try again later when you’ve had a chance to regroup?
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Nah. I don’t intend on revisiting this.
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Wise.
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http://movies.yahoo.com/news/scarlett-johansson-naked-shower-scene-making-psycho-135157418.html
THEYRE REMAKING PSYCHO
BASTARDS
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Again?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psycho_%281998_film%29
Remember, Anne Heche was hot back then because she was a crazy lesbian.
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I just want to see Scar jo titties
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Pretty sure you can do that now with some whimsical words into a google search field. I obviously can’t confirm right now, but I believe those puppies have already been unleashed.
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I want HD big screen ones
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This.
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I am flat out not looking forward to another Psycho. I hate the movie for personal reasons.
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I WANT TO SEE SCARLET JOHANSON TAKE A SHOWER.
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69 percent chance the store employees did it
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WHAT IF MY DAUGHTER HAD SEEN THAT!!!!!
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World’s oldest “yo momma” joke found. http://www.jpost.com/Features/InThespotlight/Article.aspx?id=257184
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Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA
On keeping Dwight Howard, Magic CEO Alex Martins tells Y!: “We’ve had good conversations with him, and with his people. That gives me hope.” 0-
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Ken Rosenthal
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Awake has some potential. Did anyone catch it?
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ambulamps
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NBC has been holding on to this show for almost a year, dumb.
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REPORT: The New Orleans Saints Have Been Found Guilty Of Paying Players To Injure Opponents
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/new-orleans-saints-bounty-program-2012-3#ixzz1nzcoQCUe
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What should I use for your email for for fantasy baseball?
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Doesn’t matter they are all an allias for one account.
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banish sean peyton from the nfl
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pretty sure he was targeted on the side line
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OTTOTD 2/23/2012
I almost miss wasting hours of my time posting on the internet.
(I do miss wasting hours of my life posting on the internet)
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So what have i missed in the world?
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Jack Krak Feb 23, 2012 3:10 AM
He grew up in the home of a multmillionaire father and had access to resources most people never have. There is no question that he can be described as having a privileged background. He’s on a full scholarship to a university as an athlete & doesn’t have to work or worry about paying bills.Do any of you liberal bed wetters want to tell me again how TrueBulls are disproportionately involved in violence and the justice system because of poverty and discrimination?
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AFFIRMATIVE ACTION DERP!
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“Good aftanoon, ma names James, you wants fries wit day big mac?” 0
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Wilder, 19, is charged with battery of an officer, firefighter or EMT and resisting an officer with violence, said Kathryn Hertz, a correctional officer with the Leon County Sheriff’s Office. He was released on $2,000 bail. An after-hours phone call to Kerwin Lonzo, the Seminoles’ sports information director for football, was not returned.
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You can take the thug out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the thug. It’s in his genes and you can see it all over him.
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Unfortunately, most need the playbook to reference rather than the majority that already “know”
Definitely. These people only know violence and anger, so instincts take over and he starts defending his turf as if the police were some rival gang taking his property. He’ll always be like this; it’s only a matter of time before he’s shot.
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“Oy been faheytin fah tha last seven ye-ahs, an’ oy’m naht gonna let no food truck choke me aht” – Owner of Monstah Lobstah
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Fightin’?
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That’s what I thought
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Its sounds Irish, not Racist Red Sox Fans
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I don’t understand; he’s setting up a lot specifically to park food trucks in. I assume he’s charging a lot fee? Is that how he’s going to prevent them from taking his business? I don’t know how catering to your competition does that at all.
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Hi, I’m a reputable local business, and I just want to take a moment to invite you down to my location so that you can perform commerce with several of my competitors!
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Food trucks are the worst.
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So which FA is going to use the Bucs as leverage this offseason?
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Courtesy of Ben Tumbling
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Sup boy-o’s
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Getting ready for the Game of the Century
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Lin vs Bron?
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Knicks looked pretty good last night, though I was mostly watching the Cuse game.
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It was the Hawks
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Yeah, but the ball movement was really nice to see. The final score was closer than most of the game and Melo seemed like he can coexist with Lin and Amare and Fields. We’ll see how the egos react after a loss, but they look better than the Celtics and Magic which puts them 3rd best in the East.
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I don’t believe we know what they are now. I don’t think it matters who the 3rd best team in the East is since the Heat or Bulls are winning it.
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Cork Gaines @CorkGaines Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
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Dude’s a legend.
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I see ZimBear now has a Twitter?
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What doesn’t have one?
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Slimer?
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No Slimer
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T-Train not working out at combine
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Didn’t want to break any records
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Clue me in on Settlers of Catan:
How many people can play?
How long is the game?
How difficult is the learning curve?
Would a lady have fun playing?
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Google.com
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Forgive me for trusting the opinions of people here over googtards.
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What Puppy said
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it’s fun. 4 for regular 6 for the expansion, A round of regular should take about 2 hours, unless you play with Top Gun Numba Fun who spends 2 hours a turn begging for trades until someone gives in just to keep the game going. Ladies might have fun, but it’s a math/strategy game. Easy to learn, difficult to master.
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Woah…. clean life?
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Looking for games that me and the girl can play. Her not playing any video games is a severe personality flaw.
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Mario Party!
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She likes Zynga games, but her fear of failure makes it so that she can’t play anything with a controller because it’s foreign.
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Wii-mote is kinda like a dick/vibrator. Also Zynga is fucking horrible. Do you have a wii or just PS3?
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PS3 and original xbox, though I do have the Move there just aren’t any decent looking games for it, still
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I’ll give credit to the Bulls last night as they played a pretty solid game against Cuse except for the 12 minutes they went without scoring a point. Fitzpatrick or whatever can really stroke the 3 and they play really solid defense inside and on the perimeter. Syracuse was just too deep of a team with their own extremely good defense and once they realized they had to slash into the paint with Waiters, Fair, and Scoop it was all over, but exciting game and we were biting nails for the first 10 minutes.
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Police: Elijah Dukes tried to eat bag of pot during traffic stop
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Fly Eli!!!!!!
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Tampa doesn’t know how to treat athletes with the proper respect.
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I love how pot is a big deal in the state of Florida. Under an ounce here is a $30 fine akin to a parking ticket.
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GATEWAY DRUG!!!!
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I long for the day its legal. I mean its so harmless. Crime will go down cause TrueBulls will be smokin so much dope
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drugs will never be legal, because all of the cops, probation/parole officers, correction officers, judges, lawyers etc., would all be out of work, crime is a big business,
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weed is not a drug
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all those people i listed above would disagree with you
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all people with tight buttholes
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Things Ward likes:
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No, no they wouldn’t. Being in those jobs doesn’t automatically make you retarded.
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There are some non-retards, but you’re really got to look for them.
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@SK.
No I think they should spend more time going undercover in high schools and enticing kids to buy pot and then arresting them for it.
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The weed industry would be just as big
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Yarp.
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I don’t understand why everyone can’t just grow two plants for home consumption.
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Check out this hot new jam
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They’ll jump you up and down.
They’ll carry you all around and ’round.
Just as soon as your back is turned,
they’ll be tryin’ to cut you down.
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Rick Stroud@NFLSTROUDReply
Raheem Morris, now the Redskins DBs coach, tore a patellar tendon in his knee recently playing basketball, according to sources at combine 0-
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P Brady you homosex, why aren’t you working at Taco Bus
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They offered me 8 hours a week, I passed
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You can hold multiple jobs you know
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I just really didn’t see the point, bus fare too expensive yo.
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None of this goes very far towards explaining why I’m not getting discounted tacos
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In a few months I’ll get a car and I can give you your precious tacos toppah-chan <3
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I’ve been on this train a long time, young man.
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Taco Bus St. Pete Staff Breakdown:
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Don’t do meth, you guys.
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2 out of every 2.
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I will try taco bus while in Clearwater. Then proceed to inform patrons around me of it’s mediocre quality.
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“You call this cochinita pibil! In Sunny Seattle, we watch the pigs get slaughtered before they make our burritos”
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If I don’t know the animals name that I am eating. It’s not a good venue to eat at.
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Get the lengua
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Ron Paul going to give all his delegates to Mitt Romney.
The libertarians are going to be sad.
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Nah, he’ll give them to Gingrich
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As long as their brain stem is intact, the homeostatic functions of the chicken will continue to operate. By removing the cerebral cortex of the chicken, its sensory perceptions are removed. It can be produced in a denser condition while remaining alive, and oblivious.
The feet will also be removed so the body of the chicken can be packed together in a dense volume.Food, water and air are delivered via an arterial network and excreta is removed in the same manner. Around 1000 chickens will be packed into each ‘leaf’, which forms part of a moving, productive system.
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Fuck yeah, I’m sick of paying so much for chicken, it should cost like 8 cents a pound
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when I was kid chicken was cheap as hell only poor people ate it, then suddenly it was good for you and the price went through the roof
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‘things old people say’
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whats yer point?
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I could give a fuck about humane, it’s a chicken, it doesn’t have feelings. It evolved to be food
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Sound science!
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the matrix glop
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Gonna buy me one one them HTC inspires from ATT for a penny!
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Meat up achieved
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You fucked Dickie?
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SRQ Dropped by the office
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how human was he
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Just as I imagine all of you, shorter than me
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I’m 6’1 how tall are you?
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I’m taller than everyone on here not named Dobber.
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Also, the only truebull.
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I imagine all of you to look just like the cast of revenge of the nerds
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Other than me, pretty much.
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what makes you so different
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Melanin
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you mean the chemical that the chinese use to poison their milk?
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[No]
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I won’t support this racism.
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is it a japanese monster movie godzilla vs melanin?
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He’s been waiting a long time for this.
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It’s Dickie’s mission to meat all of us one by one. Or two on one if you count the time he met me and Sutty at the same time.
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He just sidled into my office, I was busy listening to the replacements and doing my crossword
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WAR EAGLE!
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Gorillaz – DoYaThing (Feat. James Murphy & Andre 3000)
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their last album was underwhelming.
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Class cancelled time to nap
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dcbucsfan is retarded and its annoying as hell
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oh you caught onto that?
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I’ve known it for a long time but now he’s just plain annoying
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joe bucs fan loves the drudgereport
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Sai, go drop a line in the fantasy baseball thread on drb so your league can e-mail you:
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EVAN IS SO DUMB YOU GUYS, HE’S SETTLING. YUCK!!
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that sweatband is awkwardly placed. shit stylist for this shoot
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she is using it to cover that bucfanlostiniowa tattoo on her wrist
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She oooooooooooold
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You duuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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literally 10 years older than me
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And?
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Why commit to that?
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I guess i can see your point of view, when i was 21 i banged a lot of strippers in their 30′s and i can remember at the time thinking “damn this bitch is old”, but they were always better fucks than the girls my own age
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Top Gun Numba Fun likes them old, i like them young. Men have different taste. Tosh put it correctly last episode. “I wouldn’t have sex with a women over 30, correction. I wouldn’t have sex with a women”
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No less than three completely unsurprising tid bits in this statement.
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no real women
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fake women are better?
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no anime
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Part of her is fake
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I really don’t think she’s that great.
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I’ve had mexican whores that were better than her.
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So the Air Force prohibits facial hair…but I wont be like “in” the Air Force with this job (more for the AF)…so can I grow my beard back or what?
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Wow I really do look like Ron Swanson with just the mustache…time for the rest of it to go.
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CONFESSION NIGHT GUYS!!!!!
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Jodiann Crooks @JodiBrezz8
#confessionNight i have no patients for b.s.
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Evan Longoria @Evan3Longoria
Redheads do ____ better! Insert your word…………..here! Night twitter
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He’s the worst.
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At least he is good at baseball
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Thank goodness.
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ALEX MORGAN!
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hrm
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I dont care she is a surfboard. Evan should have gone to her
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GREAT meat up today!
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I dont like the pop ins
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This used to be Evan’s girl
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She’s Matt Walsh’s sloppy seconds. She’s from Gville
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When did this become Rays Index 2.0?
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2/23/12
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She the pregnant one?
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anybody watched this yet?
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Great Facebook status
it’s days like this that make me think why not just drop out and become an escort/stripper? It would be SO much easier……one of my profs basically just shit on me because I missed ONE of his classes, like darling i’ve gotten A’s on all of your tests so why does it matter if I actually show up to your mediocre class that I only need for gen ed?
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I’ll meat up with you if you you tell her she doesn’t have the body for it.
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You blew it, Dickie.
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Sorry
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Could have had something special.
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darling
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She’s got spunk.
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Yes, the black community who commit violence against each other are SO sophisticated and intelligent that they read SLATE and debate the quality of olive oils and the latest David Foster Wallace books–didn’t you know? LOL. They have their brains so far up their gold-chained teef that they have never read a decent magazine in their lives
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OTTOTD 2/21/12 Waking up 15 mins before the alarm goes off is the worst
That’s 15 mins of sleep I could have had. Now it’s gone. Way to go.
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Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS
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Greg Oden, Microfracture Knee Surgery, done for the year. LOL, coulda had Kevin Durant.
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VICTORY
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“I can’t do nothing about what he said … just go out and play,” Crawford told the Boston Globe. “It was unfortunate he feels that way. It”s nothing for me to say to him. I wasn’t happy about it. I was a little surprised to hear the comments but you know it’s unfortunate he feels that way. Wish those words hadn’t came out.”
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I watched that last night, great stuff.
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So good, haters can hate, but Tracy Morgan is a man.
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Punta Gorda Feb 20, 2012 8:13 PM
Hey Joe, if you always have to portray yourself as the smartest guy in the room, you’ve got a big ego. The hair color change is another ego centric thing.
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They’re all 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII
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Leave it to FMG to bring back internet memes from 2007.
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WELL CLEARLY I MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME AROUND
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Keep that in mind the next time I post an image about watermelons that’s a couple of weeks old.
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A little slow to the punch on this one, but:
http://www.tampabay.com/news/business/rock-n-roll-races-numbers-fall-short-in-st-petersburg/1216304
Teabagger288 Feb 21, 2012 10:24 AM
Once again, attendance in the Tampa Bay area is a problem for a major sporting event. St. Pete just isn’t a marathon town. They should move to Tampa since those guys know how to support their local sports teams.
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THIS PLACE IS A MADHOUSE, I CAN’T KEEP UP!!!
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My tie clip looks so fucking good today.
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The girl at Walgreens this morning who rang up my yogurt eye fucked the shit out of me.
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I usually just whip it out when that happens.
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“I’ve got to rush back to the internet and tell my friends!”
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So what’s up with fantasy baseball?
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My team bawss
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I went to change my team name but it said you have to reactivate the league.
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Your team has to be named Greg’s Flaming Cocksuckers or I’m not playing.
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Luke Scott’s TrueBull Roundup Squad. Sorry to disappoint.
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Thanks.
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In the meantime, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39VXuviqD9w
check this out that has all the major prospect rankings. I’ve also included the standard deviation so you can get an idea of which guys are all over the place across the different boards:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhdYS83t3IB7dGVnRDZIbXRfQ0UtSFM4bmJvRGpucnc#gid=0
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I am in TV nirvana right now. Walking Dead in full stride, excitement building for Game of Thrones, Justified killing it, House of Lies the best new show on TV, just started Breaking Bad Season 3 and finished Mad Men Season 1 on Netflix.
I may just quit life and watch TV. I HAVEN’T SCRATCHED THE SURFACE OF HBO GO YET!!
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And Luck finally starting to not be AS awful and showing some hoots. Little irish hoots.
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Shameless also solid. Wanna ram Jasmine’s head through my headboard. In a good way.
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i do think Modern Family is awful this year though, as I have grown to hate Sofia Vergara’s character.
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The River is ok. Just ok. I quit Alcatraz.
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Archer and The Office have both been kind of meh.
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I like SVU here and there but I certainly haven’t kept up.
Only so much kid-fucking I can handle.
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How many episodes should I give Game of Thrones. I saw the pilot and wasn’t too impressed.
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All of them. Give it all of them.
Slow start but that shit is sooooooo good.
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Lakers are interested in Beasley. LULZ
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What do the Wolves need, because they have the makings of fantastic team with the two superstars, but I can’t put my finger on what they need. K-Love’s all around game makes it so that they don’t really need a 3P guy and he’s so good inside that they don’t need a center. His flexibility means they can probably just go out and get a good player that excels at one thing and they’ll be a nasty powerhouse.
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Yarp.
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JJ or J-Rich would probably help in exchange for a pick or salary relief but it’s probably too short term and not enough to interest the worlves
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lol Wolves would be stupid to trade for J-Rich.
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I’m going to you because I’m not as hip on the NBA, bear with me here dickie
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I like to call it the NBT – National Baksetball Tribe!
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How about JJ?
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How was Rum Diary?
Thinking of watching that tonight.
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Book was excellent, not sure on the flick
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Shockingly enough, I’m not a huge fan of Depp.
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I’m serious that I’d like to see him and Burton collabo on a Candyland the boardgame the movie just like Battleship the boardgame the movie. Make it dark as fudge. SEE WHAT I DID THERE
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I always found Candyland to be creepy.
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What is the OTTOTD official thought on Buster not blocking the plate? Cause he a bitch
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Shoulda drafted him
fire friedman
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sptimes banned all my accounts and emailed me a list of everything I posted. I’m actually ashamed.
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I think my racist meta posting went a bit too far.
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Who would have seen that coming?
head&shoulders’ former e-marketing department.
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I legit hated whoever that was. I actually think the sptimes is a good newspaper.
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Impossible.
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Look what you’ve done:
Love,
SPT
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Please post.
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The whole email. I’m curious what their commentary on it is.
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well it was passed around 3 editors.
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Like they were CC’d on it, or they all had commentary on it?
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cc’d
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You should probably C+P the entire thing here
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Yes, do this. I need to know the context of said list.
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I don’t know. I’m legit upset with myself over it.
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You’ll get over it after you have some poached dodo eggs for lunch washed down with dragon’s blood or whatever you richers do
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No way, bro. We all know you’re a great person.
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“person”
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What did the email say besides just listing your posts?
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they commented on some of the posts.
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Like post by post?
Oh, that is great. This is a must- see.
Have you responded?
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I agree. You must post this.
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C’MON MAANNNNN
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I’ll email it to people that want it. Email putupyourdukes@dhazebay.com if you want to see the email chain.
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I’d prefer that you not copy/paste the email anywhere and I will blur out real names.
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That’s something to be proud of, boyo, don’t take any guff from those swine
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Just emailed you.
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Oh come on. Sack up and post it here.
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Agreed. Doesn’t even look human.
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It’s just so BIG.
But then again, you don’t find Jennifer Aniston attractive, soo….
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it’s just her face i don’t like.
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You’re right. Yuck!
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SHE’S SO FAT!
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EWWWWWW!!!!
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GRODY!!!
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We’ve already established he likes bodybuilding amazonian women.
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T/F?
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My garbage man’s name is Greg and the driver of the truck is also Greg
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Puppy D- Either post the damn email or private message us on FB so we can read it. Those are your only two options.
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Is this for FBB?
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What?
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Nevermind i mssed a subthread
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Crackin’ up over here at this email chain
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If anyone is a better troll than Puppy D, I’d love to see it.
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Agreed
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but some of them, woof, I hope I was drinking (I wasn’t)
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[referring to predominantly minority neighborhoods in St. Petersburg]
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Clearly you’re just looking for someone to pos your neg hole.
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diapper looking to sell some scripts
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going to see the Dr. today. Gonna see what he has to say. Ima tell him straight up i havnt been able to sleep at all the last few nights because of coughing, sweating, chils
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diabetes is back
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DIABEETUS STRIKES AGAIN
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Can someone email me the puppy-d email?
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Superb work Puppy-D. Thanks.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old man in a suit and tie walking home. Had a nice watch, should I be a gold digger?
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You should say, “Governor Scott, I appreciate your advances, but you’re a married man. Oh you tehehe. Take me to bed or lose me forever.”
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uh yes. 69 percent chance he works for the romney or santorum for 2012 campaign. Blackmail is a beautiful thing.
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I am OTTOTD’s Political “In”sider, eat your heart out PLK~!
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He dead
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R.I.P. KENNEDY TWINS
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PLK refuses to associate himself with me anymore.
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Did you ask them to give you an overall score for your comments?
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Good thing the Lightning signed Vinny Levacavlier for the next 30 years
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Gotta pick up the slack. RIP PUYD/Mtn. Dougie
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Marc Topkin @TBTimes_Rays Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
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Eh I wouldnt date a nude model if I were him, why not get someone that isnt naked all over the internet
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Look at you giving advice to a man living one of the greatest lives imaginable, at least she’s not a giant whore like Jeff Garcia’s marriage of convenience.
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He get pull a fine girl thats not a whore…so why not?
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Warde, I played this same card with Gronk and that blonde pornstar back on DRB.
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Sara Thomas?
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Structured the sentence poorly, but Bibi Jones/Sarah Thomas… same difference.
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They’re both alcoholics.
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What? Jeff garcia is gay?
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No way!
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it’s pretty sad that people like jeff garcia and bruno mars have to hide their sexuality
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i can see Garcia wanting to hide it, but an entertainer really has no reason to hide it
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he needs to get big before he can come out.
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Takes one to know one. AMIRITE?
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So your mother is really a man?
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Not only can you not properly make a grilled cheese, you also have no clue about women.
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You make no sense
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Sorry, but he’s right.
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She is 33 years old….
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whats wrong with being naked at 33?
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Holy shit. For real? That’s a smoking 33.
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….I dont know why he is settling, it makes me think he is not a cool
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don’t ever underestimate a chick who really know how to suck a dick, 33yo single mom=BEST BLOW JOB EVER
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Yes and a 23 yo would look better
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Are we talking about what you can get or what Schlongo can get
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Maybe long is tired of teaching girls how to fuck. Maybe this chick is super orgasmic.
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It seems more official, im mean why come out and declare publicly that this is my gf
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when you’re young you should date/fuck as many strippers/whores as you can, like you know in the hundreds, someday you will be old and ugly and you won’t be able to fuck anybody, and you need those memories to make it through to the bitter end
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Poor PupyD. Make some fucking alts and get back on that wagon like a real man.
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The offending comment: “The “child’s” name is missing. The only question is whether it was Tyrone or Quanesha”
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I JUST WONDERING WHY HIS STANDARDS ARE SO LOW
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IMO she is one of the most attractive people I’ve ever seen.
YEAH, I SAID IT.
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http://www.earthcam.com/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/
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Job interview on Friday for the contracting job at MacDill AFB
shave the full beard?
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just chillin listening to sigur ros lol
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I am also listening to whale sounds
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it came on the internet radio, i wouldn’t actively seek it out.
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this is one of the best songs ever
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[referring to predominantly minority neighborhoods in St. Petersburg]
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I run and testify to coloreds with nothing but a Bible and.357 to protect me.
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Religion is beyond the scope of this blog and isn’t to be discussed here. It says so in the community guidelines.
Orlando Pinstriped Post: Blogging the Orlando Magic with Energy and Enthusiasm Since 2007 | Third Quarter Collapse Is Now Orlando Pinstriped Post | Orlando Pinstriped Post Online Store
by Evan Dunlap on Feb 20, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Then please edit the article so that it’s not offensive to my people. I’m sure you’d have no problem editing if it saidJesus Christ was a rapist.
I got away from the one thing that kept me on the straight and narrow, and that was my relationship with the Lord
by Sandy Kazmir on Feb 21, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Fixed the typo.Orlando Pinstriped Post: Blogging the Orlando Magic with Energy and Enthusiasm Since 2007 | Third Quarter Collapse Is Now Orlando Pinstriped Post | Orlando Pinstriped Post Online Store
by Evan Dunlap on Feb 20, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Type, my assYou’re lucky I don’t take this to my lawyer buddies and have you removed from the site. First Two Inches of Pain, now this.
I got away from the one thing that kept me on the straight and narrow, and that was my relationship with the Lord
by Sandy Kazmir on Feb 21, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
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GONNA TAKE THIS TO MY LAWYER BUDDIES, BUB!
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who is this jap?
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Dice-K
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and I thought I looked homeless
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I love the earnest lectures in reply to “IT’S FROM A TV SHOW!!!”
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Why hello there boys
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Thank God you’re okay.
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or the fear of spending a bunch of money on useless things
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being broke is the real reason you got me
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you say this every time lol, do you not see me tweeting? Been busy trying to get a jorb.
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I don’t go on twitter very often.
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I kept expecting to see your face on Nancy Grace. “He always liked the beach”
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Last seen regaling the locals with a pitch perfect popular sportscaster’s impression.
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“hi I am bill clinton, I believe we are going to use that bed”
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HEY THERE
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Hattyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I was just tweetin you dude.
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I know looks like moss, or something not food related
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They squeal like that all the time.
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They’re just excited to be going on a ride.
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They’ll be squealing with laughter during your heart attack.
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no not really, i only eat bacon maybe once a week or less
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You live in Iowa. You’re going to have a heart attack.
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Sometimes being awake sucks.
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Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton said Wednesday that he’s committed to figuring out why he had another alcohol relapse and is undergoing what he called a “Josh Hamilton makeover.”
Hamilton appeared on “Glenn Beck” on GBTV.com with guest host Dr. James Robison, Hamilton’s pastor with LIFE Outreach, a Christian ministry based in Euless, Texas
The slugger, who told Robison he’s going to “one-on-one” counseling sessions, said when he had his last relapse, in January 2009 in Tempe, Ariz., that he thought things would be fine and that he’d get on with his life.
“This time it’s not just, ‘OK, it happened, we’ll move past it and maybe it won’t happen again,’” said Hamilton, who said he’s also attending counseling sessions with his wife, Katie. “We want to find out why it continues to happen. Whether it’s things in my life — stress, home things, whatever the case — those things might be a trigger.”
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WHO SAID HE DID THAT?!!?
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620 WDAE Town Hall Meeting with Joey Madds for the next hour, it’s on I Heart Radio if you aren’t in the area, would love to shoot the shit about this
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RONNY D!!!!
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I hope Williams brings RUBIOOOOOOOOOO
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Why no “Future of the NBA”?! also fuck Lebron
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Fareed? Jeremy Evans?
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The world needs Javale McGee and his mom at the dunk contest
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No way, save him for the Skills Competition
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If elected, this would confirm that the people of Massachussetts do not deserve to be in the Union. As a state, they are the dumbest electorate by far for the last 60 years.
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Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN
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I meant his final solution
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Barrel roll
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What they were dealing with the night of Feb. 4 was the Piggyback Bandit – Sherwin Shayegan of Bothell, Wash., a 28-year-old man who ingratiates himself with high school sports teams, then hoists his 5-foot-8, 240-pound frame onto the backs of the student athletes.
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/W-Washingtons-Piggyback-Bandit-banned-in-5-states-139437403.html
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Today must be “Post Shit That’s Already Been Posted Day”
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When was this posted?
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WELL THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY WATERMELON PICTURES ON THE INTERNET, SO WHICH IS IT? THIS PICTURE, OR ONE LIKE THIS ONE BUT NOT EXACTLY THIS ONE WHICH WOULD MAKE THIS AN ORIGINAL POST?
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When you cry do your tears come out in jalapeno flavor or motor oil?
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tobasco
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Will • Fairfield, Connecticut • 13 minutes ago
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ICP lyric right thurr
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Getting a new TV fucked my MW3 game up. Had to turn the sensitivity down to be even close to as baller as before.
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If you dont play atleast high sensitivity you wont do well
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You’re dumb. I had it on 4, moved it down to 2 and my stats shot back up.
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I play on 8 bruh
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FMG, like in racing, its all about throttle control. fool
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HuntsvegasWhy do we Support Israel?
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Military Industrial Complex… Them buying weapons from us is a huge part of the MIC that is the backbone of our economy. We don’t really give a damn about democracy in the Middle East, we just give a damn about stability. We support all the countries there that are stable (Democracies, Dictatorships, Kingdoms…), and play by our rules (sorry Iran). The Middle East buying weapons from us, and pricing their Oil in our Dollars is very important.
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Because the same people control both placesPlease tell me you didn’t say this.
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It stars real high school dropouts
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Justified talk:
WTF about Raylin in the tub in episode 5? WTF? Getting a little ridiculous. The Dewey stuff was pretty awesome and I liked all of the Boyd angle, but WTF Raylin? Bordering on unbelievable and I don’t think I can suspend belief if it gets any more ridiculous.
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Yes, madame President?
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Zach G?
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Tobacco Free Florida
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THANKS FOR THE NANNY STATE OBAMMER
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It’s terrible because the same could be said for a shit ton of clothing brands.
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TIM God's Chosen One IS THE BEST!
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HE ACTUALLY WON A PLAYOFF GAME THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!
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You know who didn’t win a playoff game? A black QB.
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Rush Limbaugh was right.
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I’d say most of the time.
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He’s still got a starting job while McNapp is applying to McDonalds
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Limbaugh’s personality unfortunately detracts from his ideas, which are sound. Yeah, he’s a little over the top, but HE’S A RADIO PERSONALITY. If you’re trying to fill hours of air time a day, you have to be a little wild. People always pay more attention to style over substance.
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The problem is rarely the mouthpiece for the insanity, but the folks that parrot it as if it’s gospel instead of the entertainment that it truly is.
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The country would be in a lot better shape if people listened to Limbaugh the philosopher, economist, moralist and not Limbaugh the DJ.
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I’m not offended. It’s just not funny.
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I don’t think you understand how memes work
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lolcats! are ho larious
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me irl, except I just wear it to the mall
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ArreliousBenn He knocking on the door don’t let the devil in!
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Any guesses why Colbert Report suspended taping?
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Sick mother I heard
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J. Damon’s swings from 2007 – 10 compared to 2011. Any questions.
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He really wants 3000 hits
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Has nobody considered that he might be trying to set an example for Upton? As a veteran leader, he might have been teaching B.J. a thing or two about taking the bat off the shoulder once in a while.
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“Sometimes being awake sucks”
You’ll get through it, big guy. Just need to get our hands on some pervert.
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This whole contraception debate is just so new-fangled, says billionaire investor and mega-funder to the super PAC supporting former Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) for President, Foster Friess.
In a simpler time, there were other ways to deal with female sexual desire. “Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly,” he said Thursday on MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell Reports, setting the host back for moment.
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I once had a girls father say this to me in those exact words when I picked her up for a date
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that’s amazing
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This girl’s family was not into a mainstream religion, if you know I’m talking about
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Remember that guy.
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To celebrate turning 60, Foster Friess asked his friends to recommend their favorite charities that would get birthday gifts from him. Several weeks before his sixtieth birthday, Foster Friess, Chairman of Jackson, Wyoming based Friess Associates, which manages over $8 billion, including Brandywine Funds, sent out party invitations that included unusual instructions.
The invitees were told Friess would only accept one of three gifts for his birthday: a 25,000 acre cattle ranch, a $10 million Citation Jet, or recommendations for a charitable donation to their favorite organization, provided it fulfilled the spirit of Galatians 6:2 – “Bear ye one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ.” The letter also asked guests to write something about their charities.
At the party, Friess would select the most worthy organization of a $60,000 gift – $1000 for each year of his life. “I thought it would be fun to find out what my friends were doing and to help grassroots charities,” he recalls Midway through dinner, Friess told three of the 200 guests they were finalists for the $60,000 gift and invited them to the dais to describe their work with their designated charities. 0-
im sure he’s self made
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actual investment bankers/wall street people
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Foster Friess is not a billionaire.
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DC-3 are great planes
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When the Seattle mets take the ice again, will they raise the 1917 and 1919 banners? I heard they fly forever?
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What the fuck does this mean
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stpete.gif
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Retard doesn’t know what show this is from
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The Wire?
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That was quick.
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Clearly I wasn’t working or anything.
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Are the red hats settling in for dinner already?
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6 for 9 on unsatisfactory tipping.
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I imagine the after church hat wearers are even worse.
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(Cuz the TrueBulls wear hats to church and they’re lousy tippers)
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Such lousy tippers!
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Bodie i believe
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MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors Close
MLBTR Seeking Comment Moderators bit.ly/wmOxyh #mlb 0-
I know one Sissy Cuck for the job
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My 7 year old just yelled “it’s payback time” as he gleefully guns people down
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Put him back in the cage and givehim a book
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at least he’s not wearing that fucking headset and talking to people today
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Dont give him a headset in the first place
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Not B-Fly’s fault that government subsidies provided his child with a headset
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What’s his gamertag?
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LooseBHoller
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When are you getting a major league clan tag?
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You don’t like Bhol?
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I’ll give it a 4/20. Callsign is poppin’ though.
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Youngcuck99?
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he’s fucking 7
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A seven year old or seven slutwives?
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maybe someday soon I’ll start playing video games again, when i do I’ll give you mine
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either theleastweasel or prissybutpowerful97
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true story: the other day i asked my 12 year old who his little brother was talking to his exact words “probably some online predator”
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2nd question. Does he have kinect?
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yeah but never uses it
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Might I recommend The Plague
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mitch levy
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Traded Durant and Westbrook for Diaw and Diop.
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THE FRENCH CONNECTION!
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69 percent chance the hornets will be playing in the key arena next year while their 420million dollar arena is getting built.
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If you don’t make your grilled cheese sandos with pepper jack or colby jack cheese then you’re doing it wrong
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Or havarti
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Swizz Cheez
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The only sandwich that should have melted Swiss is a patty melt.
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I put a tomato in there
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You are a monster of the worst kind.
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Dude you melted a slab of cheese on a filet.
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“slab”
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“smothered”
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I SAID SMOTHERED WAS A BIT MUCH. It was a 1×1 inch, somewhat thinly sliced piece of cheese.
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F you its taste good
some times I put pesto on there
MONSTER MASH
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Music and food: two things you’re terrible at
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I bet you flip a grilled cheese like a slowinski and dont cook both sides at once
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I do this because I use a cast iron skillet. I don’t use a Foreman grill anymore because I’m not a college student or a poor.
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Cast iron ftw
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No. Both sides down in the pan and just bring them together
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jesus you are the dumbest motherfucker I’ve ever chatted with on the interwebz
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IM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO COOK IT PROPERLY
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Why would anyone do this?
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EVEN MELTING DUMBSHIT
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HALF THE COOKING TIME
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NO RISK OF LOSING THE TOP ON THE FLIP
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@pmcy exactly.
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You guys are retarded
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@warde you dumb as fuck, ninja. If you weren’t a dumb gay baby it wouldn’t be an issue
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If you cook it properly, you don’t lose the top. DON’T COOK YOUR SHIT ON HIGH HEAT.
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yeah im dumb, this is how they do it in restaurants morons
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with bacon on marbled rye
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1 cheese slice (real cheese not that cheap nasty processed garbage) then a few slices of corned beef, salami, pastrami or any cured meat followed by another cheese slice. Any bread will do. But if you cut the crust off you’re a monster.
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i like pepper jack and sharp cheddar mix on wheat or rye
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I’ve been using Natures Own Bagel Thins lately. They are very good.
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Just made a grilled cheese, two slices of deli ham, two slices of pepperjack, had to use wheat bread, was out of rye,used a stainless steel skillet with copper coated back, pre-heated the skillet for a couple minutes, had both slices already buttered,with real butter, cooked one side, flipped it cooked the other side, anybody got a problem with that
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If you feel the need to use the adjective “real” when talking about butter you’re probably a garbage monster
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I’d watch
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Shes a bona fide BBW
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Dating some 36 y/o hipster FAIL
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Tossing my chicken in this tonight
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Dont forget the ketchup you hillbilly
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do you buy everything from krafT?
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Best owners, best city, best products
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Corp headquarters in the best city in the best state
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Bucs are getting turned down by college position coaches for the def. coord. job.
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Glazer$
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THat indian head offends me, im going to complian on the Seattle Tribe’s behalf
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MIAMI — Running back Jerome Messam, a 1,000-yard rusher in the Canadian Football League last year, has signed with the Miami Dolphins.
The Canadian Press reported that the 6-foot-3, 245-pound Messam signed a three-year deal.
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Too ethnic for Tampa
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Here’s the deal 300 mill for the stadium. All private money. 200 mill to attract two teams.
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Sounds too cheap to be true
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too cheap?
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300mm for a stadium?
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500 mill total. 300 in cash, 200 mil in a loan from the city paid back with rent/ticket sales. The investment group will be liable for the loan payments.
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Hansen owns the property, right?
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Yes, he already bought it.
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looks like he’s taking that two inches of pain pretty good
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ROLE REVERSAL! Since Kobe usually gives the pain out
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i always figure he was on the down low
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well, this is thrilling
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womp womp womp
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Everybody get some sweet, sweet anal for V-Day yesterday?
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Had a sweet bottle of Malbec with dinner, some Makers and a 90 Minute prior to that, had one of the best dinners of my life, did not get sweet anal.
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A dec bottle of Pinot Grigio at dinner (sushi), another glass of a Chardonnay we had open in the fridge when I got home… where we watched Luck and The River and fell asleep.
#marriedvday
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malbec is the best red grape.
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Went really well with the filet
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I actually don’t like anal, but I got my dick wet.
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YOU WHAT???
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He took a piss after he masturbated
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Bama boy gotta protect the cup better than that, little man shoulda been put on his ass
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Making this lull in sports quite fun.
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basketball is fantastic, you’re dumb
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The time of year where there is only regular season basketball and hockey is inarguably the worst time of the sports year.
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March is great.
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WRESTLEMANIA
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NEW YORK. BEST TEAM. BEST FANS. BEST CITY. WORLDWIDE.
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first time an asian has been good at basketball ever.
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Yao Ming!
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lololololol
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Good Lord
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Probably because he is the first Asian basketball player that has accepted our one true lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
God smote Yao with injuries
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You’d think they would have better defense on the final play.
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The Raptors stay the Raptors #suckforlucknba
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I watched the first quarter and he looked like shit. Bunch of turnovers, bad shot selection with expected results, missed the end, but he must have gotten it going as he shot almost 50% again with a ton of points and dishes. I wonder if he’s just in better shape than other guys or more cerebral that he makes better adjustments in the second half.
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has anyone actually evaluated his game
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Has trouble = doesn’t. ever.
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No when he does it doesn’t go well.
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Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless
Two Inches of Pain saga IS getting Tebowesque. Took over late, 3 to win it at :05! Said he loves the pressure. Even thanked Lord&Savior Jesus Christ 0
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YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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has this replaced raymond yet?
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I approve.
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I hate that DJ Kitty has stolen all the glory that should have gone to Rap Cat
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Not to mention the oft-forgotten Rape Cat.
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I hate all this living in the past here, like we all haven’t done the same thing
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He’s watching you
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Rape eyes
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preachITbrotha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjfbS_Kj-J0
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Everyone see the Blazers suffer another injury to a star player?
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Greg oden’s out?
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Aldridge sprained his ankle
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Did Top Gun Numba Fun trade him or for him in that awful deal with Sai?
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He got Rose/Aldridge for Iguodala/wall
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He’d gotten Wall from me.
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What did you give him?
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John Wall, Dickie.
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Aww, you guys
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Rotoworld Baseball @Rotoworld_BB
Mets expected to watch Kazmir throw Wed. dlvr.it/1CKZkm 0-
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Bring him back after we drained him of all his resources
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Marc Topkin @TBTimes_Rays
#Rays Maddon: “We’re going to talk a lot about the World Series this year.”Talk is CHEAP!!!! MADDUMB!
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Marc Topkin @TBTimes_Rays
#Rays make $100,000 donation to Maddon’s charitiesTHAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN USED TO SIGN BRANYAN OR DMITRI YOUNG!!!!!
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RUSSELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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LOL, Mitri
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Hey some people want him.
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I looks like a fatted hog
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This isn’t where this is supposed to go
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I want to now where its supposed to go
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now
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new thread, not a reply
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Please take some time to familiarize yourself with the site’s reply feature. Thanks.
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I never said you could reply to me
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RaysAnalysis.ottotd.com
From 2008 through 2011 the Rays have fielded 94 different players. This group has combined for 182.25 WAR or nearly 2 WAR* per player. The Rays have had 23 home grown players step up and they have combined for 95 WAR (slightly more than half) which works out to a little over 4 WAR per player.
The Rays have acquired 71 players over this time that have combined for 87.2 WAR or around 1.25 WAR per player. Clearly, the Rays are putting a premium in the draft on high upside players that have a similarly high rate of failure while filling holes with average-type players that they can acquire via trade or free agency. Here’s each player’s average WAR over their time with the Rays from 2008 – 11:
Name WAR
Evan Longoria 25.5
Ben Zobrist 18.2
Carl Crawford 14.5
B.J. Upton 14.4
James Shields 12.6
David Price 10.4
Matt Garza 8.3
Sissy Cuck Bartlett 7.7
Carlos Pena 6.9
Matt Joyce 5.1
Jeff Niemann 4.9
Sean Rodriguez 4.0
Grant Balfour 3.9
Jeremy Hellickson 3.4
Akinori Iwamura 3.3
Scott Kazmir 2.9
Casey my main man Casey-K 2.9
Gabe Gross 2.8
John Jaso 2.8
J.P. Howell 2.7
Wade Davis 2.5
Desmond Jennings 2.3
Johnny Damon 2.2
Rafael Soriano 2.0
Joaquin Benoit 1.9
Dioner Navarro 1.9
Sam Fuld 1.8
Edwin Jackson 1.7
Dan Wheeler 1.6
Kelly Shoppach 1.6
Eric Hinske 1.5
Kyle Farnsworth 1.4
Willy Aybar 1.1
Joel Peralta 1.1
Alex Cobb 0.9
Fernando Perez 0.8
Andy Sonnanstine 0.7
Randy Choate 0.7
Cliff Floyd 0.6
Chad Bradford 0.5
Lance Cormier 0.5
Trever Miller 0.5
Justin Ruggiano 0.4
Gregg Zaun 0.4
Brandon Guyer 0.4
Matt Moore 0.3
Brandon Gomes 0.3
Rocco Baldelli 0.3
Kurt Birkins 0.2
Elliot Johnson 0.2
Joe Dillon 0.2
Mike Ekstrom 0.2
Juan Cruz 0.2
Gabe Kapler 0.1
Mike DiFelice 0.1
Sissy Cuck Isringhausen 0.1
Al Reyes 0.1
Brad Hawpe 0.1
Winston Abreu 0.1
Juan Salas 0.0
Alexander Torres 0.0
Jae Kuk Ryu 0.0
Russ Canzler 0.0
Andy Cannizaro 0.0
Jake McGee 0.0
Adam Russell -0.1
Jay Buente -0.1
Scott Dohmann -0.1
Michel Hernandez -0.1
Hank Blalock -0.1
Robinson Chirinos -0.1
Russ Springer -0.1
Reid Brignac -0.1
Dane de la Rosa -0.1
Shawn Riggans -0.1
Brian Shouse -0.1
Sissy Cuck Hammel -0.1
Cesar Ramos -0.1
Gary Glover -0.2
Rob Delaney -0.2
Chad Qualls -0.2
Jose Lobaton -0.2
Dale Thayer -0.3
Chris Richard -0.3
Felipe Lopez -0.3
Joe Nelson -0.3
Manny Ramirez -0.3
Jeff Bennett -0.3
Nathan Haynes -0.3
Mitch Talbot -0.4
Dan Johnson -0.5
Jonny Gomes -0.8
Troy Percival -0.8
Pat Burrell -1.1- Average of Fangraphs and B-Ref WAR is used throughout
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Sissy Cuck Isringhausen
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Casey my main man Casey-K 2.9
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Lin Iwamura.
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i love word filters
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me too.
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12 shots in an hour i was pretty gone last night
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I hope he was gentle
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His giant roomie had his way
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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
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I love Highlander
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I would ruin your life, me and greg would have you crying 30 secs in
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Get any two guys and my crew will roll you
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OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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As men, we use whatever we want. Bring your sniper, my P90 finna end you
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ill go pp90m1 if youre going sub
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It’s a good weapon I prefer the bigger drum and faster reload of the P90
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p90s aight i dont like fire rate and kick
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Diaper has a big boy’s console.
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Yeah so 44 Inch Chest, I have no fucking clue what I just half watched
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Tampa Bay BuccaneersRecord: 5-11
Trent Richardson, RB, Alabama
I’ll say it again — don’t simply dismiss the idea that Richardson could land here because of the presence of LaGarrette Blount. A great running team now needs more than one good back, and Richardson is by far the best back on the board this year. As well, if the Bucs are going with a “best player available” mantra early on — very possible given a wide range of needs — Richardson would make a lot of sense here. Blount has power, but he’s far more limited as an all-around back than Richardson. The Bucs were actually below league average in yards per rush in 2011, and could look to improve there.
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ESPN- Ignore facts
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(Chrome didnt find this word to be misspelled)
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@Sveet You remember Brother Micah.
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I had no idea who that was until I looked him up. The guy even has a wiki page.
Ya, I remember him
I agree with his thoughts on women
“Women have two places: In front of the sink and behind the vacuum,” Armstrong proclaims.
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No lie. I was just about to post this.
This photo should win the Pulitzer for 2012
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He called UF the University of Fornicators, FSU the “F’ing” and Sucking University and UCF the Unapologetically CUCK Friendly
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Sissy Cuck went to UCF, right? Hmmmmmmm
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So did I, there’s a reason that the pop splits are 1/3 white, black, mex
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That explains why your name is also Sissy Cuck
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Oh sveet
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Yes?
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You’re going to hell if you drink beer, he says. You’re going to hell if you curse. You’re going to hell if you smoke dope, masturbate, fornicate, watch a Hollywood movie, listen to rap, read Harry Potter books or attend most Protestant churches, Armstrong says.
Homosexuals are hellbound, too, he says. So are women with low-cut tops, short hair, pants or jobs.
“Women have two places: In front of the sink and behind the vacuum,” Armstrong proclaims.
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“If everyone likes your message and receives your message, it’s a good indication you’re promoting the wrong message
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Spilling my secrets! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K4PuCoIHEg
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This seems completely reasonable (not)
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I wouldn’t inject my dog with that toxic swill.
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I really don’t understand why they think it’s even remotely needed to give that vaccine to kids. Has there been a meningitis outbreak that I missed??
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After an outbreak is the best time to give vaccines.
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My whole world is crumbling!!!
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Cheese on my filet was amazing.
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What a monster.
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I prefer mine with Heinz 57. Much better than A-1
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Diaper, have your parents buy you a PS3. I’m going to Leuke you.
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7578383/tampa-bay-buccaneers-release-albert-haynesworth
noooooo!
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Gla$er$ bottom line
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Russ Canzler is going to be the Two Inches of Pain for the Rays this year
book it. dan-oOctober 28th, 2011– a date which will live in infamy–
OTTOTD.com
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Can’t believe you thought I was being serious
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I never know with you!
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YAY!
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Watching ESPN for 5 mins, already heard a Lin pun 500 times
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Whammy is such a shitty game show
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It’s no Press Your Luck
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herf durf
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Whammy is a terrible remake
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Chicks name is Ursula.
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Obama loves Lin.
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Oh Family Feud!
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Oh Family Feud http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrVgOuLRggI&feature=fvst
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Saw that episode.
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So great
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sounds like your parents are getting their value out of your college experience
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Doing notes with Family Feud on the background. Dude is the 5th person to go and doesn’t have an answer.
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i hope you are screaming the correct answer at the tv and ridiculing his race
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HIS SCHLONG
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Thinking about getting these bad boys, can’t wait for spring to come:
http://www.amazon.com/Tour-Hockey-Thor-Inline-Skate/dp/B004FPOCY6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_4
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I need to get myself a new pair. It’s so hard though with my horrible feet.
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You got that hobbit disease? I haven’t skated in years, but it used to be my preferred mode of transportation since I didn’t drive for five years. Kept me in phenomenal shape and I’m hoping to be able to play hockey again next winter. Been 12 days since I had a smoke, that’s step one.
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Wide feet sucks. I used to skate around the “hood”. Be nice to do something besides elliptical for cardio.
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I’m a big fan of the exercise bike, throw on some headphones and just go to town
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Why can’t you pussies go running amongst the coloreds?
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Why would I live by coloreds? the only coloreds in my neighborhood are professional athletes
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Some of us live in a truebullspen
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I refuse to live in an area without coloreds.
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It is better to meet danger than to wait for it. He that is on a lee shore, and foresees a hurricane, stands out to sea and encounters a storm to avoid a shipwreck.
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No man is an island, entire of itself
every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main
if a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were,
as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were
any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind
and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls
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Marc Topkin @TBTimes_Rays
#Rays on Fox national TV schedule for 4 Sat night games (5-26 at BOS, 6/9 at MIA, 6/16 vs. MIA, 6/30 vs. DET) and 9/15 matinee at NY 0-
watching that game
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attending that game
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MEAT UP?
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CARPOOL!
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good ass game to attend. Far closer then south st pete!
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alligator alley is like 45 minutes vs 69 across the Ho Franklin
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Fact: It’s quicker to drive to Miami from Tampa than to drive to the warzone.
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I had been planning on attending this series just to see this
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plus it’s always fun to go see ball parks you havent been to.
I have to wait for new ones to open as i have been to all of them.
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If this is true. It’s pretty cool.
I’ve been trying to see every NASL stadium. So far I have been to AL Lang, but not for a Rowdies game
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my dad travelled around the country for work, and I would go with him during summers.
Havent been to the new washington dc stadium or the new yankee stadium.
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My list is pretty small, but I would love to see them all
Trop
Metrodome
Target Field
Citi Field
Wrigley
Us Cellular
Joe Robbie(Marlins)
Turner Field
Fulton County
Coors Field
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oops and pac-bell park
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Luckyyyyy I’m at The old new Yankee stadium, Tropicana, Rogers Centre, Joker Marchant, the Winter Haven field that got torn down, sat in a tree outside Dunedin stadium, Wide World of Sports
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Actually I have been to the Rogers Centre as well. Back when it was the Skydome.
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Favorite Stadium?
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All the new ones are really similar.
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“This is a QB driven league” -Mike Sullivan
Finally someone who gets it. Bucthem is going to hate this guy.
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is that our new OC?
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Ya, had PC today at 3 est
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Well he is coming from the giants and no amount of bullshit by those posters will convince me that’s a running team.
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We need more hard nosed players that have to rely on technical skills and smarts
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POUND DAT ROCK
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That’s how I imagine OTTOTD meatups playing out
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rockin tits on the first chick
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“What they think I do..What I really do” pics are ruin facebook they are fucking everywhere
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My apologies to the Italians- but the best way to cook with Alfredo sauce- add ketchup and lots of paprika! Now that’s good ;o)
damn my FB friends
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I substitute ketchup for marinara in my pizza.
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this thread is some serious puppy-d bait.
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I dont buy pasta at restaurants under 15$
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this is my preferred pasta: http://ethanstowellrestaurants.com/anchoviesandolives/
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MY fave, courtesy of TGIF
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overcooked and poorly filleted salmon and boxed pasta!
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Perfectly microwaved zucchini
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Arrelious Benn @ArreliousBenn Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
So is today side chick day?… I never heard about that. Anybody can Skool me on that? 0-
side chick day? IM with you Regis
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lazy TrueBulls in Nawlins and Haiti take years to cleanup.
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Saw Cowbell Kid on way home, he was rocking Ron Paul stickers on his car.
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bflii, 
putupyourdukes and 7 others are discussing. 
Dipper, 
SRQman, 
Top Gun Numba 1 and 10 others are discussing. 
pudieron89, 
PBrady, 
4qb, 
firemangreg, 
Hatfield, 
Doug, 
Warde 1:07 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
EVERYDAY IS LIKE MONDAY
HombreGranJefe 1:48 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Everyone hates diaper.
HombreGranJefe 1:53 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Manny’s almost back. TIME TO GO SWEEP HIM UP OFF WAIVERS
Warde 2:19 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Not shocked
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/education/at-explore-charter-school-a-portrait-of-segregated-education.html?_r=1
putupyourdukes 3:13 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
sup losers
SRQman 3:25 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
#FREELAWRIE #SUSPENDWADE
Warde 3:26 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Cant disagree with this
SRQman 3:33 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DFm9WTq-aH8
How was he still allowed to play in the game after this?
Warde 3:36 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
looks like they ran into eachother
putupyourdukes 3:47 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
lolololol how is wade not suspended? Imagine if that was meta world peace?
HombreGranJefe 4:30 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I’m pretty sure they handle the process of suspensions on flagrants the same way they handle the draft lottery.
JFHasAPosse 3:59 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Lawrie should’ve thrown his helmet at his team’s shit defense.
putupyourdukes 3:25 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
apple so scared of the htc one x they found a judge to halt it’s import.
pudieron89 4:48 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
smart move
putupyourdukes 5:02 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
americans still average two sodas a day….
Warde 5:37 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I average zero
bflii 5:44 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I try to keep it to one diet soda a day or less
pudieron89 6:59 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
who still drinks this toxic sludge? water coffee beer or wine, please.
HombreGranJefe 8:04 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
I’m going to start a soda company and sell my products with names like “WMD” and “Japanese Nuclear Reactor”
Sandy Kazmir 8:37 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Water, coffee, whiskey, beer for me
Warde 5:48 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
One of my friends did a TED talk, went HS and played little league with him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYrOkMcBNI&feature=plcp
pdiddy97 5:50 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
who wears diapers?
putupyourdukes 6:43 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
diaper wears diapers
Hatfield 8:23 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Sup?
Hatfield 8:23 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
WHY DON’T IMAGES WORK??
Hatfield 8:24 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/5/15/15/enhanced-buzz-19959-1337108476-3.jpg
putupyourdukes 8:26 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Hatfield 8:27 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Thank you.
putupyourdukes 8:26 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
they do, clear your cookies
Hatfield 8:27 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Thank you. Clear my cookies? The fuck does that mean??
bflii 8:50 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
putupyourdukes 8:51 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
best poster doing things
Sandy Kazmir 8:33 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Sup sexgirls? I found up what YOLO means on my drive up to Bakersfield
putupyourdukes 8:34 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
it really took you that long?
Sandy Kazmir 8:38 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
3 hours from Newport Beach, traffic wasn’t murder though wasn’t great around LA, a few more mins than Google said it would. Angeles National Park is breathtaking.
Hatfield 8:39 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Nobody wants to talk about Eminem’s jailbait daughter?
Sandy Kazmir 8:39 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Call me when she gets some tits. (same thing I told your wife)
putupyourdukes 8:44 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
she looks like generic blond teenager to me,
putupyourdukes 8:44 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Where did you fly into?
Sandy Kazmir 8:59 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
LAX on Sunday, couple days on the beach, couple days in bakersfield, couple days in Fresno, couple days in Sactown, fly out of there
putupyourdukes 9:06 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
the central valley is the worst thing on the west coast
Sandy Kazmir 9:08 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
If you’re a fan of the American farmer it’s a place unto it’s own. So much green in a desert
putupyourdukes 9:34 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
It’s just not natural. IT’s propped up by draining rivers.
Sandy Kazmir 11:03 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Diverting resources to feed the entire world is a noble outcome
putupyourdukes 8:51 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
real or fake, fake right?
Sandy Kazmir 9:00 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
uh duh
Warde 9:37 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
who dis
putupyourdukes 9:50 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
morneau is back already, look who the dummy is now!
Sandy Kazmir 11:04 pm on May 16, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
Wrist injuries are a death sentence
bflii 3:50 am on May 17, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
bflii 3:52 am on May 17, 2012 Permalink | Log in to Reply | Hide/Show
any thoughts?